Why I Love Harm’s Dad

Harm-Stop: middle of the morning to you Super

10:26 AM http://jakoblodwick.com/post/24564035



29 minutes

10:56 AM Harm-Stop: Super

  I’ve been working with a highly paid outside consultant/ finance guy

10:57 AM he charges $275/hr and has a long point pinky nail

  I don’t get it
I want to send him an email
resisting the urge
I have to know

10:58 AM he uses it to pick up papers from the desk



6 minutes

11:05 AM me: hahahhahahahahahhahah

  you KNOW he’s a cokehead

11:07 AM Harm-Stop: if I could just have a beer with him/ get drunk I could ask him

  do an yea?

  yeaaaaa-o

11:08 AM got any?

 me: lol

 Harm-Stop: lines and rumors?

  lay me some nose csandy yo

 me: lol

11:09 AM Harm-Stop: how awkward if it’s not true

  uhh

 me: lol

11:11 AM Harm-Stop: he pulls out a lunch baggy full, and says I’ve been waiting for somebody to ask

11:12 AM me: lol

 Harm-Stop: lets snort some fat rails

  !

 me: he pulls out a pound of columbian pure



6 minutes

11:18 AM Harm-Stop: no more Tronmy, and no more Pinocchio?

11:19 AM me: pinocchio is in ohio

  Tronmy may get a fuck tonight

  or arcadia

  or random CL girl

11:21 AM Harm-Stop: you should wear a Hazmat suit for your after work activities

 me: hahahhaa

  probably true

 Harm-Stop: http://jakoblodwick.com/post/24564035

  you should send this to Tronmy

11:22 AM I think it’s really insulting to women, and I’m into that nowadays

  why? I’m not sure

  but, demeaning women, has taken on a sudden fascination for me

 me: Harm-Stop, it’s always had a fascination to you

11:23 AM Harm-Stop: it was my retarded sister that ruined the species for me, and my prozac needing Tron didn’t help things

11:24 AM me: your family is pretty nuts

  lol

11:25 AM Harm-Stop: you know, now that I’m Lord of my dad, he can be fun

  whenever I want to do absurd hick activities, I can call him up

  I think he’s excited that I’m no longer Christian

 me: yup good resource

 Harm-Stop: he can show me all of his dirty ways

 me: im sure

  lol

 

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