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Oyster: great new psoty on my blog

  post*

 Spider: hola.

  i’ll have to read it

  Super what is up?

 Oyster: Superly answer your brother

11:51 PM hmmm…Supers not here so read my blog and then we can chat on here

 Spider: okay gimme a sec

 Oyster: k

11:52 PM Spider: kind of interesting. crazy people in the dorm

 Oyster: lol

11:53 PM if you only new

  did you get those paper printed

 Spider: not yet. but will do before i go to bed

 Oyster: i couldnt watch tv tonight all the tv’s were being used so i streamed “we own the night”

  on my laptop

11:54 PM pretty good movie

 Spider: curiosity

  i am going to run, because I have to be up earlier.

 Oyster: k

11:55 PM Spider: You seeing me tomorrow in the library?

 Oyster: yep much to discuss you and i

 Spider: good. bring your financial stuff

 Oyster: dont have any

 Spider: oh well. your estimates then

 Oyster: k

  bye

11:56 PM Oyster has left

  Spider has left

Moham: dude I think Im addicted to porn. And if I someday decide to start my own porn site don’t be shocked cause it might happen

 me: i’m going to come out with one asap

4:30 PM Moham: dude i have seriously considered. I’ve talked to my brother about it as well and he said that if he’s not making the money he wants by the time he’s 30 he will join me

4:31 PM I think anyone who says the porn business is wrong is a hypocrite.

  everyone watches it and as soon as you talk about making it then people frown

 me: yup

4:32 PM Moham: even that gay ass politican who says porn should be banned probably beats off to animal porn

 me: he probably has sex with transexuals

 Moham: no but I seriously love it. For example, there is this cute Irish girl that wants to fuck me. She already has a bf and before i left for Iran she ave me a bj in a public park at 4 am

4:33 PM I even have Viagra rigth now as well however I prefer to eat off to sweet porn and not pun in the work

4:34 PM me: jajajaj

  hahaha

4:44 PM me: dude viagra is useless for guys our age

  i prefer rough sex

  lol

4:45 PM Moham: dude colin has taken it and he says that you get the hardest boner in your life

  Ive heard that from many guys our age

  you get a rock solid boner…like th eones you used to get in gym class when you were 14

 me: hahaha

4:46 PM Moham: dude I seriously think Im always almost one inch shorter because i cant get a full hard on

 me: hahaha too mjuch beating it

4:47 PM Moham: I think so. I measured my soldier once when I had a really massive boner and it was 7.5 inches. Lately I can barely get 6

  it blows and it’s embarrasing

  especially whn you have a cute irish girl who wants to fuck you

 me: dude

  quit masturbating

  that’s the key

4:48 PM cut down on the booze too

  get a g/f

 Moham: hahahahha….I love it.

4:49 PM I cant have a gf….feels weird

 me: try it

  fake it if you have to

4:50 PM Moham: I should give it a try

 me: trust me

  your sex life gets way better

  you can dump them whenever u want

4:51 PM Moham: true

 me: but in order to not get attached

4:52 PM you have go at the relationship way harder than the girl

  trust me

  it sounds weird

  but it helps you stay independent

  just keep yourself objective

4:54 PM Moham: I’m gonna give it a shot. The problem is that all my fucking has been when I’ve been wasted. spending QT witha girl and just not drink seems weird

 me: haha

4:56 PM Moham: I need to stop be a meathead….thats what I need to do. It’s just that real conversations with girls are such a waste of time

 me: hahah

 Moham: I just want to bone

 me: not always

  lol

4:57 PM you have to get used to just listening to them and asking gneric questions while you think about other shit

 Moham: hahaha…I dont know…that seems like a lot of work

 me: lol

  not too bad

4:58 PM Moham: To be honest my meathead behavior will decrease because no one in Iran understand me

 me: lol

 Moham: I have to come down to their level and that sucks balls

4:59 PM most kids our age in Iran just suck a massive donkey dick

 me: hahahhaha

 Moham: they think they are so tight but they are really extremly gay

 me: that’s funny

  what do they do?

5:01 PM Moham: they all think the are massive pimps…they think they know everything and they are just generally quite retarded and full of themselves. When in fact they have nothing to show for.

  I mostly ignore them but sometimes i want to grab a 12 gauge and shove it up their ass

5:02 PM me: hahahha

  any stories?

5:03 PM Moham: Well I have to think of some but I’m sure I have plenty. I’ll try and remeber them and tell you some other time.

  How’s Skywoman, btw

 me: pretty ridiculous

5:04 PM we have an open relationship

  established by me

  and last night i was talking to her about have a three-way relationship

  she seemed open

  i am indoctrinating her to be my sex slave

5:05 PM Moham: dude thats awesome

  try and have a threesome

 me: dude a threesome is so passe

  i want 2 girls sleeping in my bed every night

  having my babies

  paying my rent

  sucking my dick

  having orgies

5:06 PM i’m going to achieve the ultimate man dream- multiple simulatneous girlfriends that are happy sleeping with each other

  it’s why that joseph smith dude invented mormonism

5:07 PM Moham: thats awesome

  That’s why Mohammed married a 9 year old

5:08 PM all the religious dudes expcet Jesus were massive pervs

 me: yep

  bet u jesus was a perv too

  they just cut those parts out of the bible

 Moham: hahahaha…possible

5:10 PM alright dude…im gonna go to sleep. my ball sack hurts from all the beating off and I need to sleep

5:11 PM me: hahaha

  alright

  goodnight

 Moham: goodnight dude

I am going to have to say that I pity you, not because you are a man
but because you are so ignorant as to a) clump all women into one
stereotype and b) fail to realize that while women may use different
decision making processes and consider their emotions in their day to
day lives more than men it does not make them inferior to men. Women
are just as intelligent, just as hard working and just as capable of
succeeding in the business, science and legal fields as men. Women
are biologically programmed to want a family and that may lead you to
believe they are needy. However, I would much rather be characterized
as needy than as being unable or even unwilling to control my sexual
desires. If you want to talk about infantile let’s talk about men’s
ability to sacrifice all morals and sense of common decency in order
to fulfill their sexual urges. I think that men’s ability to treat
women like objects is far more pitiful than women’s emotionalism.
However, I would never make broad sweeping statements that imply that
all men are chauvinists or unable to commit or only looking for sex.