me: sending tower an email
brilliant
11:28 PM Flaker: don’t do that
really
it wont be a good thing
11:29 PM you should also delete that porn
it won’t help you, you just look at it and it makes you long for something that you don’t really want.
11:30 PM me: hmm… too late on the email, i sent a one liner asking her to get coffee… and yes, i should probably delete the porn as well
though it may be a good thing when i’m 55
11:31 PM which is why i’ve kept it
not sure why i showed it… though i’m not sure why not to
Flaker: bullshit that’s a lie
11:32 PM me: which one?
it will be good when i’m 55
i’ll be old
and not care
and i’ll be like … yeah.. i fucked that
Flaker: yeah but that aint why you kept it.
me: why delete it?
11:34 PM Flaker: cause all you do is look at it and think, man that was fun. I could totally have more sex with that. I should try that, and the only potential result is more pain in both of your worlds.
me: that makes sense
but my jaw hurts
and i think
ouch
11:35 PM i should email her and make friends again… that’s nice porn
who knows
maybe she’ll be my wife one day…
and i’ll regret people seeing my porn collection’
lol
Flaker: Right this is just like the end of your relationship and I told you the right thing to do and you ignored me. So here. You know the right thing to do. Cause I told you. Now I don’t want to hear shit about it.
11:36 PM me: haha
but you will
from your box
in my basement
fuck, nick hit me hard
my jaw hurts
i’m gonna kil lhim
how was the drive home?
11:38 PM i’m kind of wasted… it’s nice i didn’t have to drive anywhere… haven’t been feelign this way in a while
Flaker: what drunk?
me: i ad fun
had
fuck you
11:39 PM hmm
i should get in shape
i think i was in better shape a year ago
11:40 PM Flaker: you’re still looking at tower porn aren’t you. This conversation is over.
me: what the hell.. i am not looking at tower porn.. i turned that off a while ago because my internet wouldn’t work while my other computer was on. you are a whore. we need to lift tomorrow. i have an awesome new heart rate monitor
