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eremy: your blog is losing life

55 minutes

5:44 PM me: how so?

5:46 PM Harm-Stop: your daily analysis has tapered off

 me: i have teh day off

5:47 PM Harm-Stop: nice

  what did you do?

 me: i’m hosting the monday night dinner tonight

  ian, fletch, lucas, diane

  i’m making my pasta’

  and salad

5:48 PM and cocktails

  i purchased an entire liquor cabinet

  fletch is the prep chef and im the head chef

  he says he’s gonna stab me

  lol

5:49 PM Harm-Stop: haha

  awesome

5:52 PM so Ian is not cooking?

  bummer

 

me: yo

  you have to RA tonight right?

 Accord: hey

4:29 PM yeah, i’m building-bound

  sadly

  i really want to get out of here

  but at the same time, my room is a mess and i’m behind on spanish homework

  so this will give me a chance to clean and get organized

  i worked today!!!

 me: where?

4:30 PM Accord: at balmer hall espresso

  i did cash register and made drinks!!!

 me: that your new job?

 Accord: yep

 me: you like it?

 Accord: it was exciting and difficult

  sometimes stressful

  i’m pretty sure i charged like 1,000 people for things they didn’t actually buy

4:31 PM i have a really difficult time telling the difference between tall and short cups

  so i guessed when people brought their drip coffees up

  ummm…. :: pushes tall button::

  that’ll be 2.04 sir

4:32 PM i made the world’s worst mocha ever

 me: lol

 Accord: followed by a very bad caramel macciado and some soy chai bullshit

  but there was real improvement

4:33 PM what are you doing right now?

 me: sitting at work being very bored

4:34 PM Accord: i’m about to do that, too

  i have to go upstairs and check in for duty, then i have to hang around the office and do random shit for an hour

  it’s called the ‘office hour’

 me: weird why?

4:35 PM Accord: because we don’t do enough as ra’s anyway sacrificing our lives to keep residents safe and quiet

  we also have to muck around for an hour of our busy lives doing silly little projects

  hee he

4:36 PM me: lol

 Accord: i can feel a nap coming on

4:37 PM which is going to make it all the more miserable having to sit in the office

  speaking of which

  i’ll be online a bunch later tonight, though

4:38 PM in case you get bored

 me: i may be online

  we’ll see

  i need to try to do some work

 Accord: now, or later?

 me: later

  i need to figure out how to get my stupid website to work

 Accord: what’s wrong with your website?

 me: facesopen.com

4:39 PM it doesn’t work

 Accord: ohhh, the dreaded 404

  well good luck with that

 me: lol

 Accord: i’ll hopefully talk to you soon..

 me: k

  bye

 

daniel.wiggins: [15:22] Volatility Swap: I may, tentatively, be in LA that following weekend
[15:23] Kristin: the 23rd/24th?
[15:23] Volatility Swap: 16/17
[15:23] Kristin: ah
[15:23] Kristin: well let me know
[15:24] Kristin: i tentatively have plans with joe on the 16th but i’m sure we could work something out
[15:24] Kristin: 3 some?
[15:24] Volatility Swap: haha, um
[15:24] Kristin: just kidding
[15:24] Volatility Swap: let me get back to you on that
[15:24] Kristin: oh stop
[15:24] Kristin: u know im not being serious
[15:25] Volatility Swap: why not?
[15:25] Kristin: because everyone knows that a threesome is best with two girls and a guy, not two guys and a girl
[15:25] Kristin: c’mon now
[15:26] Volatility Swap: what about your asian friend who doesn’t like me?
[15:29] Kristin: diane?
[15:29] Kristin: lol
[15:29] Kristin: well, actually all my friends think you are the biggest asshole in the world for the ‘unfuckable’ comment
[15:29] Volatility Swap: what unfuckable comment?
[15:29] Kristin: but i have actually told them that you’ve been redeeming yourself as of late
[15:29] Kristin: when you told diane to her face that she was “unfuckable”
[15:30] Volatility Swap: I did?
[15:30] Kristin: yes
[15:30] Kristin: at the art party
[15:30] Volatility Swap: haha, opps

eremy: get your hair cut

1:40 PM I’m sure it is not looking top notch

  and do more paperio

  also get a maid

1:42 PM me: lol

  what are you looking at?

1:43 PM Harm-Stop: or focus on a more important problem
like Super getting laid

 me: that problem gets plenty of attention

 Harm-Stop: ha

 me: but what brings this up?

 Harm-Stop: OK

  you asked me

1:44 PM Super: haha
do it
or focus on a more important problem
like Super getting laid
Sent at 9:51 AM on Thursday

 me: oh eyah

  hahah

  thanks for the advice

  

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1:52 PM Harm-Stop: my brain day applied to YOU

  awesome

  that’ll be $75

1:53 PM me: haha

 

b: ahahaha http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2760061010:37 AM me: hahahahaha

  good stuff

 b: HAHA

 me: connect 4?

10:38 AM b: haha

  sure

5 minutes

10:43 AM me: send me a link

 b: Come play Connect4 with me

10 minutes

10:54 AM b: no. i could have. i saw it too late

  i’m focusing on intelius shit when i should be dedicated to the GAME!

 me: hahhaa

  damned right

10:57 AM b: Come play a game of Picture This with me

me: boo

3:44 PM Faraway: ahh

 me: what are you up to?

 Faraway: working- nothing important

  you?

 me: reading an nytimes article

3:46 PM Faraway: what’s going on in the world today- I find myself too busy to keep up on the news – which is really unlike me. I used to be the most informed person….

3:47 PM me: just started reading an article on walmart boosting profits 4% by focusing on low prices again

3:48 PM are you studying or actually working?

3:50 PM Faraway: i never have time to study at work ; (

 me: aw

3:52 PM Faraway: you love walmart – so are you going to buy their stock? You were talking about it the other day.

 me: haha

3:53 PM i did a couple years ago and it remained absolutely unchanged

  lol

  people dont like it

3:55 PM Faraway: Retail is not a really good investment though- stock prices are always stable. and low

  I could have told you that buddy!

 me: yeah, thats true… walmart has consistently made great earnings for its price though and had good dividends

  better than most in the fortune 500

  get p/e ratio

  great

 Faraway: dividends won’t do anything for you unless you are a major shareholder

3:56 PM me: yeah

3:57 PM right now i am holding a couple of funds- one that shorts developed markets (U.S.) and one that invests in growth companies in developing countries

3:58 PM i also have hurricane stocks from a failed bet on last seasons hurricanes lol

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4:03 PM Faraway: you are a bad bad man (for the hurricane stock) many other white men have done the same in hopes of getting rich – after they saw the kind of $ that went into katrina

  You will have to tell me more about your other investments. I will judge you based on your portfolio – especially since you are a finance major

4:04 PM me: haha

  actually, i am a good good man

  by investing in hurricane companies

  i was giving them the capital to clean up and assist if a hurricane did come

  if i hadn’t made that investment, then if a hurricane did come, people would have been worse off

4:05 PM its basically like donating to a charity

4:06 PM i should get a civic award

  or somethign

4:07 PM i’m an american hero

  

4:08 PM Faraway: I knew you would justify it that way- douche bag

4:09 PM me: you knew it, cuz i’m right.

  of course, if something did happen, i would’ve made money

  but i also would have been doing good

4:12 PM have you talked to sandy today?

4:16 PM Faraway: no – have you?

 me: nope

  what do you think about last night now that you’ve had the day to reflect?

10 minutes

4:26 PM Faraway: I haven’t thought about it.

4:27 PM you?

4:29 PM me: i’m annoyed at sandy, but i’m not going to let it affect my interactions with you. that’s what he wants anyways lol. i enjoy being with you too much to let that bs put a damper on us. snuggling with you last night was wonderful. when we were laying there facing each other and you had just drifted off to sleep, i was so comfortable and happy.

12 minutes

4:42 PM Faraway: Super you are full of it

 me: ?

4:43 PM ….

4:44 PM now i cant say anything nice to you, because of what sandy has said. fuck.

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4:52 PM Faraway: you don’t have to say anyting nice- I don’t trust men in general – I am a realist\

4:53 PM me: you mean skeptic/pessimist

4:54 PM and faraway- i’m not going to make you any false promises or anything, nor will i lead you on. we just started dating and i don’t know if it will work or not. i will be honest with you though and open about how i feel.

4:55 PM Faraway: ouch -

  I really don’t need the pep talk either

 me: i am genuine in what i do and it really pisses me off if people question my integrity.

4:57 PM i will try to be understanding though since sandy has fed you all that bs

  ugh

4:59 PM hmm… it’s going to be sad if thiings for us don’t work out because of this

 Faraway: I am fine – you shouldn’t take your self or me (ME) seriously.

5:00 PM I just broke up w/ an asshole- I am damaged

  fuck sandy- he is an idiot- I am just sad that I have lost respect for him as a person

  fuck sandy- he is an idiot- I am just sad that I have lost respect for him as a person

5:01 PM me: ok

  ok

  well-i’m about to head out

  well-i’m about to head out

5:05 PM Faraway: bye

  bye

5:06 PM you didn’t like what I had to say???

  you didn’t like what I had to say???

  I am really pressed for time right now- I am rushing and trying to talk w/ you

  I am really pressed for time right now- I am rushing and trying to talk w/ you

 me: it’s okay, i understood what you said

  it’s okay, i understood what you said

  we’re good

  we’re good

 Faraway: you don’ t agree

  you don’ t agree

5:07 PM I am not mad about what happened last night- why would I be. I am disappointed in Sandy. I would understand if you were mad at both Sandy and i

  I am not mad about what happened last night- why would I be. I am disappointed in Sandy. I would understand if you were mad at both Sandy and i

5:08 PM me: nah, i’m just mad at sandy. i hate having people question my integrity and that is why i am clear on where i stand with him now. you were an unwilling participant from my perspective and i’m not mad at you at all.

  nah, i’m just mad at sandy. i hate having people question my integrity and that is why i am clear on where i stand with him now. you were an unwilling participant from my perspective and i’m not mad at you at all.

  i’m off to work out with fletch

  i’m off to work out with fletch

  have a good night

  have a good night

5:09 PM xoxo

  xoxo

  bye

  bye

5:10 PM Faraway: have a nice work out – sorry I questioned your integrity- I have a habbit of doing that w/ poeple often. – Its not a good thing

  kisses

 

Yes, this is another Sandy Bleed story. They keep getting better.

Last night after going out to a pretty good Puerto Rican restaurant for our weekly dinner, I went back to Faraway and Sandy’s place.  Sandy and I played a couple of games of chess and had some wine at the end of which time, Sandy and Faraway started acting all weird and giving each other funny looks and giggles.  I was tired and didn’t really feel like playing their game, so I went upstairs to get ready for bed.  A few Tronents later, Faraway came up and started trying to convince me to come back down so they could ask me some question  I was pretty suspicious and annoyed, but Faraway cut a deal with me that her little dog would sleep in its kennel downstairs and not in her room if I came down for their question.  I thought the whole thing was a little ridiculous, but I sensed entertainment.  I was right.

I came downstairs and sat down and Faraway and Sandy were giggling.  After a few Tronents of childishness, they worked up the courage to indirectly ask their question.

Sandy says, “So..Arcadia called me the other day asking about you and saying you hadn’t called her for awhile.”

Ah.  Arcadia is one is a girl he knows that I slept with.  Sandy has been trash talking me to Faraway for the last few weeks trying to make her not want to date me, but all it has done has made her realize how pathetic he is.  Sandy was now trying to break out the big guns- before he had just been telling her i was an awful person, but now he was trying to use my actual stories and sexual history to convince her.  Sandy has to be one of the saddest individuals I have met.

I said, “Yes, I have talked to Arcadia on a regular basis and we are friends.  As for what you are implying, I did have sex with her.”

We all started laughing and I was only mildly annoyed.  The talented Mr. Bleed then seeing that his initial attempts didn’t work decided to go deep into very awkward terrain.

“Super, you’ve now slept with FOUR of my friends.”

“Yeah, they are in the group of people I spend time with.  So what?”

“Super, why don’t you tell about what you did to these girls?”

“What?”

“Tell her about Tower”, said Sandy while giggling.

…Wow, Sandy.  I always tell people I date about the ridiculousness with Tower (spying), but I hadn’t gotten around to telling Faraway yet. I told them that I would prefer just to talk about it in my own way and Sandy said, “No, why don’t you just tell us so I can make sure you don’t change details and make stuff up to make yourself sound better?”  Now I was going to have to explain this whole very personal incident to her with Sandy sitting there making jokes.  I was pretty shocked that the pompous ass was taking it to this level and started feeling a bit angry. But I kept myself calm and explained the whole incident with  Tower’s passwords to Faraway, with Sandy sitting there and listening.   I told it just like I always do, honestly and he didn’t have anything to say about it.  He kept looking at her, waiting for her to get angry or do something and she just sat there and said she didn’t care.

Having his two main plots to make Faraway hate me foiled, Sandy started to leave his passive aggressive shell more and making very awkward comments about me supposedly being a manwhore and a bad person to women.

I usually consider myself to be a very stable, patient person, but Sandy was starting to dangerously push my limits.  I know he is a passive aggressive pussy and usually tolerate it, but he was going too far.

I brought out a harpoon to kill an ant.  “Hey Sandy, you don’t need to try to talk shit just because you have been trying and failing with Faraway for 3 years and I made it happen in a weekend.”

Sandy’s face instantly fell and the three of us continued talking for a short time about smaller issues, but I watched him squirm around thinking about my comment.  Finally, he stood up and said he was going to go to bed.  Faraway told him that was a very good idea.

He paused at the entry to the stairs and made a final stupid comment.  At this point, I was pretty mad.  I just froze for a second and stared at the wall… Up to this point Sandy had just been slowly burning down my fuse, but now the spark was right next to the powder keg.

Sandy went up the stairs and I decided to let the Tronent pass.

I went upstairs with Faraway and she kept apologizing to me and saying she had no idea he was going to dredge up everything that he did.  She had just wanted to poke fun of me about Arcadia.  I wasn’t bothered at all by her, I understood Sandy was the instigator and she hadn’t known what he was going to do.  Faraway and I got into bed and she kept apologizing and telling me how much she liked me (she basically loves me after 2 weeks of hooking up lol) and that she had no idea what was going to happen.  I told her it was okay, I was just pissed at Sandy.  She told me that Sandy had told her a few days ago that he still had feelings for her and that her sleeping with me made him feel “demasculated”.

She and I had some nice, rough loud sex right next door to Sandy’s room.  I went at it hard and her bed is super squeaky anyways, but now it was hammering in to the wall while her loud moans mixed into the sound track.  Demasculation complete.

When I first met Sandy, I despised him, but many exposures to the man had led to a tolerance of him.  I started playing chess with him occasionally and even went on the Thursday art walk with him.  Whenever I described him to people I am reluctant to call him my friend, but didn’t know how to define our relationship.  I usually require that my friends are intelligent, loyal and fun.  I have known Sandy has no loyalty and isn’t a good guy, but tolerated it because that was recommended by my close friends Fletch and Harm-Stop.  Now I have decided upon my approach.  Sandy is not my friend and I will treat him exactly as he treats me: a tool to be used to further my own ends.  We will play chess, but if he pushes me again, I will not hesitate to put him in his place.

me: so…

  had sex with Skywoman at lunch

  she can’t go cold turkey off the Super

2:17 PM i’m going to have to ease her off slowly

5 minutes

2:22 PM me: so i had lunch sex holding Skywoman up with my cock in the open air… no walls within 4 feet in any direction

  all that exercise is finally paying off

8 minutes

2:30 PM Flaker: you were supporting her with just your penis, very impressive

2:35 PM me: lol

2:36 PM she was hugging in tight with her legs wrapped around the back too.. i think if i took my hands off her and she let go of me she’d fall over backwards

 Flaker: well duh

2:37 PM me: it was fun

  i’m going to have to talk to her again and tell her she’s still not my gf

  and i will continue dating other people

  and that there is no hope in the long run

  i told her that again before we had sex

2:38 PM Flaker: I hold to my earlier position. I am no longer advising you on this topic.

 me: i think i have a good plan

  it may not be the “smartest” plan, but it will be the best for living life to the fullest

  which is generally my goal

2:39 PM Flaker: well good luck

20 minutes

3:00 PM me: why thank you

  how’d it go with katie last night?

3:01 PM Flaker: she rubbed me raw. still wouldn’t sleep with me, and it appears to be slowly turning from hooking up to dating.

3:02 PM me: really?

  what do you think about that?

3:04 PM Flaker: I think it’s ok, we definitely haven’t hit a point of no return, and even if we do I don’t think she’s looking for something really serious, I think she’d be pretty low maintenance.

 me: cool

3:06 PM The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
hmm…
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
so
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
are we just enjoying what we have while we have it?
Super says:
hmmm
Super says:
yeah, i think so… what do you think?
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
well
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
i suppose we should try it
The Skywoman Works in Mysterious Way.. says:
i worry it’s a dangerous line

3:07 PM Flaker: I am no longer advising you on this topic.

  on another note

  http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSN2955964420080130?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews&rpc=69

  This seems like an awesome idea until i think about all the fat people I’ve been stuck next to on a plane.

 me: i saw that… pretty funny

  and Man

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3:27 PM me: and my strategy with Skywoman seems to be working… she said that she is going to start dating. this way she can enjoy what we have for the time being, then slowly ease off and find someone who wants to get married. i can continue having sex with her and being friends. everyone’s happy.

3:29 PM Flaker: good luck

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3:34 PM me: faraway called and left a message begging me to help her

  again

  lol

  around lunchtime

  maybe i’ll tell her i will, but she’ll have to give me head

3:36 PM Flaker: haha go for, tell Sandy if he wants to watch he has to pay $100

 me: that cheap?

  i bet he’d pay $500 for that

3:37 PM Flaker: This is sandy we are talking about. He would never agree to100, maybe 10

 me: the love of his life getting pounded by the man he secretly loathes and desires, all while he masturbates crying

  even sandy has to pay more for that

  lol

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3:43 PM me: this is awesome…talkiing to Skywoman right now and it seems like this will be my first open relationship

3:44 PM Flaker: good luck