me: lift tonight?
Flaker: Aren’t we having dinner tonight?
10:48 AM me: no, i think that’s tomorrow
Flaker: oh, alright, sure then.
me: right?
i could be wrong
hmm….
Flaker: should probably find out.
me: I’m sure ians in bed
but i’ll try
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10:54 AM Flaker: Let me know what you find out. You see the thing about the art robbery? I think I should become an art thief. Problem is you’ve got to find someone to buy that stuff before you steal it, it’s not like you can shop it around. Tell you what you make a lot of money and buy what I steal.
10:56 AM me: lol
great deal
10:57 AM I’ll instantly turn you over to the authorities
it’ll be more entertaining to watch you be cellmates with lysol then to look at a picasso
10:58 AM Flaker: hahaha, but I’ll be cutting a deal telling them that I was only stealing it cause you placed an order for it, they’ll be more interested at getting at the money behind the operation.
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11:03 AM me: lol
fuck
i’m pissed off
11:04 AM faraway gave me a damned hickie
in a very obvious place on my neck
and first thing that happened when i got to work was someone asked “is that a hickei?”
faraway had lent me some concealer
so i tried putting it on and another coworker commented on it
and so i decided to be preemptive
11:05 AM Flaker: hahahaha, too high up to just button up your collar, maybe put on a tie?
me: and tell Skywoman i made a bet with you on my birthday that you couldn’t get a random girl to give me a hickie and lost
i dont think she bought it
Flaker: hahahaha
me: she said, “that’s nice, you’re an idiot”
and signed off
11:06 AM awkward
Flaker: well this may help you maintain your broken up status.
me: probably
11:07 AM it’s going to make her hate me
and make work really awkward
11:08 AM no much to high for that
11:09 AM Flaker: well, that’ll be fun. You don’t really see her at work that much unless you try to though, do you?
11:10 AM me: no
she sits in the office next to mine
11:11 AM and we have daily meetings for a half hour
11:14 AM Flaker: well maybe this will be a valuable example of why people say you shouldn’t date people at your place of work.
11:15 AM me: yes yes, i know
i still enjoyed it though
