Kickboxing would Rock!

Moham: I think it would be awesome to know boxing or kickboxing really well

  you could just fuck people up

12:27 PM me: haha that would be fun

12:29 PM Moham: dude did I tell you Im rolling to London in a hummer limo tomorrow night

 me: what?!

12:30 PM awesome

  why?

 Moham: some dude’s b-day

  he calle dme up and said let’s go. I was like that’s awesome. He has booked a few tables at this sweet club as well

12:31 PM All fo these guys are huge meatheads. bodybuilders and two of the are ultimate fighters

  hahahahha

12:32 PM it’s gonna be a rowdy night

12:34 PM me: u serious?

  that’s crazy

  you are going to have fun

12:35 PM Moham: yeah I know. This one dude that’s coming with us is 6′7 and 265 pounds and cut

  he’s fucking massive

 me: jeez

12:36 PM no one will pick fights with you

  lol

 Moham: I know….the funny thing is that he’s the nicest dude as well. wouldnt hurt a fly

12:37 PM although I remember this one night this one bouncer was really pissing him off. He kept fucking with him and he then lost it. It took four of us to restrain him.

 me: geez

  why would a bouncer fuck with him?

12:38 PM Moham: the bouncer kept telling him he couldnt go in the club….he was giving him bs reasons and Tim was trying to aks him why he wouldnt let him go in. The bouncer just said because he didnt feel like it basically a

12:39 PM he told Tim to fucking leave and shit and Tim just suddenly lost it

 me: oh god

  lol

  bet the bouncer was scared

12:40 PM Moham: oh dude the bouncer was shitting in his pants. He called for 4 more bouncers to come and he went inside the building himself

  I was laughing so hard

 me: haha

 

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