Flaker: how was the funeral
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5:35 PM me: best funeral i’ve seen or heard of
what are u up to?
going to lunch?
Flaker: It’s 530 dude.
5:36 PM I’m at a cafe, gonna do homework for a few hours till I go to rachel’s dinner
5:37 PM How was the VD with Faraway?
me: i ripped her open on accident
5:38 PM Flaker: hahaha
didn’t even call me to dispose of the corpse?
you’re not keeping it around are you? Using it until it starts to smell.
5:41 PM me: i cant call u for corpse disposal
u won’t assist me
u said
lol
5:42 PM Flaker: I might help you get rid of people I don’t like, but I’m glad you’ve taken that to heart.
me: no
while we were having sex
towards the end
she started complaining about her vagina really hurting
she was making sob/moan noises
5:43 PM kind of kinky
and she wanted me to finish
so i did
and apparently i must’ve torn something a little
oh wow
just got an email from her
5:44 PM she said, “I think I had an amazing orgasm, (but can’t be quite sure …too drunk and tired to remember the details)”
pain does it for her apparently
lol
i like that
good quality to have in a woman
Flaker: of course you do.
5:45 PM me: funeral was interesting
so many guys there i haven’t seen in 3 or 4 years
everybody was better dressed than i was and i was wearing my nicest slacks and shirt
i was impressed
i was surprised so many people came
5:46 PM it being the day after valentines and during work hours
but it was standing room only
5-600 people
most of them between21-30
Flaker: wow, fred had a lot of friends.
me: yeah
5:47 PM afterwards, a bunch of people went to jillians to catch up and talk
like 50 guys from the frat i hadn’t seen in a while
most of them seemed to be very successful
5:48 PM 3 or 4 in law school, couple getting their CPA’s, 2 investment bankers, 3 financial advisors and a bunch of other assorted business people
a bunch of girls from our sister sorority were there too who were freds friends
fred apparently was quite the dirtball lol
5:49 PM he a g/f in seattle
a g/f in oregon
and other girls on teh side
Flaker: hahaha, all that come out at the funeral I hope?
me: no no
there was a big disconnect between teh people he grew up with
and the image his parents and family and pastors had of him
5:50 PM i dont think they realized the party animal he was
it was at an african church
i liked the preacher
best public speaker i’ve heard
his sermon was good,
and i hate sermons
lol
5:51 PM Flaker: Did he throw something in there about killing the jews responsible for Fred’s death? Cause that’s how I’d go about winning you over.
me: haha
nope
too long to type
but i could tell u later
5:52 PM Flaker: cool
You have plans for tonight?
me: either go hang out with faraway or go meet all those guys at the duchess at 10
what are you doing post-dinner?
5:54 PM Flaker: don’t know for sure, dinner is starting pretty late, like 8 so depending on how big a crowd that is I might make it my night, if not Katie and a couple of the other hippy kids were planning on drinking a bunch of wine, might go do that.
5:59 PM Oh dude, by the way, last night after taking Katie and having some sex I had a talk with her, and it couldn’t really have gone better. Basically she said she isn’t looking for anything, doesn’t want a relationship or anything like that, but wants to continue fooling around.
So I basically have a Fuck-buddy
me: haha
congratulations
is she fucking anyone else/
6:00 PM Flaker: I was stoked, it takes care of all my not wanting to date her issues while still providing me with sex. No, I asked her about that, and she says is going out with other people, and I told her that was fine as long as she told me if she had sex with someone else, before having sex with me again.
for preventative purposes.
me: would u still fuck her if she starts fucking someone else?
6:01 PM would u still fuck her if she starts fucking someone else?
Flaker: nope, she might trust em, but I don’t.
me: why not
she has fucked other people before u
and you dont question them
right?
6:02 PM Flaker: yes, but unlike you she has been tested since then
me: ahhaha
have u asked to see the tests?
Flaker: hahaha
