Chicka: i have a vague feeling…
…that you would like this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2JRS2KoPM&feature=related
9:20 PM actually
watch this one first
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUH34iqK7cI
no, just kidding
me: ok
1 sec
9:21 PM Chicka: i mean–watch whichever one you want first
9:22 PM HAHAHA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKZCh9qWuXg&feature=related
9:23 PM HAHAHAHAHA–watch the third one i sent first
it reminds me of you
9:25 PM tell me when you start watching them
9:26 PM i’m excited
me: haha ok…give me a min, on the phone with customer support
Chicka: ah
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16 minutes |
9:42 PM Chicka: are you watching!?
9:43 PM me: phone phone phone
Chicka: >: (
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8 minutes |
9:51 PM me: trying to fix my website
watching a video now
9:54 PM Chicka: good
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6 minutes |
10:00 PM me: hmm
moderately funny.
my funny bone isnt working today
i just watched 5 episodes of south park
and laughed two or three times
i think it’s my hangover
10:01 PM Chicka: aww
sorry
10:02 PM god i think dylan moran is a riot
“that’s the way women feel about SHOES!”
10:04 PM me: 
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10 minutes |
10:14 PM Chicka: so i take it you’re not in much of a chatty mood either?
me: discussing econ with a friend
Chicka: mm
10:17 PM me: what are you doing
watching videos?
Chicka: heh
bang on
i’ve just discovered a whole dylan moran standup show
so i’m watching it front to back
me: god
lol
10:19 PM Chicka: HAHAHA
“men look at breasts the way women look at babies”
10:20 PM me: hahah
that’s funny
10:21 PM Chicka: LOL
10:22 PM “historically there hasn’t been a huge demand for male lingere”
“because there’s a limited amount you can do with male genetalia”
“there’s a limited amount you can do with anything that looks like it’s hanging out the side of a shark’s mouth”
10:23 PM “doesn’t really matter if you put a velvet gown around it–doesn’t really do the trick”
me: hahahaha
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9 minutes |
10:33 PM Chicka: “it is much more difficult to be female, i grant you that, because the body’s more complicated. you know, all these things happen to you. you’re born and you’re a baby and a child then a girl the a womwoo..girl..woiman i don’t know! all these things are going on–it’s like an opera where all these masks are coming off ‘who am i?’ ‘i don’t know’….
i’m fucking nutts…
“and when you’re a boy you’re born and you have a finger up your nose and a hand on your dick, and you get taller…nothing else happens!”
10:34 PM me: haha
Chicka: (talking to a woman on her period)
“listen–i agree with everything you’re…carving on the table”
10:35 PM me: haha.. .that’s actually hilarious
Chicka: hahaha, i know
10:36 PM god you are gloomy
:: poke poke::
me: lol
1 sec phone
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14 minutes |
10:50 PM Chicka: “looks like some sort of deep sea fish that ate its arse after about a half an hour”
again on the male genetalia
10:52 PM me: hahaha
Chicka: hahaha
“i have a migrane”
10:53 PM “WHAT you’re TEN!!! you can get drowned or electrocuted, but you can’t have a fucking migrane”
10:55 PM hahahahahahahaha
he’s so fucked up for this show
and he’s so good at building images
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZWZZRZDcSQ&NR=1
10:56 PM i am so amused, and almost attracted to his messy pathos
10:58 PM i know i know
i’ll stop
11:00 PM i feel so bored and boring… and yet, effusive
11:01 PM and as you sit there enviously admiring my vocabulary, know that i had to double check the meaning of that word on dictionary dot com to make completely sure it meant what i needed it to mean
11:02 PM pish. didn’t come out as funny as it sounded in my head
sorry
11:03 PM me: hahahahahaha
11:04 PM you are ridiculous
Chicka: i am feeling things intensely right now
me: i check ur messages once in a while
really?/
why?
Chicka: my boredom is causing me to feel really excited
…agitated
i don’t know
11:05 PM i feel this weird combination of electric jitteriness and complete lack of will to do anything but sit in my chair
me: thats a funny como
combo
masturbate
Chicka: yeah, it’s making me chatty
don’t feel like it
11:06 PM me: u will once u start
Chicka: eh
i want to talk and synthesize and maybe fight someone
11:07 PM but at the same time i feel profoundly lazy
11:08 PM it’s weird and uncomfortable
me: hahahaha
i am scared of u
i am going to go to bed
i don’t want to get fought
or synthesized
Chicka: BORINGGGG
11:09 PM me: lol
goodnight
Chicka: 
11:10 PM i’m going to eat something
oh, i know you’ve probably had enough of mr moran
11:11 PM no, never mind
good night
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17 minutes |
11:28 PM Chicka: if you could have an inexhaustible supply of any one condiment, what would it be?
i think mine would be plum sauce or honey mustard….
not sure
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11 minutes |
11:40 PM me: peanut sauce
Chicka: wtf i thought you were asleep
and interesting
11:41 PM answers i’ve had so far include: mustard, olive spread, lard, peanut sauce, and plum sauce
me: i am about to get in bed
just got out of the shower
Chicka: oooh
