me: faraway says dump the coug
Sandy: why’s that
me: faraway says she used scare tactics to get back together with you
11:19 AM faraway says you’re 23 and she’s 36 and you have no experience in life and you have no experience with other women
which is really imporant
11:20 AM Sandy: how’s that? I’ve dated half a dozen women in the last few years.
11:21 AM and I’ve been racking up all kinds of life experiences along the way.
11:23 AM me: faraway says what girlfriends have you had? ashley?
11:24 AM faraway says she loves you and she cares about u
11:25 AM Sandy: ashley laurel allison
11:26 AM me: was ashley or allison ever actually your g/f>
faraway says whatever it doesn’t matter
11:27 AM anyways
what are you up to?
11:28 AM Sandy: um, is that you asking, or her?
if it’s her, tell her she can IM me.
me: this is me
Super now
11:29 AM Sandy: things are great
me: u playing tennis today?
11:30 AM Sandy: hadn’t planned on it; why, you want to play?
me: maybe
i have to go buy mace first
and a shotgun
Sandy: there’s a court half a block from my house
11:31 AM you bring mace, I’ll bring my nine and a butterfly knife.
me: lol
11:36 AM i think i will be able to play tennis with you
where r u?
Sandy: what do you mean?
me: a coffee shop or what?
11:37 AM Sandy: oh I get it. you lazy bum. I’m at work.
11:40 AM me: oh lol
11:41 AM that sucks
you didn’t have the day off?
yeah, i’m with faraway… she’s been sitting here telling me all morning she doesn’t like heather lol
so i told her to tell u
and she did
11:42 AM i was hoping to play tennis now
it’ll be dark at 430
Sandy: oh keep going. I want to understand this more; she’s been unusually catty lately, and I’m not quite sure why
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11:59 AM Sandy: ?
me: she says that she doesn’t like heather and she thinks heather is ingenuine and she doesn’t like heather’s company. she doesn’t want heather as a roommate
12:00 PM she says she cant pretend to like or respect heather if she is around heather too much
12:01 PM she says she doesn’t respect heather because heather is crazy and acts like a 16 year old girl
faraway says women heathers age should have a husband and a baby and that is exactly what heather wants so you should watch out
12:03 PM Sandy: I don’t see what’s not to respect. she’s fresh out of school; shes’s got an amazing job, which she’s great at; she spends all her time educating and enjoying herself.
12:05 PM me: Super says do what makes u happy. faraway says she’s chasing a 23 year old because she cant get anything else and she’s scary and cant do any better
12:06 PM Sandy: well, I’d agree with that. most girls would be hard-pressed to do better than me.
me: haha good response
faraway said that
12:07 PM Sandy: Faraway’s argument seems to hinge on the theory that I’m not awesome.
me: that’s not what she’s saying
12:08 PM she’s saying the opposite… u can and should do better
Sandy: I haven’t found another girl who can rival her intelligence or depth.
me: Super thinks u should get back with alison till u find something better
or
stick with her than- Super
if she makes u happy
Sandy: allison wasn’t as interesting
me: then i think it is good
12:09 PM i think its sorta romantic
faraway hates it
12:10 PM are u guys looking for a house to move into together?
Sandy: it’s an idea
12:11 PM me: is there going to be a little “Hesandy” coming soon?
Sandy: no.
she knows I’d kick her at the first sign
12:12 PM me: hahaha
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12:19 PM Sandy: tell faraway I’ll leave Heather when she drops that ridiculous frat guy she’s always hanging around with now.
12:20 PM me: lol
