Daniel: very nice
4:23 PM sorry getting rdy for board call at 8
8-10
brutal
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4:32 PM Daniel: so the asian chick – Natsuki or something, friends with my fried Misako
met her at my new dive bad
me: hold up
Daniel: she was visiting from japan
me: I’m gonna take 10 and call you
Daniel: cool
me: you free still?
Daniel: yup
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4:50 PM me: sorry
Daniel: no worries
4:51 PM me: you gotta IM your story
Daniel: my phone starting acting weird as well – ill be dialed into this call here in a bit, just half listen
so girl is visiting from japan
4:52 PM at bar, very cute, def a bit different – eg rockin some seriously odd japanese clothing
english, not so good
my friend Misako was like “you have tot alk to her”
4:53 PM Misako was in a tiff w her b/f and didn’t want to leave her friend alone at a bar
Misako disappears
its been like 30-40 mins go by
I am baby sitting
not having a good time
4:54 PM i tell the girl I am going to go home – was planning on just going to a different bar
she was like “you live round here?”
~ my place is about 20 mins away
so she was like “I will go home with you”
4:55 PM I was like thinking to myself “fuck, now what”
me: jebus
Daniel: so we walk to my house, ive left 4 msgs with Misako by now
4:56 PM we get to my place, thankfully clean, had a girl over like the day before
girl is obv very impressed – my place is way nicer than Misako, or any of the other places she been
so I am like, whatever, Im gonna get drunk
4:57 PM we split a bottle of wine
she is a tiny asian girl, so by this point, 12:30, she is hammered
I can’t stand it any more
so I call Misako again
4:58 PM no answer
i think she picked up on that I was a little bit irritated
“do you no like me”
no, no, I think you are very nice
like you a lot
4:59 PM “good” – then she starts taking off her clothes in my kitchen
brb – got to dial-in to my call
me: ha
wow
5:02 PM Daniel: waiting for other people to join
so i was not sure what to do
so at first I tried to get her to stop
and she was very confused
5:03 PM so then I was like, um, not in the kitchen
i am on the first floor – so with lights on anyone in my backyard can see in
5:04 PM so I tried pushing her more towards my living room
and she didn’t really get it – there is this central point between my bedroom, kitchen, bathroom and living room
5:05 PM and she went towards my bedroom
so, I did it
me: good?
Daniel: was amazing
me: nice
Daniel: total freak
she had me choke her with her own hair
5:06 PM me: how does one propose that with poor english?
Daniel: was doing her doggie style, she wrapped it around her neck, and kinda pushed it towards me
5:08 PM me: so is she a regular now?
your secret?
Daniel: no – once more
she went back to japan
5:09 PM me: freaky
sexy
Daniel: damn – this is gonna be a short call, i think
5:11 PM but yeah – after this – it put a huge lift in my step
5:12 PM me: yeah be proud of that one
that sexiness doesn’t happen every day
Daniel: thus my telling the moderately cute girl to fuck off
5:13 PM me: you have 10 girls like the jap ruin your night for every one that makes it into sexy time
Daniel: like, fine, ok you are a 5.5, i just fucked a 7.5 with no effort
5:14 PM recently I have found it is really easy to have girls come home with me
i dont fuck them – but, you give them the option, and 80% of the time they take you up on it
5:15 PM i don’t quite get it
5:17 PM damn, the two hour call turned into a 15 min call and everybody agreed on everything
5:18 PM me: the contrast of DC probably helps
you’re bourgeois babu
baby
5:19 PM Daniel: the west coast style def healps
