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Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

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Saturday, March 15th, 2008

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Friday, March 14th, 2008
 

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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

 

 

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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

 

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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Smiley emoticon  Hi SinkmanWho?245672-Who?cool14567-2-,

 

How are things going for you son?  Where are you working and what are you doing

at your job?  I go for a job interview for a part time position on Friday morning, as

a Secretary/Receptionist with a national orthopedic therapy place.

I am trusting that whatever happens, will be the Lord’s will for me.

 

Do you like your job?  I heard you might have a girlfriend, do you?

 

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Ridge for his birthday gift.  He came here today after school, October 245672-Who?cool14567-2-245672-Who?cool14567-2-th at 245672-Who?cool14567-2-;5456754567

as there is some time of “Teacher’s Inservice” or something, going on in the Puyallup School District Thursday and Friday of this week.

 

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both games!

 

I would love to get together for dinner sometime if you have the time.

 

Claude is looking at a surgery being purpleone on his first ankle replacement in about

a month.  He is still on chemotherapy for one year, but is now Hep C free-really a

miracle, Praise the Lord!

 

Well, son, gotta

 

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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Message from sender:
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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

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Monday, March 10th, 2008

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Sunday, March 9th, 2008

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Saturday, March 8th, 2008

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Drinking In California

Friday, March 7th, 2008

Bart: what’s going on with cabo?

2:53 PM Nick: don’t know my firends are flakes and its uh-ohing this up

  no tickets or rooms left in mid march of course

 Bart: really?

  crap

2:54 PM Nick: thinking mid april now

2:55 PM Bart: hmmm

  i thought u had a free place to stay during march… will we not have that for april?

2:56 PM Nick: yah march is booked

  so iam looking at april

2:58 PM Bart: anywhere else we could go? how far is cabo?

  actually cabo sounds tight

 Nick: cabo would be awesome

2:59 PM its on the southern tip of baja california

 Bart: get drunk on the beach every day

 Nick: look on a map

 

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