Disgusting guy talk

me: yo chiefie

 Flaker: mornin



7 minutes

10:31 AM me: you in class/

10:32 AM Flaker: not for another 45 minutes or so



6 minutes

10:38 AM me: u think i should post a blog on the other side?

  http://jhessemer.spaces.live.com/blog/

10:41 AM Flaker: I think you’re not really involved and you’ve said your piece and you should stay out of it, at least until something actually happens.

10:42 AM me: hmmm

10:43 AM u think i should try to interview him?

10:44 AM Flaker: If he’s got an attorney worth his salt he won’t talk to you.

10:45 AM me: this is the brother

  not the guy

10:48 AM Flaker: oh well, you can try, but I imagine the family’s been told not to discuss the matter. What are you going to ask they guy?

  *the

 me: i dont know

  i’m sending him a message now

10:50 AM Flaker: I think you missed your calling you should have been a journalist.

  It would suit you, it’s really competitive, it’s dirty, and you get to insert your personal view into people’s knowledge of the world.

 me: hahaha



8 minutes

10:59 AM me: can i interview u?

 Flaker: you already did that, I wasn’t happy with my treatment

 me: we can do it while ur in class… just answer during breaks

11:00 AM it’ll be over messenger

  i’ll copy & paste the whole thing

11:02 AM Flaker: maybe later this class requires me to be a little more present

 me: ok



12 minutes

11:15 AM me: got an email from faraway today

  want to hear some quotes?

 Flaker: did you have dinner with her last night?

11:16 AM me: yeah

  “I had a lovely time last night. I really want to see you again. And I also really want you…. but I am shy. So that’s where I am at. What do you think?? “

  “Let me know what the plan is for tonight. I may go out for a little while, but am still undecided. I’ll leave it up to you- (meaning you decide for me).”

  she wants my nuts

11:17 AM Flaker: clearly.

  you gonna go for it?

 me: i’m going to fuck her

  probably not date her

11:18 AM Flaker: hahaha

 me: you bringing katie?

  tonight?

 Flaker: Her friend is having a going away party tonight, so she’ll be there.

11:19 AM me: ah

 Flaker: plus she isn’t 21 yet

 me: you going to give her some late night boning around 3am?

11:20 AM Flaker: perhaps

 me: i used the grind on faraway last night

  she was way into it… but i couldn’t get her to have sex

11:21 AM she’ll definitely do it tonight

 Flaker: I know what it is about that phrase I find distasteful. It makes me imagine you rubbing your pelvis against some girl. EEururruuugghghh

11:22 AM me: i actually dont use my pelvis

  i have a long torso

  i find my abs to be much more effective

  i have more control

 Flaker: that doesn’t improve the image

 me: perhaps thats why u dont understand the grind

  i use my sides sometimes

  rub that clittie

  i am amazing

11:23 AM Flaker: hahahaha I love you so much. My secret technique: rub any part of me against the clit that I can…

  profound wisdom. I got to run.

 me: later

 

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