Jerm

eremy: so having my own apt is so fucking luxurious

  I’m a happy man

9:31 AM I met a sexy 28 y/o this weekend, had her over after a date all night’

  delicious

9:32 AM my commute today was less than 10 min

9:35 AM how was little J’s weekend?



23 minutes

9:59 AM me: tell me about your date



15 minutes

10:15 AM Harm-Stop: she works at RCA records- puts together band photo shoots/ does publicity

  very hipster

  very thin

  rich bitch raised in Laguna Beach



17 minutes

10:33 AM me: that’s cool

  fuck her?

10:36 AM Harm-Stop: nope, she wouldn’t because she’s not on the pill

10:37 AM me: no condom?



28 minutes

11:06 AM me: fuck
i’m pissed off
faraway gave me a damned hickie
in a very obvious place on my neck
and first thing that happened when i got to work was someone asked “is that a hickei?”

  ara had lent me some concealer
so i tried putting it on and another coworker commented on it
and so i decided to be preemptive

  and tell Skywoman i made a bet with you on my birthday that you couldn’t get a random girl to give me a hickie and lost
i dont think she bought it

  he said, “that’s nice, you’re an idiot”
and signed off
awkward

  shit

11:07 AM Harm-Stop: ha

11:12 AM somebody in India ran my debit paper for $465

  bastard

 me: that sucks

  he get away with it?

11:14 AM Harm-Stop: kind of

  I’m getting the charge removed, and a new paper

  apparently he withdrew money from and ATM in India

  and he did several papers at the same time

11:15 AM I was not an isolated hit

  I think Faraway is annoying

  she’s cute but not nearly cute enough

 me: haha

  she’s also desperately needy

11:16 AM Harm-Stop: This guy is my idol

  Sam Zell

  not because of this, but it adds I guess

  http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/02/words_of_chairman_sam.php

11:17 AM He is a PE titan

11:18 AM me: nice

  i like his comments

  its unamerican not to like pussy

 Harm-Stop: he’s a very smart/ accomplished/ fun guy

11:19 AM he puts together motorcycle trips in Europe with his buddies every year

11:20 AM corporate raids during the day, has fun at night

  got his start working with Pritzker

11:21 AM me: lol



29 minutes

11:50 AM Harm-Stop:

  awesome



8 minutes

11:58 AM me: hahya

  yeah

  i liked that

 

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