Funny discussion on sex

Flaker: ok katie just came over and fooled around for awhile and then didn’t want to have sex again and left. She is terrible at this fuckbuddy thing.

  She left cause she was doing something with her roommate, not cause I scared her away.

10:12 PM me: that sucks

  you didn’t tell me she has been doing this

  she fools around and wont have sex?

 Flaker: this was the first time that happened

  first time it happened since we started sleeping together

10:13 PM me: oh

  how regularly have you been having sex?

 Flaker: not often, once or twice a week for the last couple weeks

10:14 PM I do miss Rachel’s sex drive.

 me: do you aggressively pursue the sex?

10:16 PM Flaker: not all that aggressively, I mean we started fooling around, everything was going hunky-dorey, and then I start peeling off her clothes, and she’s all, I don’t want to tonight. So that’s followed by another 30 minutes of push and pull and then it’s 10 and lucy calls and she’s off.

10:17 PM me: that sucks

  did she say why she didn’t want it?

10:19 PM Flaker: I think the key to sex is getting her drunk, and that’s not really my style. No she was being really evasive. Mostly putting across the notion that she didn’t have a lot of time, which we didn’t but there was enough time for sex.

10:20 PM me: haha

  maybe she expected a little more than your standard rachel quickie

  ah well..

 Flaker: Yeah I suppose that could well be the case.

 me: want me to lend u some safeway loob?

 Flaker: but now I got to jerk off, and I was really looking forward. ahahhaha

  great minds

10:21 PM no thanks, got my own.

 me: lol

  just saw juno tonight with nick and his roomie

  good flick

  though wasn’t quite what i was expecting

 Flaker: did you take Tara?

 me: no

  just me and those guys

10:22 PM did u not see my comment?

 Flaker: totally should have taken a girl.

 me: yeah probably

 Flaker: no

 me: before u asked if i took tara i said i went with nick and his roomie

  u didn’t see that?

10:23 PM Flaker: yeah I saw that, I thought you may have just omitted the female companion, though I don’t know why.

 me: oh

 Flaker: I guess just cause I kept telling you to take a girl to it I thought you’d listen to me.

 me: i was going to

  but no girl wanted to go

  they kept saying they did

  but never got around to it

  and i was bored tonight

 

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