Drinking Chess

 Arrow: sucks she canceled on you.

10:54 AM whatever she was poor and that makes her inferior.

 me: ahhaha

  she may still do something with me tonight

  and i have several other options if she cant

 Arrow: nice

 me: she just said she had a bad migraine and it wouldn’t be fun

  she wants to meet me when she is herself

10:55 AM Arrow: I’ll buy that, I’m not a big shiny ball of joy when I have one.

 me: yeah, i know… besides she sounds like she loves me on the phone

 Arrow: but you should force her to let you do her in the butt since she stood you up. only fair

 me: i used to be bad at talking on the phone

  lol

  i’ll do that

10:56 AM u think you are going to be able to set us up a double date anytime soon?

 Arrow: nothing on the horizon I’ve got to say.

  though I’m thinking of sleeping with Katie. What’re your thoughts?

10:57 AM me: katie….

  she lost all that weight

  looks much better

  do it

10:58 AM you should pick another girl out of the house for our double date

 Arrow: You have a skewed sense of women’s weight, she was always thin.

 me: don’t do the fat one though

  u wouldn’t have slept with her before though

  u have to admit, she’s much more attractive now

11:01 AM Arrow: I really don’t think her body has changed much in the last year, you can look back at her photos. The reason I wasn’t sleeping with her before is cause I thought it’d be weird and stupid to sleep with someone in a group of people I hang out with a lot. Which is still something I’m thinking about that was really more my point in asking your thoughts.

11:02 AM me: oh

  i think it’s okay

  there will be a storm when you dump her

  but you can navigate it if you are smart and caring

11:04 AM Arrow: yeah the whole thing would be weird, cause I got to say I don’t really want to date her, and I don’t know if I could get away with just sleeping with her. But I might. You never know with that group.

 me: do it

  or i will

  lol

  i was eyeing her at the last party

  didn’t talk to her much though

  maybe i’ll sleep with the virgin

 Arrow: hahaha, “i’m only doing this to protect you from Planer”

11:05 AM I think she went to memphis to find her man and not be a virgin anymore.

 me: what man?

 Arrow: so you might be too late.

11:06 AM that dude hunter

  I don’t know if you met him.

  he had a beard and then shaved it.

11:07 AM me: dont know

11:08 AM who was the one i talked to last time about religion?

  she wanted me

11:10 AM Arrow: I think you mean Lucy. Though I’m pretty sure she doesn’t want you.

 me: hmm

  why’s that?

11:11 AM Arrow: mostly cause she’s really profoundly obsessed with this hunter guy.

 me: oh

 Arrow: but if he shuts her down over this visit she may come around. THough I don’t really know why you’d wanna sleep with lucy.

 me: dude, i could have any of those girls if i went for them (except maybe rachel)

11:12 AM Arrow: love the girl but she ain’t exactly a lovingpot.

  Rachel’d probably be the easiest.

  that is if she weren’t dating the other Planer.

11:13 AM me: easiest for u

  but she likes you enough to where it would be tough for me

  the rest of the girls would be very very easy

 Arrow: I’m talking hypothetically.

 me: i only work in the realms of the practical

11:14 AM  ;) _

  what have you got going on tonight?

11:15 AM Arrow: I don’t know I don’t want to drink much tonight cause I’m having trouble shaking this darn cold and I figure I’ll be fairly drunk tomorrow night.

11:16 AM me: what’s going on tomorrow night?

 Arrow: Andrea’s rape fest.

11:17 AM me: ah

  u plan on getting really drunk at that?

11:18 AM adn giving in to andrea’s raping?

 Arrow: nah I’ll probably be driving so I can’t really drink all that much I guess. And I really don’t want to give in to Andrea.

11:19 AM me: lol

11:20 AM Arrow: Dude you see Bobby Fischer died? We should try drinking chess again in his honor.

11:21 AM me: he did?

  wasn’t he runing for russia’s premier?

 Arrow: no that’s gerry kasparov

11:22 AM I gotta head to class. Peace

 me: later

  drinking chess is on

  it’ll have to be wine

  or scotch and good beer

  maybe at browers

 

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