Harm-Stop: how is your day idling by?
busy as shit over here
me: very very idle
Harm-Stop: ah
I didn’t take lunch ’til 2
me: what are you working on?
Harm-Stop: reports
3:32 PM redoing our COA
figuring out how to recognize revenue on some queer contracts
3:33 PM me: sounds like fun
you learning much?
Harm-Stop: yeah
about accounting and managment
I’m basically trying again and again at coming up with better reports to measure our efficiency
I try to automate as much as I can
3:34 PM plus I’m customizing our software with a consultant/programmer as I go
to make this work just how I want it to
it’s sort of like perfecting a game in Sim City
Age of Empires or Starcraft
me: hahahaha
that’s awesome
3:35 PM i wouldn’t mind joining in
3:37 PM Harm-Stop: I totally forget what piece of ass you’re chasing these days
me: Faraway
Harm-Stop: ah yes
me: and i’m going to bone Beth when she gets back
march 1st
Harm-Stop: nice
3:38 PM spring break?
me: yup
Harm-Stop: dee licious
me: yeah
life is good
how about you?
any whoraciousness?
3:40 PM Harm-Stop: that 28 y/o rich bitch
I’m looking to ride
3:41 PM I should probably do that tonight or tomorrow
because D is coming in Thursda, and we’re booked through Monday
me: tonight
Harm-Stop: I’m taking Monday off to surf in Malibu all day
woot!
3:42 PM me: nice!
3:43 PM Harm-Stop: hey how was the Fri night get together?
me: fun
got real drunk
ate a ton of sushi
got completely full
drank a bunch
went to the new cha cha
3:44 PM drank a ton more there
sandy brought faraway for me
faraway wound up sitting on my lap while ben, fletch and sandy slid all the way around the table and made snide comments that were just out of earshot
sandy drove faraway and i home
don’t really remember it
3:45 PM ate a whole mess o nachos at bimbos bitchin burrito kitchen
3:46 PM Harm-Stop: hmm
no arjun or Ian?
me: no
ian had to work
arjun had something else
3:47 PM Harm-Stop: ah bummer
but still sounds like fun
so, she’s being a little cock tease still?
no action?
3:48 PM somebody needs to haul off and slap that bitch
3:49 PM me: no
i fucked her
friday night
saturday morning
saturday night
sunday morning
sunday night
she’s addicted now
3:50 PM Harm-Stop: hahahahahahaha
at sandy’s apt?
please say yes
me: yeah, there the first time
he had to drive us back
Harm-Stop: ha ha ha haha
3:51 PM me: yeah
beautific
Harm-Stop: you should have been like- “hey Sandy
she’s down for a gang bang if you want.”
me: hahahhahahahahahah
she is in love with me
3:52 PM came over saturday night
brought me some pear tart thingie she had made
two great cheeses
and i dug into my $3-5 trader joe’s wine collection
and got wasted and made fun of her while eating food
then fucked her
3:53 PM Harm-Stop: yes
she’s been needing that abuse for a long time
me: she loves abuse
she loves assholes
if i was nice
she wouldn’t like it
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4:06 PM Harm-Stop: so do you like her at all? good sex?
4:07 PM me: yeah its pretty good
very tight vag
she’s tiny
like fucking a child
amazing
4:12 PM Harm-Stop: wow
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4:28 PM Harm-Stop: I guess I’m gonna rail the 28 y/o tonight
it’s on’
dude
so last night I had Levi over for a tasty salmon dinner, beer and we watched the Lakers on my tv
fucking massive
54″
4:29 PM the guy I bought my couch from wanted rid of it when I brought the movers by
so now I have the giant frat tube leering at me
HD Flatscreen
amazing
4:30 PM me: jesus
how much?
Harm-Stop: $400
with a HD DVD player and DVDs
I couldn’t say no
me: holy sheet
what a deal
4:31 PM Harm-Stop: it’s a upconverting HD player
so it takes regular dvd’s not the newer amazing DVD player
but still
it’s quite the spectacle
4:32 PM me: i’m jealous
flat screen?
4:33 PM Harm-Stop: projection, but only 18 inches deep
I actually think it’s better, because I don’t need a mount
me: nice
Harm-Stop: and it’s really light
4:34 PM only 50 pounds
I need to get a cord to hook my computer up to it and have giant porn
or giant porn while having sex
4:35 PM that would be pretty hott
4:36 PM me: yeah
4:37 PM do that
and videotape it
hahaa
Harm-Stop: so have you been doing protein shakes recently?
me: 3 a day
going on 3 or 4 years
4:38 PM hopefully i dont die
Harm-Stop: wha?
you do that every day?
I’ve never seen you
me: i bring them to work
i have bottles all over my desk
it’s so messy
Harm-Stop: what’s your method?
4:39 PM do you even eat lunch then?
4:42 PM me: not lately actually
just been taking naps or working out
