Interviews of the Man

me: dude what do you think of my interviews of Brohim?

10:22 AM Manfried: haven’t read them

10:23 AM me: check it out and let me know

  i’m wondering if they are too rambling and if i should cut them down (time and effort) or if they are okay as they are

10:24 AM Manfried: roommates are being little bitches
richardlevibrooks: really??
me: short of it: I locked myself out, and the roommates g/f would not let me back in
richardlevibrooks: whattt??
me: she sat up in her room
yeah
called seabass
he stopped answering his phone after he talked to her
9:43 AM he was away
so I uh-ohing jumped the fence in the back
pried open the glass door
went and knocked on her door
she locked it
richardlevibrooks: whatttt
she’s a cunt
me: wouldn’t open it
just said I wanted to talk to her
she wouldn’t come out or say anything
9:44 AM called seabass, he wouldn’t pick up
richardlevibrooks: stupid french
me: so I tried to forget about it
then she left me this note
I’ll let you read it
I had two strategies either:
1 ignore them, and not think about it
2 embarass them, they had a friend over last night
9:45 AM go down there and do a Dr. Phil monologue
I was on the fence
then I was tired, and passed out
but, that’s extreme passive aggressive
I haven’t done anything to them, except tell them she should pay
richardlevibrooks: what did the note say?
9:46 AM me: bad grammar:
you’re selfish, I didn’t want to talk to you today, maybe tomorrow, how did it feel to be outside alone?
richardlevibrooks: WHATTTT
9:47 AM scan that and post it on your blog
great blog material
me: I was thinking that
I need to
richardlevibrooks: that doesn’t make sense
a serious talk is in order to “mend” things
me: well, if I was not a balanced guy, they would be in serious trouble
9:48 AM I’ve decided to ignore them

10:25 AM me: lol

10:26 AM you should rekey the locks

  and not let them in

10:27 AM Manfried: that’s a good idea

  and get a shotgun, rocking chair and bottle of jack

  wait for them to attack

 me: hahaha

10:28 AM you should move out

  and poo on their bed before you turn in the key

  put it between their sheets

  and remake their bed

  that way they crawl in and are covered in poo

  or poo between their mattress and boxspring

  and let them come find it

10:29 AM Manfried: ha

  wow

  that’s good

10:33 AM I read story two

  it reads pretty well

  makes me want to go to Spain

 me: ok, good

  i was worried it may only be entertaining to Brohim and i

 Manfried: not at all

10:34 AM it’s money

 me: sweet

10:35 AM Manfried: Emerson in Self Relilance

10:36 AM knowing what is true for yourself is true for others is genius

 me: :)

  true

10:37 AM Manfried: in other news

10:38 AM if someday I workout and get up to 200 pounds

  we will have a death match

 me: haha

  what if i’m 260 by then?

 Manfried: wrestling/ slapping

  then we’ll be about even

 me: i should interview you

  except we have to use MSN

10:39 AM because gmail date stamps every comment

 Manfried: so

 me: so if there are dates during work hours on my blog

  i get in trouble

 Manfried: I bowled 150 wed night at my company event

  killed everyone

10:40 AM I kept dancing everytime I got a strike

  it wasn’t gracious

 me: nice

10:42 AM Manfried: ah

  I didn’t think about that

 me: what?

10:46 AM Manfried: people at work narc on you?

  how is the Foodmy handling things?



6 minutes

10:53 AM me: she’s getting over it i think

  acting less crazy

  we are turning into friends

  i hope

  lol

  how’s your lady situation

 

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