me: yo
12:25 PM Peanut: do anything fun last night?
me: had drinks at ben’s place
12:26 PM you?
12:27 PM Peanut: went with kyla to flowers
12:28 PM i’m not counting the mojito i had as a violation of my renewed no sugar policy
although it clearly had tons of sugar in
me: lol
you don’t have to
Peanut: yeah, after a while, we walked up the ave to the galway
have you ever been there?
12:29 PM me: no
it good?
Peanut: SUPER sketchy, i thought
i think we were the only girls in there, and the guys were all late 20’s and either scary or sad looking
it was not an uplifting atmosphere, lol
12:30 PM i brought my rape whistle with me to the bathroom
me: lol
do u really havea rape whistle?
Peanut: haha, kinda
12:31 PM i stole it from the pool i lifeguarded at when i quit
mostly accidentally
so i have a whistle
it’s really more of a multipurpose whistle than a rape whistle, but it’s easily converted
12:32 PM me: hahahahaha
Peanut: like, if a small giant ever tried to attack and rape you in a dark street, wouldn’t you want a way to draw attention to your struggle in the hopes of attracting help?
12:33 PM i’m assuming most rational men of average or above average size wouldn’t try to pick a fight wiht you, but there’s got to be some analogous threat (if only imaginary)
me: i have worried for a long time about what i would do if andre the giant became a zombie and his corpse found me and molested me
12:34 PM Peanut: lol exactly
me: but i don’t think a rape whistle would save me
Peanut: imagine this coming to mind every time you tried to have loving http://www.forgotten-ny.com/STREET%20SCENES/andrenomi/andrejake3.jpg
12:35 PM no, a rape whistle might not prevent rape, but i would still rather have that tool in case it did
i mean, people who are going to attack you are generally looking for beings who won’t put up much of a fight
12:36 PM making a really loud noise is one of several ways to startle the attacker and give you a split second advantage (and it also might attract help)
12:37 PM especially indoors
me: haha
well, if i ever rape you, i’ll be sure to do it somewhere where no one can hear your rape whistle 
12:38 PM Peanut: i’ll avoid the woods
me: good call
lol
12:39 PM i think i am going to eat a dozen eggs for breakfast
Peanut: LOL
“when i was a lad i ate 4 dozen eggs,
every morning to help me get large…
now that i’m grown, i eat 5 dozen eggs,
and i’m roughly the size of a barge!”
12:40 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBnWZignkQ
12:42 PM me: hahahahha
12:43 PM Peanut: hee hee
me: i cant believe you cited that
awesome
i’m still watching it
i haven’t seen this in 10 years
or 15
12:44 PM Peanut: hahah i’m just to the eggs bit
me: 16 years apparently
Peanut: haha
12:45 PM i watched this movie a lot when i was little
i’m actually kind of surprised how stupid it is–i remember it being childish, but i don’t remember it being that bad
me: apparently
lol
hahahah
12:46 PM Peanut: yeah, i got the words right before i listened to it
12:49 PM haha, now i’m watching all the songs
how productive
12:50 PM okay
wow
fricking scary
12:51 PM twice in the last two days two suspicious males late 20s early 30s have been seen INSIDE mccarty
the police haven’t been able to find them
they weren’t doing anything wrong
but thursday night a ground floor window in the north tower was broken
me: hmm
Peanut: only the outer pane was broken, so the people were safe
12:52 PM but ugh!
it’s one thing when attacks and creepy things happen outside mccarty
me: that’s why you keep your sawed off 12-gauge semi auto shottie in your room, right?
Peanut: well, it’s not easily accessible
12:53 PM it’s under a pile of uzis
12:54 PM me: haha
i am grilling tofu
never done it before
we’ll see how it turns out
i poured some soy sauce on it
Peanut: hard to go wrong there
12:55 PM if you have some garlic, put it in
me: hmmm
12:59 PM tofu and then eggs
1:00 PM i’m disappointed they didn’t separate out the nfl championship games into two separate days
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1:09 PM Peanut: i am indifferent
1:10 PM me: lol
Peanut: i was going to say “aww too bad” but then i realized i didn’t care
1:11 PM me: haha
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1:28 PM Peanut: i;m gonna go watch my friend race
she’s a track star
me: sounds fun
1:29 PM Peanut: will be
1:30 PM see you later
me: later
