Rampant Ridiculous Funny Emails

Faraway,

I thought about sending you one of those cheesy Valentine e-papers as a joke, but after looking at some of them and hearing the awful music and cheesy graphics, I decided an email would be better.  Did Sandy awaken you this morning with a bundle of roses, a box of chocolates and sweet professions of his undying love?  That would be hilarious.  What do you think we should do tonight?  Celebrate African history month?

I am still deeply contemplating that quote from yesterday- “Practice makes Perfect”… The more I think about it the bigger the grin on my face gets. ;)   I am really looking forward to moving from a “novice” to a “pro”… this should be way more fun than football practice ever was lol.

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!!

Super


On Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 1:53 PM, Faraway Walters < wrote:

I would love to teach you new techniques and the man you around, Superio. But first I need to get over my horrible, tendency to be overly self conscience- It makes me too shy and reserved (not good bedroom qualities). You might be able to help with that- or maybe I could have a bottle of wine…or vodka before I arrive tomorrow (that may do the trick). I also want you to be very open w/ me and tell me what you like as well.

 

I can be really domineering, so watch out!

 

Here is a good meditation for the day:  ‘Practice makes perfect’  – a quote by Faraway Walters

 

THank you for your thoughts/comments below.  You are sweet.

 

- Faraway

 

On 2/13/08, Super Man < wrote:

I do have more to learn in the bedroom and I look forward to your tutelage, Grandmaster. You will find me a willing and eager student with a deep thirst for knowledge… Seriously, I do want you to tell me what you like and how I can better please you.

I like going to cafe’s with you, I have been getting a lot done.  When I just do things on my own at home, I am more easily distracted.  Looking forward to being able to cuddle with you and smooch gives me motivation and keeps me happy as I work.  Of course, my work yesterday consisted of a ridiculous prenup lol.

I think that we both had very different ideas about the other person when we first started hanging out… and I know I’ve been very pleasantly surprised.  I had heard that you were a bitch who had been toying with poor Sandy, whereas you had heard that I was a ridiculous meathead from Sandy himself.  Fortunately, you have shown yourself to be the opposite- really generous, fun and kind person to those that you care about.  I feel like a lucky man to be able to spend time with you.  :)

I can’t wait for lunch, I’m feeling soo tired.

Superio


On Feb 13, 2008 11:06 AM, Faraway Walters < wrote:

You said that you were less expereinced in bed, so I didn’t find any harm in calling you a novice. 

 

You are reallly nasty ( ”…silky like a whore’s panties”) How do you come  up with this stuff??  I am starting to question whether I should be concerned by your really sick/dark humor, or just conitnue to laugh and be light hearted. 

 

I am glad to hear that I am not so bad either. But I do feel that our sex life can be even better (you wouldn’t know, novice). 

 

Thank you for making me laugh-  you are wonderful.

 

-Faraway

On 2/13/08, Super Man < wrote:

I’m super sleepy too.  I think a lunchtime nap will definitely be in order today.

What is this novice in bed B.S.?!?!  I am the God of Sex!  Hahaha

Hmm… I suppose I am a pretty good topic, aren’t I?  I’ll just continue in this vein for awhile.  My hair is smooth and silky like a whore’s panties, my eyes are deep wells of life, my breasts are like mighty mountains and my cock is Excalibur (buried cold stone)…. That probably didn’t make a whole lot of sense.  I need a nap.

You aren’t half bad yourself, I suppose.  I have a lot of fun spending time with you, joking, cuddling and snuggling.  And the sex is grrrrreat!

I think I am having hallucinations of sleep right now… not good.

Dinner tomorrow would be wonderful.  I’ll be looking forward to it.

Super


On Feb 13, 2008 9:42 AM, Faraway Walters < wrote:

Hi Super,

 

How are you feeling???????  I am super tired, and cannot wait until this dreadful day is over so I can sleep.   

 

Now on to a better topic, YOU.  I definitely do not want to flatter you (we both know you don’t deserve or need it), but I absolutely love being w/ you. I am amazed by how sweet, charming, smart and witty you are- it’s been quite a wonderful, shocking surprise getting to know you! Ha ha!

 

Maybe, betraying Sandy and loosing his respect will pay off?  The risk has certainly been worth it so far.  (you are amazing in bed, by the way- especially for a novice). 

 

I can’t wait to see you tomorrow- would you like me to make dinner? If  so how do you feel about Greek?

 

Faraway

 

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