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Moham: sup dude

10:53 AM r u beating off in the bathroom again

 me: no at work

10:54 AM feeling really hung over

  and cant wait to go take a nap

 Moham: why…did you go out last night?

 me: no, i had a dinner party

  cooked for my friends and drank a shitload

 Moham: ahh…very nice

10:55 AM was it one of your sleazy plans to fuck someone again

 me: hahaha

  no, it was just fletch, ian, lucas and diane

10:58 AM Moham: very nice….I think you should start having swinger parties….

10:59 AM from now on tell your friends that the parties will include pasta, wine and…orgy….its not too much to aks when you cook for them and take them in as your guests

 me: haha

  i demand sex

11:02 AM Moham: dude it’s like what dave chapelle said about trickle jackson. He said how the hell can that boy say that trickle jackson raped him rape. Jackson gave him great food, great drinks, a tour of his park and then he gave him blowjob…that’s not rape

  that’s a good fucking host….lol

 me: hahhahaha

  awesome

 

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