Pork.Stank

me: gorgeous

  you there?

1:31 PM Pork.stanley: hey

  yeah

  sorry, was in the shower

  whats going on?

 me: just prepping for the monday night dinner

  have the day off

  MLK day

1:32 PM Pork.stanley: niiiice

 me: my turn to have everyone over and cook dinner

 Pork.stanley: what are you making?

 me: ian, diane, fletch, lucas, and others

  probably pasta

  and salad

  and an appetizer

 Pork.stanley: no Z?

 me: invited her, she said she had to meet a friend going through a rough time

1:33 PM i’m not sure what kind of salad and appetizer to make yet

  little intimidating cooking for three professional chefs

 Pork.stanley: hehe. i’d imagine

  but its food. give them enough wine and they’ll love it

1:34 PM me: probably true

  i started a liquor cabinet saturday

  200 bucks of booze

  most pretty decent stuff

  i’m going to try to make cocktails and specialty drinks tonight

1:35 PM we’ll also probably have wine and beer

  definitely wine for the pasta

1:36 PM u still in cali?

1:38 PM Pork.stanley: yep yep

1:39 PM sunny and cool

  went to SF yesterday, hiking along the coast

  was v. nice

 me: sounds like fun

  great to see the lady again?

 Pork.stanley: hell yes

  very good

1:40 PM me: i hope you restrained your lower impulses and didn’t kiss her. You know jesus only approves of hand holding

 Pork.stanley: yes

  but satan loves outdoor sex with multiple partners

1:41 PM so, i take the middle path

 me: haha

 Pork.stanley: balance. thats what its all about

 me: you missed out on an awesome time when Harm-Stop came up for christmas

  skiing, packwood partying, fine dining downtown, shotgun shooting, partying with his fam

1:42 PM and the man himself reappeared for the first time in a year and ahalf

 Pork.stanley: haha

  right on

1:43 PM that souonds like a blast

  i heard you went to see my Tron

  she really like taht

  that

 me: yup

 Pork.stanley: you guys have gold stars in her book now

 me: awesome haha

 Pork.stanley: despite previous lude behavior

  how long were you in ptown?

 me: 3 days

  skiied the first day

1:44 PM visited people the second and drank and shot pool

  skiied the 3rd day

  spent some high quality time drinking cran-vodkas in the hot tub

  with a foot of snow all around us

  the sign said not to stay in for more than half an hour

 Pork.stanley: niiiice

1:45 PM me: i think we were in it for 2 and a half

  lol

 Pork.stanley: which hot tub?

  the one at the hotel/

 me: yep

  down at the end of your road

  remember when we tried to sneak into it after drinking at the empty bar?

1:46 PM Pork.stanley: LOL

  i’m glad it was empty

  i remember stashing some of our clothes on teh road

  hahaha

 me: haha

  that was fun

1:47 PM what day do you get back up here?

1:48 PM Pork.stanley: sat night

  left tuesday

1:49 PM a very breif stay at home

1:50 PM me: when are you coming back to the good ol’ W & A?

1:51 PM Pork.stanley: heading back thursday night

  i was actually about to call my sis

  see what the plan is for returning to packwood. maybe she would be willing to pick me up and stay in seattle thur

1:52 PM so i can love you with all my heart for a brief Tronent

 me: haha

  how long are you going to stick around for?

1:53 PM (you are going back to china right?

  )

1:54 PM Pork.stanley: yeah, back to china until june

  heading out Feb 1st to the antarctic

 me: thats right

  badass

1:55 PM Pork.stanley: i am the product of my parents whims

 me: u going to spend most of that time with Tron?

  ah

1:57 PM Pork.stanley: oh. yeah, my Tron and i are the sole members of the arctic 08 expidition

  from the 24-30th still working on it. trying to find some time up in seattle

1:58 PM me: as usual, weekends work best… but if you can only do it on another day, i can call in sick

 Pork.stanley: hehehe

  you’re a good man

  ok, now i must away

1:59 PM we shall chat again soon

  my numbers is the origiinal

 me: cool

  later

 Pork.stanley: 509-378-5863

  llaaaater

 me: gonna go pikc up ian

 Pork.stanley: say hi from Pork

 

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