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Caffeine Kills Babies

Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

No honey, that’s great; I’m glad you decided to have the baby.  Lets go to Starbucks to celebrate, with a nice double espresso.

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Skywoman

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

I read everything you were saying to me this morning and I am really touched. I love spending time with you too and especially this weekend, snuggling and cuddling with you was really sweet. I really respect you and I know you will never settle for anything less than the best for you. I really do appreciate all the nice things you said about me and to me. You are an amazing and wonderful woman.

Monday, February 25th, 2008

me: yo

  u there?

4:42 PM Flaker: hey

 me: faraway is over again

  taking a nap

 Flaker: haha did you see her last night as well?

4:43 PM me: yeah, she spent the night

  i got hammered again

  she cooked me some tarts and brought over a couple cheese

  cheeses

  and we ate and drank

  it was funny

  she wanted to be all intimate

  but i felt sick of her

  and so just said ridiculous things

4:44 PM and drank 3 bottles of wine (she probably had half-to one of those

  )

  very strange girl

  i like her,

  but think i may not date her

 Flaker: sounds romantic

4:45 PM me: yeah

  what are you up to?

4:46 PM Flaker: spent all day at a cafe, just got home a bit ago, think I’m gonna watch a movie, maybe see what Katie is doing.

4:47 PM me: u do anything last night?

 Flaker: no I slept really shitty the night before so I just did homework for awhile and crashed fairly early.

4:48 PM me: yeah, u seemed to be not doing well when we lifted

4:49 PM Flaker: stupid alcoholism

 me: lol

  i’m kind of confused by faraway

  she is really aggressively pursuing me right now

  makes me a tad uncomfortable

4:50 PM sex is good though

  hmmm

  anyways

  dont mean to bore you

  with my inane relationships lol

4:51 PM Flaker: enh, makes for good banter

  I don’t feel like talking about anything really meaningful.

4:52 PM me: same with me

  i’m out of it

  gonna go to a cafe soon, with my loyal dog

  she said she’s gonna clean my apt

4:53 PM Flaker: dude, careful with this one she strikes me as potential psycho stalker material

 me: me too

  i should buy a gun

4:54 PM i may just stop calling her

  hmmm

  i guess as long as she isn’t too irritating i’ll stick around

4:55 PM she is very giving

4:56 PM Flaker: have fun

4:57 PM me: how’re things with katie?

4:58 PM Flaker: I still go both ways on it, sometimes I’m thinking, this is all well and good, other times I’m pretty sure it’s not the best idea and is bound to be short lived and awkward.

4:59 PM me: u should ask her to marry u

5:00 PM Flaker: yeah that would perfect the situation.

5:01 PM me: shake things up

5:02 PM Flaker: ha, I’m thinking I’ll talk to her about it on valentines day, find out what she’s looking for make sure we’re on the same page, maybe call it off if it doesn’t seem right.

 me: break up on valentines day

  you are a real sweetie

  u should talk sooner

5:04 PM Flaker: I’m not saying I’m going to be all “Look this was a mistake.” I’m saying more like if we talk and she is uncomfortable with things we’ll just let it slide and stay just friends.

5:05 PM me: o

  so u r going to ask her to ur gf….

  if she says no, then no more sex

  u shd give her chocolate and wine and a nice dinner

  then finish her off with roofies

5:06 PM Flaker: no I’m not going to ask her to be my girlfriend, I’m just going to make sure she is cool with the way things have been going, cause sometimes when I see her I feel a little awkward tension.

5:07 PM me: like what?

  like she doesn’t want to date or she does?

5:10 PM Flaker: hard to say, could be either that she hooked up with a friend and regrets it and has just been continuing things cause she thinks it’ll hurt me if she wants to stop, or it could be that she wants to be a little more serious than we have been, but is worried it’ll scare me off. Or I could just be imagining it, in any event I think it’s best to find out before too much more time passes

 

Puzzle Challenge

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

Sandy: go to google.com. type find chuck norris. hit I’m feeling lucky.



48 minutes

3:22 PM me: lol



6 minutes

3:29 PM Sandy: what’s up



6 minutes

3:35 PM me: busy as hell

3:36 PM Sandy: doing what

3:38 PM me: work

  and trying to solve a puzzle

  http://www.borrett.id.au/computing/petals-j.htm

  try it

  but dont tell me the answer if u figure it otu

3:42 PM WOOOHOOO!!!

  figured it out

  you should try

  its fun

 Sandy: I thought you were busy

 me: most of the day i have been

  and the last 15 mins was spent working on the puzzle

3:45 PM Sandy: Larry Craig Tronent today

3:46 PM so my the man and I happened to be in the bathroom at the same time today. #2. when he gets up to leave, he drops his cell phone, which slides to my side, and breaks into five pieces. I was in the big stall, so I actually had to get up to go collect the battery and the SIM paper, at the other end of the stall. absolute silence during the whole thing, neither of us acknowledging the other.



45 minutes

4:32 PM me: HAHAHHA



5 minutes

4:37 PM Sandy: I know it was him. I don’t know if he knows it was me.

 

Running Hard at A Wall

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

me: what are u up to?

6:36 PM Flaker: Homework at a cafe

  I talked to Ian, he wants to get together tomorrow, but he doesn’t want to cook, I guess the weekend’s been brutal

6:38 PM me: thats cool

6:39 PM let’s do a late lunch or early dinner

  want to lift before?

6:40 PM Flaker: I lifted today

 me: whore

  why u be playin me that way

  hmm

6:41 PM what shall we do and where shall we have dinner?

  my place, yours or lucas’s

  or should we go out?

6:43 PM Flaker: Well, considering Lucas has class till late on monday we probably can’t do his place, I don’t know about you, but I don’t have anything in the way of food planned, so it’d probably be easiest to go out somewhere.

 me: hmm

6:46 PM if i was to cook, what sort of food should i make?

6:48 PM Flaker: whatever you want

 

Snake Talk

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Snakeman: heya Joel what’s new with you?

3:27 PM your little brother threatening to marry?

 me: yep

  engaged actually

  he’s a tard

 Snakeman: wow

  that’s disappointing

 me: yup

3:28 PM i’m none to pleased

 Snakeman: not much you can do I guess

  if you scream, they hate you

3:30 PM I guess there really isn’t much a financial problem when they get divorced

  he’ll just pull a justin white

 me: true

  lol

3:31 PM Snakeman: you should just be matter of fact

  he’s a disappointment

 me: lol

  i told him my opinion

  he ignored it

 Snakeman: did he tell you he was going to propose?

3:32 PM me: nope

  after the fact