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me: hello

  how is the universal awareness?

11:28 PM Evil: haha…wha–?

 me: think about it

  my jaw hurts

11:29 PM Evil: did i punch you?

 me: no, my friend nick did

11:30 PM we had our monday night dinner tonight

 Evil: are you typing in the wrong chat window..?

11:31 PM me: nope

  nick punched me

  son of a bitch

  i’ll get him \

  i made the greatest meal in history

  you should’ve come

  best salad ever

11:32 PM Evil: i don’t get it…

11:33 PM why did nick punch you?

  and how am i universally aware?

  did i gain some superpower of which i’m not yet aware?

  (because that woudl be great–i’d use it to learn spanish)

 me: it’s devil power

  haha

  how’s that spanish coming?

 Evil: muy mal

  jaja

11:34 PM todavia no se cuando usar algunas palabras

 me: u freak out about tests too much… fuck em

 Evil: haha

  you should see me when i freak out

  i’m just studying

  i could have studied allllll weekend, but i put it off until now

11:35 PM so i completely deserve all the stress i’m currently under, and therefore i’m pretty relaxed about it

  heh

  which is why i’m chatting to you online

  instead of finishing my work

 me:

  i’m well worth an F

  trust me

  

11:36 PM Evil: jaja

  that’s “haha” in spanish

11:38 PM why did your friend hurt you? i am still a little confused.

  (i don’t get guys)

 me: who hurt me?

 Evil: jaja

 me: i’m confused now

  strange person

 Evil: never mind

  maybe you were typing in the wrong chat window

  

 me: no

  i never do that

 Evil: haha–i do

 me: i’m am brilliant

11:39 PM you are a failure

  i am a god

  never compare u to me

 Evil: i am an absent-minded genius

 me: silly willy

 Evil:

  and occasionally am a little silly

 me:

11:43 PM Evil: are you drunk?

 me: yes… i had the greatest dinner in history and tons of booze and am now sitting here on my computer

  i was sort of reminiscing over past girlfriends

11:44 PM doesn’t help i am listening to really cheesy music

11:45 PM Evil: haha, ohhhh… i have done that before

  only, i wasn’t reminiscing over girlfriends–when i did it, they were boyfriends…

  (ughhhhhh!!! lame joke!!!!!)

 me: girlfriends are way better

  lol

 Evil: i should try one sometime

11:46 PM me: u should… with me there too

  :0

  that sounds like fun

11:47 PM Evil: hmm

  no, it will be a private party

 me: lame

 Evil: very small guest list

 me: i’ll make it so much better

11:48 PM 2 parts sweet lady, 1 part man

  sounds like a tasty evening

 Evil: hell-OOOO??? that’s what strap-ons are for–2 parts raw woman 1 part plastic

11:49 PM me: cold plastic doesnt compare to passionate, throbbing man

 Evil: it will be warm plastic by the time we’re done with it, hee hee

 me:

  that does sound nice

11:50 PM but it sounds like it is lacking the third beautiful piece…

  like a hotdog with two buns, but no sweet sausage

 Evil: vegetarian

11:51 PM me: vegetarians have no idea on the savory thick stestranger sausage they miss out on a daily basis

11:53 PM Evil: yes we do

11:54 PM we have had sausages before–we just choose not to eat them

11:55 PM me: poor decision… nothing like an almost burning hot sausage and a good german beer… vegeterian meals always feel as if something important is missing

  pure, delectable flesh

11:57 PM Evil: let’s change the subject

11:58 PM what did you drink?

 me: wine, martinis, tequila shots

  good times

 Evil: haha

  ugh

  you instilled in me false confidence the other day when you said i could drink as much as you

11:59 PM i should not have been so keen to live up to that

12:00 AM me: haha… my apologies… you can drink a lot.. perhaps not quite as much as me, but close

 Evil: i feel really bad for lisa…her first night out, having to listen to her friend throw up and be agitated all evening–i guess there will be no surprises for her, haha

  that’s the bright side, maybe

12:01 AM me: hahhaha she’s seen the worst

12:02 AM though she hasn’t experienced it yet

 Evil: ouch–i wouldn’t have gone that far >: P

  haha

12:03 AM me: lol

12:04 AM Evil: okay, now i’m curious…why did your friend punch you? you keep forgetting to tell me, you drunken bastard

12:05 AM me: i don’t remember now.. he left like an hour ago… drunken bastard apologies

  i think he was kidding about something and meant to do it soft

  but now it’s sore

12:06 AM Evil: you are such a weirdo–why would you tell me that.

 me: hmm

  not sure

  ?

  lol

  what do you think?

12:07 AM Evil: i dunno–maybe it had just happened and you were ineptly trying to complain

12:08 AM me: perhaps

  i have to return my movie tomorrow

  or i’ll be late again’

12:09 AM perhaps we should get a new one? i have a list of things i want to see

 Evil: like what

12:10 AM me: unforgiven, cool hand luke, children of men

  a few others

  we can pick something good

12:11 AM Evil: someone recommended children of men to me

  i don’t remember anything about the other two

  which almost makes them sound more interesting

  what’s that zombie movie?

  the really scary new one

12:13 AM me: hmm

 Evil: fucking hell–why can’t i remember this

  chris was saying it OVER and OVER yesterday

  grrrr

  something about sunrise?

  NOT dawn of the dead

12:14 AM me: i probably have seen it and just cant think of it

 Evil: it’s made to look like it was filmed in the 60’s

  it just came out like…september/october of last year?

 me: resident evil 3?

12:15 AM no

  cant remember

 Evil: planet terror

  found it

  

  i win

12:16 AM me: haven’t seen it

  good?

 Evil: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Terror

  my friend seems to think so

  he realllllllllly wants me to see it

  even though i’m actually a bit freaked out by zombie movies

  it’s really stupid–i make fun of people for being afraid of scary movies, but i really really really don’t like zombies

12:18 AM me: zombie movies are amazing

  they are funny

  i like them

  i should sleep

  i have to be up soon

  sucks

  i am going to crash

  we will see a zombie/other movie soon,yes?

12:19 AM Evil: i’m leaning towards ‘other’

  and it really depends on what i’ve got to do

 me: alright

  well we can discuss it

 Evil: yeah

  btw, i’m going to start a job soon, i think

  if they ever get back to me about training times

12:20 AM so i will have the frustrating combination of more money, but less time

  haha

 me: lol

12:21 AM well, we should talk tomorrow

  good night

  :0

  :0

  

 Evil: LOL

 me: hehe

 Evil: HAHAHAHAAH

 me: i’m bad at that right now

  lol

 Evil: what a mental image that brought up

 me: OH hahah

  didn’t think about that

  u of the dirty mind

 Evil: no, actually, neither did i

12:22 AM i meant that i could just see you hunched over your computer

  with a hilarious look of confusion

  trying to type and being like DAMN!! DAMN!!!!!!

 me: haha

  u r the devil

  i’m sleeping to hide from ur evilness

  good night

 Evil: bwahahahaha

  night

 

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