Porker and Porkest

Flaker: Hey dude, we can lift today, but we’ll have to be snappy about it, dinner with Katie at 730

 me: haha

  i take it you made your decision?

10:32 AM Flaker: Yeah I’m pretty sure I intend to sleep with her.

  Oh dude, when you come I really need you to bring my backpack. I forgot it again in my drunken stupor and I am really going to need the book in it soon.

10:33 AM write it on your hand or something, I’m going to try to remember to call you later to remind you.

10:34 AM me: ok

10:35 AM where is dinner gonna be?

 Flaker: my place

  but I need time to bathe beforehand.

10:36 AM me: what are you making?

10:38 AM Flaker: ahi, rice, salad. rooficoloda

 me: hahaha

  tasty

10:39 AM you gonna get her good and drunk?

10:40 AM Flaker: nah I might open one bottle of wine, but that’d be about it.

 me: i have no desire to drink for quite some time

 Flaker: yeah, that’s a large part of my thinking.

10:44 AM Pork is talking like he isn’t going to come up.

 me: ?

  what’s he saying?



5 minutes

10:50 AM Flaker: He is being vague, says he doesn’t have any free weekends and now says maybe he’ll come up for dinner some day next week.

10:51 AM me: hm

10:53 AM Flaker: I think he hates us.

 me: that is sad

  though every time he sees us, we do try to drink him unconscious

 Flaker: I think it’s your fault.

  Hitting on his sister and all.

10:54 AM disgusting.

 me: hehe

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