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me: ihave a date with a poor chick tonight

  guaranteed to end with loving if i want it

6:07 PM i love the power of money

  such an advantage

  i remember how much it sucked being poor

 Arrow: that may be one of the worse things you said.

 me: haha

6:08 PM Arrow: I hope you try to buy her and she’s spits at you and calls you a bourgois pig.

  And then sleeps with you anyway

 me: hahah

  i’m way classier than that

  i had to develop a personality when i was poor

  and now that i’m doing better

  i have the double whammy

  money and interesting personality

 Arrow: and then had to develop another personality to hide that one…

6:09 PM me: i am getting to be very good with women

  hahaha

  u bastard

  u love my personality

6:10 PM i need to find other sources of girls than craigslist

 Arrow: is that where you met this one?

 me: yep

 Arrow: hahahha

 me: along with the one from tues

6:11 PM Arrow: have fun with “make me pregnant or I’ll cut you open and put my love in you…”

 me: lol

  yeah

  craigslist girls are strange

  but entertaining

 Arrow: is she cute?

 me: yeah her pic is

 Arrow: where’re you taking her?

6:12 PM me: dont know

  maybe that sushi place

  or quinns

  or browers

 Arrow: say babe I thought we’d stay in my place and have some 3 buck chuck and potstickers…

 me: i can usually work that for the 2nd -10th dates

 Arrow: ;0\

6:13 PM i don’t know what that one means

 me: means your a dork

6:14 PM Arrow: I’m out. have fun cowboy

 me: i’m actually not sure if this chick is going to come.. she said she had a migraine

  later

 Arrow: oh that blows. Plus side, migraine sufferers tend to be intelligent

  

 me: awesome

  lol

6:15 PM have fun at dinner

6:17 PM 1 sec

  u still there?

6:18 PM chick just cancelled

6:22 PM guess i’ll just lift

 

me: sending tower an email

  brilliant

11:28 PM Flaker: don’t do that

  really

  it wont be a good thing

11:29 PM you should also delete that porn

  it won’t help you, you just look at it and it makes you long for something that you don’t really want.

11:30 PM me: hmm… too late on the email, i sent a one liner asking her to get coffee… and yes, i should probably delete the porn as well

  though it may be a good thing when i’m 55

11:31 PM which is why i’ve kept it

  not sure why i showed it… though i’m not sure why not to

 Flaker: bullshit that’s a lie

11:32 PM me: which one?

  it will be good when i’m 55

  i’ll be old

  and not care

  and i’ll be like … yeah.. i fucked that

 Flaker: yeah but that aint why you kept it.

 me: why delete it?

11:34 PM Flaker: cause all you do is look at it and think, man that was fun. I could totally have more sex with that. I should try that, and the only potential result is more pain in both of your worlds.

 me: that makes sense

  but my jaw hurts

  and i think

  ouch

11:35 PM i should email her and make friends again… that’s nice porn

  who knows

  maybe she’ll be my wife one day…

  and i’ll regret people seeing my porn collection’

  lol

 Flaker: Right this is just like the end of your relationship and I told you the right thing to do and you ignored me. So here. You know the right thing to do. Cause I told you. Now I don’t want to hear shit about it.

11:36 PM me: haha

  but you will

  from your box

  in my basement

  fuck, nick hit me hard

  my jaw hurts

  i’m gonna kil lhim

  how was the drive home?

11:38 PM i’m kind of wasted… it’s nice i didn’t have to drive anywhere… haven’t been feelign this way in a while

 Flaker: what drunk?

 me: i ad fun

  had

  fuck you

11:39 PM hmm

  i should get in shape

  i think i was in better shape a year ago

11:40 PM Flaker: you’re still looking at tower porn aren’t you. This conversation is over.

 me: what the hell.. i am not looking at tower porn.. i turned that off a while ago because my internet wouldn’t work while my other computer was on. you are a whore. we need to lift tomorrow. i have an awesome new heart rate monitor

 

me: so you end up having your first day of work yesterday?

11:12 AM Shnikes: yes, it was kind of a training run through but its just waitressing, so its a piece of cake….

 me: cool. you like it?

11:14 AM Shnikes: yeah, for something on the side…..i don’t think i could handle food service as a primary means of income

 me: understandable

11:15 AM Shnikes: hows work

 me: alright

  filing my tax return now

11:16 AM Shnikes: fun stuff

  i need to do that

  e-file?

  i need to apply for my dividend as well

 me: yeah turbo tax

11:17 AM Shnikes: nice

11:19 AM me: what are you up to today?

11:20 AM Shnikes: hmmmm going to rei, going to the gym, going to a friend’s concert, phone interview at 1, and possibly work later

11:21 AM me: what’s up with possibly work? do you not know your schedule yet?

 Shnikes: the guy said he didn’t know if he would need me to tonight, and he would call this afternoon

  i kind of wanted to see my friends band at neumo’s though

 me: it sucks that they have you on call

11:22 AM who is your friends band?

 Shnikes: whiskey tango

  i went to highschool with 3 of the 4 members

 me: cool

11:23 AM Shnikes: have you heard of them?

 me: no

11:24 AM Shnikes: i think they have a bit of a following on capital hill. or they seem to know everyone up there, but it seems like all the bands know each other

  so who knows

 me: yeah

 

me: good morning beautiful

11:15 AM Flaker: mornin

11:16 AM me: want to lift?

11:17 AM Flaker: yeah

11:18 AM me: cool, let me eat and i’ll call u

  did u say there was something going on tonight?

11:19 AM Flaker: rachel’s roommate liz is having a party at their house.

11:20 AM me: oh

  hm

  want to go to a cafe post lift?

11:21 AM Flaker: can’t really got to write a paper this afternoon.

 me: u cant write it at the cafe?

11:22 AM Flaker: I’m gonna be looking up a lot of stuff in a lot of books, it would be really annoying to do it in a cafe.

 me: k