Hi you!
You’re getting this message because you are, or have at some point
been, my friend, lover, crush, housemate, campmate, soulmate…
because I have at least one memory of you that is true and beautiful.
Awesome!
But wait, what is this about?
Ok. So! I’m going away for a while, and I’m not taking any of you with
me. And I love you all to pieces, so… it seems only right to throw a
party. Goodbyes are important.
The details: Saturday, March 15, everyone’s favorite rocket scientist
(LMG Denny Trimble, Esq.) has agreed to let me take over his
apartment, because it is big and full of bikes, love, and couches.
Come over anytime after 6 (pm), bring yourself, something to share
(wine, snacks, stories…etc. but no presents!) and anyone amazing
that I somehow haven’t met yet but need to.
Come meet all those people I can’t shut up about! Come hug me! Come
because you’ve always had a huge crush on Denny! Whatever. Just show
up, and we’ll hang out.
March 15
Anytime after 6
114 Alaskan Way S. Apt. 602
Between Washington and Yesler, on Alaskan Way underneath the Viaduct
The Prudential Building
Buzz 026 on the board, where it says “Trimble”
Please RSVP so we can figure out how many of Denny’s bikes to hide in
the bedroom. Also, please forward this to anyone you know should have
gotten it in the first place, but didn’t.
See you soon 
