Moham: I think it would be awesome to know boxing or kickboxing really well
you could just fuck people up
12:27 PM me: haha that would be fun
12:29 PM Moham: dude did I tell you Im rolling to London in a hummer limo tomorrow night
me: what?!
12:30 PM awesome
why?
Moham: some dude’s b-day
he calle dme up and said let’s go. I was like that’s awesome. He has booked a few tables at this sweet club as well
12:31 PM All fo these guys are huge meatheads. bodybuilders and two of the are ultimate fighters
hahahahha
12:32 PM it’s gonna be a rowdy night
12:34 PM me: u serious?
that’s crazy
you are going to have fun
12:35 PM Moham: yeah I know. This one dude that’s coming with us is 6′7 and 265 pounds and cut
he’s fucking massive
me: jeez
12:36 PM no one will pick fights with you
lol
Moham: I know….the funny thing is that he’s the nicest dude as well. wouldnt hurt a fly
12:37 PM although I remember this one night this one bouncer was really pissing him off. He kept fucking with him and he then lost it. It took four of us to restrain him.
me: geez
why would a bouncer fuck with him?
12:38 PM Moham: the bouncer kept telling him he couldnt go in the club….he was giving him bs reasons and Tim was trying to aks him why he wouldnt let him go in. The bouncer just said because he didnt feel like it basically a
12:39 PM he told Tim to fucking leave and shit and Tim just suddenly lost it
me: oh god
lol
bet the bouncer was scared
12:40 PM Moham: oh dude the bouncer was shitting in his pants. He called for 4 more bouncers to come and he went inside the building himself
I was laughing so hard
me: haha




