Crazy Talk

me: so…

  had sex with Skywoman at lunch

  she can’t go cold turkey off the Super

2:17 PM i’m going to have to ease her off slowly



5 minutes

2:22 PM me: so i had lunch sex holding Skywoman up with my cock in the open air… no walls within 4 feet in any direction

  all that exercise is finally paying off



8 minutes

2:30 PM Flaker: you were supporting her with just your penis, very impressive :P

2:35 PM me: lol

2:36 PM she was hugging in tight with her legs wrapped around the back too.. i think if i took my hands off her and she let go of me she’d fall over backwards

 Flaker: well duh

2:37 PM me: it was fun

  i’m going to have to talk to her again and tell her she’s still not my gf

  and i will continue dating other people

  and that there is no hope in the long run

  i told her that again before we had sex

2:38 PM Flaker: I hold to my earlier position. I am no longer advising you on this topic.

 me: i think i have a good plan

  it may not be the “smartest” plan, but it will be the best for living life to the fullest

  which is generally my goal

2:39 PM Flaker: well good luck



20 minutes

3:00 PM me: why thank you

  how’d it go with katie last night?

3:01 PM Flaker: she rubbed me raw. still wouldn’t sleep with me, and it appears to be slowly turning from hooking up to dating.

3:02 PM me: really?

  what do you think about that?

3:04 PM Flaker: I think it’s ok, we definitely haven’t hit a point of no return, and even if we do I don’t think she’s looking for something really serious, I think she’d be pretty low maintenance.

 me: cool

3:06 PM The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
hmm…
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
so
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
are we just enjoying what we have while we have it?
Super says:
hmmm
Super says:
yeah, i think so… what do you think?
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
well
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
i suppose we should try it
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
i worry it’s a dangerous line

3:07 PM Flaker: I am no longer advising you on this topic.

  on another note

  http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2955964420080130?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

  This seems like an awesome idea until i think about all the fat people I’ve been stuck next to on a plane.

 me: i saw that… pretty funny

  and Man



19 minutes

3:27 PM me: and my strategy with Skywoman seems to be working… she said that she is going to start dating. this way she can enjoy what we have for the time being, then slowly ease off and find someone who wants to get married. i can continue having sex with her and being friends. everyone’s happy.

3:29 PM Flaker: good luck



5 minutes

3:34 PM me: faraway called and left a message begging me to help her

  again

  lol

  around lunchtime

  maybe i’ll tell her i will, but she’ll have to give me head

3:36 PM Flaker: haha go for, tell Sandy if he wants to watch he has to pay $100

 me: that cheap?

  i bet he’d pay $500 for that

3:37 PM Flaker: This is sandy we are talking about. He would never agree to100, maybe 10

 me: the love of his life getting pounded by the man he secretly loathes and desires, all while he masturbates crying

  even sandy has to pay more for that

  lol



5 minutes

3:43 PM me: this is awesome…talkiing to Skywoman right now and it seems like this will be my first open relationship

3:44 PM Flaker: good luck

 

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