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Spiderman Discusses Email Party

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Hi you!

You’re getting this message because you are, or have at some point
been, my friend, lover, crush, housemate, campmate, soulmate…
because I have at least one memory of you that is true and beautiful.

Awesome!

But wait, what is this about?

Ok. So! I’m going away for a while, and I’m not taking any of you with
me. And I love you all to pieces, so… it seems only right to throw a
party. Goodbyes are important.

The details: Saturday, March 15, everyone’s favorite rocket scientist
(LMG Denny Trimble, Esq.) has agreed to let me take over his
apartment, because it is big and full of bikes, love, and couches.
Come over anytime after 6 (pm), bring yourself, something to share
(wine, snacks, stories…etc. but no presents!) and anyone amazing
that I somehow haven’t met yet but need to.

Come meet all those people I can’t shut up about! Come hug me! Come
because you’ve always had a huge crush on Denny! Whatever. Just show
up, and we’ll hang out.

March 15
Anytime after 6
114 Alaskan Way S. Apt. 602
Between Washington and Yesler, on Alaskan Way underneath the Viaduct
The Prudential Building
Buzz 026 on the board, where it says “Trimble”

Please RSVP so we can figure out how many of Denny’s bikes to hide in
the bedroom. Also, please forward this to anyone you know should have
gotten it in the first place, but didn’t.

See you soon :)

Funny Talk

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Harm-Stop: good morning

 me: morning stud

10:10 AM i’m going to have a great email for you shortly

10:12 AM Harm-Stop: I look forward to it



49 minutes

11:02 AM me: sent it

11:06 AM Harm-Stop: nice

 me: pretty ridiculous

 Harm-Stop: incestuous little circle

 me: haha true

11:07 AM i have slept with everyone worth sleeping with in that group of people now

 Harm-Stop: damn, I’m happy not to have to deal with his shit like that

 me: the man has issues



8 minutes

11:15 AM Harm-Stop: I’m a little conflicted

11:16 AM I like him despite his weaknesses

  but, if he tries to directly fuck with me, I would have to destroy him

 me: yeah, i can understand that. i like chess and occasionally conversation. but he pushed too far and now i have a clear picture of him

11:17 AM Harm-Stop: which he has almost done before, but I have let it go

 me: if u spend much more time with him in your life, my guess is you will see him as i do… but he is not bad in very small doses

11:18 AM Harm-Stop: I think I did, when I lived with him

  I did not hold him in very high esteem, but I enjoyed our regular long conversations

  ultimately, he has never been a good friend

11:19 AM kind of reminds me of Rachelle

11:20 AM me: how does he remind u of rachelle?

11:22 AM Harm-Stop: potential, but then ultimately not a good friend

 me: yeah

  that makes sense



17 minutes

11:40 AM Harm-Stop: it’s a little amazing how different people can be in the area of annoyingness

  compare Sandy to Fletch

 me: lol good point

 Harm-Stop: Fletch has never fucked you

  and never will

 me: yep

  that’s why fletch is one of my best friends

11:41 AM and sandy is not a friend at all