Moham: dude I think Im addicted to porn. And if I someday decide to start my own porn site don’t be shocked cause it might happen
me: i’m going to come out with one asap
4:30 PM Moham: dude i have seriously considered. I’ve talked to my brother about it as well and he said that if he’s not making the money he wants by the time he’s 30 he will join me
4:31 PM I think anyone who says the porn business is wrong is a hypocrite.
everyone watches it and as soon as you talk about making it then people frown
me: yup
4:32 PM Moham: even that gay ass politican who says porn should be banned probably beats off to animal porn
me: he probably has sex with transexuals
Moham: no but I seriously love it. For example, there is this cute Irish girl that wants to fuck me. She already has a bf and before i left for Iran she ave me a bj in a public park at 4 am
4:33 PM I even have Viagra rigth now as well however I prefer to eat off to sweet porn and not pun in the work
4:34 PM me: jajajaj
hahaha
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4:44 PM me: dude viagra is useless for guys our age
i prefer rough sex
lol
4:45 PM Moham: dude colin has taken it and he says that you get the hardest boner in your life
Ive heard that from many guys our age
you get a rock solid boner…like th eones you used to get in gym class when you were 14
me: hahaha
4:46 PM Moham: dude I seriously think Im always almost one inch shorter because i cant get a full hard on
me: hahaha too mjuch beating it
4:47 PM Moham: I think so. I measured my soldier once when I had a really massive boner and it was 7.5 inches. Lately I can barely get 6
it blows and it’s embarrasing
especially whn you have a cute irish girl who wants to fuck you
me: dude
quit masturbating
that’s the key
4:48 PM cut down on the booze too
get a g/f
Moham: hahahahha….I love it.
4:49 PM I cant have a gf….feels weird
me: try it
fake it if you have to
4:50 PM Moham: I should give it a try
me: trust me
your sex life gets way better
you can dump them whenever u want
4:51 PM Moham: true
me: but in order to not get attached
4:52 PM you have go at the relationship way harder than the girl
trust me
it sounds weird
but it helps you stay independent
just keep yourself objective
4:54 PM Moham: I’m gonna give it a shot. The problem is that all my fucking has been when I’ve been wasted. spending QT witha girl and just not drink seems weird
me: haha
4:56 PM Moham: I need to stop be a meathead….thats what I need to do. It’s just that real conversations with girls are such a waste of time
me: hahah
Moham: I just want to bone
me: not always
lol
4:57 PM you have to get used to just listening to them and asking gneric questions while you think about other shit
Moham: hahaha…I dont know…that seems like a lot of work
me: lol
not too bad
4:58 PM Moham: To be honest my meathead behavior will decrease because no one in Iran understand me
me: lol
Moham: I have to come down to their level and that sucks balls
4:59 PM most kids our age in Iran just suck a massive donkey dick
me: hahahhaha
Moham: they think they are so tight but they are really extremly gay
me: that’s funny
what do they do?
5:01 PM Moham: they all think the are massive pimps…they think they know everything and they are just generally quite retarded and full of themselves. When in fact they have nothing to show for.
I mostly ignore them but sometimes i want to grab a 12 gauge and shove it up their ass
5:02 PM me: hahahha
any stories?
5:03 PM Moham: Well I have to think of some but I’m sure I have plenty. I’ll try and remeber them and tell you some other time.
How’s Skywoman, btw
me: pretty ridiculous
5:04 PM we have an open relationship
established by me
and last night i was talking to her about have a three-way relationship
she seemed open
i am indoctrinating her to be my sex slave
5:05 PM Moham: dude thats awesome
try and have a threesome
me: dude a threesome is so passe
i want 2 girls sleeping in my bed every night
having my babies
paying my rent
sucking my dick
having orgies
5:06 PM i’m going to achieve the ultimate man dream- multiple simulatneous girlfriends that are happy sleeping with each other
it’s why that joseph smith dude invented mormonism
5:07 PM Moham: thats awesome
That’s why Mohammed married a 9 year old
5:08 PM all the religious dudes expcet Jesus were massive pervs
me: yep
bet u jesus was a perv too
they just cut those parts out of the bible
Moham: hahahaha…possible
5:10 PM alright dude…im gonna go to sleep. my ball sack hurts from all the beating off and I need to sleep
5:11 PM me: hahaha
alright
goodnight
Moham: goodnight dude
