Harm-Stop: Good Friday Mr Man!
10:49 AM me: morning stud
how are u?
10:51 AM Harm-Stop: I’m moving into my new apartment tomorrow morning
happy about that
no more roommates
I bought a new couch, and I have a great view of the downtown skyline, unobstructed from the 5th floor, huge windows
I’m going to get naked, and drink whiskey soaking in the view
Flaker: Nice, when did you move?
me: I move tomorrow morning
I’ll naked whiskey drink tomorrow night
Flaker is typing…
me: haha
10:52 AM i like how i am your secondary friend
Harm-Stop: shut up
me: you copy and paste the initial convo to me
Harm-Stop: your number 7 Super
me: lol
i have dropped from tied for #2?
when did this happen?
Harm-Stop: the orange peel incident Super
me: HAHHAHAHAHA
10:53 AM Harm-Stop: you’re hardpressed to recover
me: you are one coldhearted bastard
Harm-Stop: haha
me: dude
i want to interview you
10:54 AM Harm-Stop: cool
me: u have msn?
Harm-Stop: no
lets do it later though
me: k
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11:00 AM Harm-Stop: I take you for a man of your word
here is my request of you
me: ?
Harm-Stop: If I die before you
11:01 AM you are to have me in a casket, so people can check me out
and I will have one iPod on repeating OK Computer by Radiohead
you will recharge the batteries before you lower me down into the grave
11:02 AM me: hahahha
okay
Harm-Stop: make it happen, and make people uncomfortable if they resist
me: i’ll tell your Tron to go fuck herself, i’m carrying out your final wishes
Harm-Stop: exactly
11:03 AM I’ve been meaning to bring this up to my Tron
but I don’t know if she’ll go through with it
11:04 AM me: haha
tell her
i told my grandparents that if i get sick, pull the plug
i put it in writing
Harm-Stop: nice
me: if i’m a paraplegic
pull the plug
Harm-Stop: haha
what
11:05 AM me: if i break my leg
pull the plug
Harm-Stop: haha
me: just have a vet come in
and put me down
Harm-Stop: if Viagra stops working for me
me: pull the plug
