me: yo, u coming?
4:52 PM Flaker: yeah I’m supposed to meet up with Ben here in a bit and then we’re gonna bus it down.
4:53 PM me: alright
death will be there
u can fuck her
i give her to you
4:54 PM Flaker: No thanks
really. No thanks, none at all
me: lol
you’ll thank me later
4:55 PM Flaker: man I was blitzed drunk and with no prospects the first time I met her and I still didn’t do it, why would I go for it now that I’m sober and have a source of sex. A source that’s a lot better looking than her at that.
4:56 PM me: dude
because you have an irresistible need to spread your seed
and go get on a damned bus
4:57 PM the thing starts at 530
Flaker: Ben hasn’t showed yet, relax. What’s it matter if I’m 10 minutes late?
chat with death
me: u wont be able to defuse the bomb
4:58 PM Flaker: well then maybe I’ll just show an hour late and avoid the carnage.
me: i’ll hold onto the hand grenade till you get there
then ram it an inch up your ass for every minute you are late
Flaker: So you’re telling me I should go to the party with Katie tonight instead?
4:59 PM me: whote
whore
i cant speak to u
5:02 PM u r still there
im gonna kill u
Flaker: dude the next bus doesn’t even come for 10 minutes chill.
5:03 PM I just got a call from ben he’s said he’s about 10-15 minutes out.
5:04 PM I told you 530 was early anyway.
5:09 PM me: its gonna take 35 mins to get down
Flaker: it’s quicker with the bus tunnels now, but we’ll be there quick as we can.
5:10 PM I thought you had some coworkers coming?
5:11 PM me: nick is here
we’re walking down in a min
5:12 PM Flaker: all right, I’ll see you in a little while then.
5:13 PM me: k
