Zing Zong Ant

me: katie at your place?



18 minutes

8:10 PM Flaker: supposed to get here at 830

 me: what’re u guys doing?

 Flaker: hanging out, I think she wants to watch a movie.

8:11 PM me: you guys manage to have sex yet?

8:12 PM Flaker: no, and it’s chapping my ass. It’s become a matter of pride now.

 me: haha

  u should test my method ;)



6 minutes

8:19 PM me: u lost connection

  i didn’t see if u replied

8:21 PM i drove Skywoman home… she is a romantic funny girl and said some shit that made me cry the whole way back… not sure if i’m doing the right thing

  i think that i am and i’ll stick to it for now

8:23 PM Flaker: it appears you’ve got two choices brother, decide you want to be serious about the girl, or let her go. I think you’re doing the right thing.

8:24 PM me: yea, that’s what i’m doing for now

 Flaker: this isn’t a “for now” sort of thing, you keep coming and going and it’ll just be that much worse when it does end.

8:25 PM if you care about the girl you shouldn’t attempt to string her along

 me: i’m going one way or the other for sure this time

  i already decided that myself

8:27 PM i’m shocked katie has resisted your charms

  i think it’s time for plan B

  the almighty RufieColada

 Flaker: roofie?

  hahahah

  great minds

 me: ;)

  yes yes

8:28 PM Flaker: right now my money is on valentines day.

 me: dude

  u wait that long

  you’re gonna have a g/f on your hands

  what started as a side project

  is overwhelming your productivity

8:29 PM i think i may have take you before the board

 Flaker: hahaha, I’m telling you this is an untapped market, potential revenues are way over projections.

8:32 PM me: dude

  where should we go friday

  for my bday dinner and drinks?

  restaurant? bar?

8:33 PM Flaker: It’s your bbq baby. There’s a huge lawschool thing happening at jillians if you want to hang out with a bunch of people you don’t know.

 me: hmm

  what time is that?

8:34 PM Flaker: starts at 7 or 8, but it costs 25 to get in.

 me: no thanks

  hmmm

  quinns? waids? cha cha?

 Flaker: z would be there…

 me: la cocina & cantina?

8:35 PM u r tempting me

 Flaker: dude, I’ll go where you want to go.

8:38 PM me: jesus christ

  i just looked at my traffic stats for my blog

  i had been getting 30-80 visits a day over the week before fred’s death (really good for me)

8:39 PM i got 1389 yesterday

 Flaker: wow

 me: yeah

  weird

8:40 PM want to know what’s fucked? the keyword that sent the most traffic was

8:41 PM but close behind it was the murderer

  trickle adeloid

  all his friends and family were looking at my blot too

8:42 PM i feel bad for those people

8:45 PM what do you think of all of that?

 Flaker: will talk later she just showed.

 me: bye

  gl

 

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