Hot Date Night

me: ihave a date with a poor chick tonight

  guaranteed to end with loving if i want it

6:07 PM i love the power of money

  such an advantage

  i remember how much it sucked being poor

 Arrow: that may be one of the worse things you said.

 me: haha

6:08 PM Arrow: I hope you try to buy her and she’s spits at you and calls you a bourgois pig.

  And then sleeps with you anyway

 me: hahah

  i’m way classier than that

  i had to develop a personality when i was poor

  and now that i’m doing better

  i have the double whammy

  money and interesting personality

 Arrow: and then had to develop another personality to hide that one…

6:09 PM me: i am getting to be very good with women

  hahaha

  u bastard

  u love my personality

6:10 PM i need to find other sources of girls than craigslist

 Arrow: is that where you met this one?

 me: yep

 Arrow: hahahha

 me: along with the one from tues

6:11 PM Arrow: have fun with “make me pregnant or I’ll cut you open and put my love in you…”

 me: lol

  yeah

  craigslist girls are strange

  but entertaining

 Arrow: is she cute?

 me: yeah her pic is

 Arrow: where’re you taking her?

6:12 PM me: dont know

  maybe that sushi place

  or quinns

  or browers

 Arrow: say babe I thought we’d stay in my place and have some 3 buck chuck and potstickers…

 me: i can usually work that for the 2nd -10th dates

 Arrow: ;0\

6:13 PM i don’t know what that one means

 me: means your a dork

6:14 PM Arrow: I’m out. have fun cowboy

 me: i’m actually not sure if this chick is going to come.. she said she had a migraine

  later

 Arrow: oh that blows. Plus side, migraine sufferers tend to be intelligent

   :)

 me: awesome

  lol

6:15 PM have fun at dinner

6:17 PM 1 sec

  u still there?

6:18 PM chick just cancelled

6:22 PM guess i’ll just lift

 

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