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me: hello

  how is the universal awareness?

11:28 PM Evil: haha…wha–?

 me: think about it

  my jaw hurts

11:29 PM Evil: did i punch you?

 me: no, my friend nick did

11:30 PM we had our monday night dinner tonight

 Evil: are you typing in the wrong chat window..?

11:31 PM me: nope

  nick punched me

  son of a bitch

  i’ll get him \

  i made the greatest meal in history

  you should’ve come

  best salad ever

11:32 PM Evil: i don’t get it…

11:33 PM why did nick punch you?

  and how am i universally aware?

  did i gain some superpower of which i’m not yet aware?

  (because that woudl be great–i’d use it to learn spanish)

 me: it’s devil power

  haha

  how’s that spanish coming?

 Evil: muy mal

  jaja

11:34 PM todavia no se cuando usar algunas palabras

 me: u freak out about tests too much… fuck em

 Evil: haha

  you should see me when i freak out

  i’m just studying

  i could have studied allllll weekend, but i put it off until now

11:35 PM so i completely deserve all the stress i’m currently under, and therefore i’m pretty relaxed about it

  heh

  which is why i’m chatting to you online

  instead of finishing my work

 me:

  i’m well worth an F

  trust me

  

11:36 PM Evil: jaja

  that’s “haha” in spanish

11:38 PM why did your friend hurt you? i am still a little confused.

  (i don’t get guys)

 me: who hurt me?

 Evil: jaja

 me: i’m confused now

  strange person

 Evil: never mind

  maybe you were typing in the wrong chat window

  

 me: no

  i never do that

 Evil: haha–i do

 me: i’m am brilliant

11:39 PM you are a failure

  i am a god

  never compare u to me

 Evil: i am an absent-minded genius

 me: silly willy

 Evil:

  and occasionally am a little silly

 me:

11:43 PM Evil: are you drunk?

 me: yes… i had the greatest dinner in history and tons of booze and am now sitting here on my computer

  i was sort of reminiscing over past girlfriends

11:44 PM doesn’t help i am listening to really cheesy music

11:45 PM Evil: haha, ohhhh… i have done that before

  only, i wasn’t reminiscing over girlfriends–when i did it, they were boyfriends…

  (ughhhhhh!!! lame joke!!!!!)

 me: girlfriends are way better

  lol

 Evil: i should try one sometime

11:46 PM me: u should… with me there too

  :0

  that sounds like fun

11:47 PM Evil: hmm

  no, it will be a private party

 me: lame

 Evil: very small guest list

 me: i’ll make it so much better

11:48 PM 2 parts sweet lady, 1 part man

  sounds like a tasty evening

 Evil: hell-OOOO??? that’s what strap-ons are for–2 parts raw woman 1 part plastic

11:49 PM me: cold plastic doesnt compare to passionate, throbbing man

 Evil: it will be warm plastic by the time we’re done with it, hee hee

 me:

  that does sound nice

11:50 PM but it sounds like it is lacking the third beautiful piece…

  like a hotdog with two buns, but no sweet sausage

 Evil: vegetarian

11:51 PM me: vegetarians have no idea on the savory thick stestranger sausage they miss out on a daily basis

11:53 PM Evil: yes we do

11:54 PM we have had sausages before–we just choose not to eat them

11:55 PM me: poor decision… nothing like an almost burning hot sausage and a good german beer… vegeterian meals always feel as if something important is missing

  pure, delectable flesh

11:57 PM Evil: let’s change the subject

11:58 PM what did you drink?

 me: wine, martinis, tequila shots

  good times

 Evil: haha

  ugh

  you instilled in me false confidence the other day when you said i could drink as much as you

11:59 PM i should not have been so keen to live up to that

12:00 AM me: haha… my apologies… you can drink a lot.. perhaps not quite as much as me, but close

 Evil: i feel really bad for lisa…her first night out, having to listen to her friend throw up and be agitated all evening–i guess there will be no surprises for her, haha

  that’s the bright side, maybe

12:01 AM me: hahhaha she’s seen the worst

12:02 AM though she hasn’t experienced it yet

 Evil: ouch–i wouldn’t have gone that far >: P

  haha

12:03 AM me: lol

12:04 AM Evil: okay, now i’m curious…why did your friend punch you? you keep forgetting to tell me, you drunken bastard

12:05 AM me: i don’t remember now.. he left like an hour ago… drunken bastard apologies

  i think he was kidding about something and meant to do it soft

  but now it’s sore

12:06 AM Evil: you are such a weirdo–why would you tell me that.

 me: hmm

  not sure

  ?

  lol

  what do you think?

12:07 AM Evil: i dunno–maybe it had just happened and you were ineptly trying to complain

12:08 AM me: perhaps

  i have to return my movie tomorrow

  or i’ll be late again’

12:09 AM perhaps we should get a new one? i have a list of things i want to see

 Evil: like what

12:10 AM me: unforgiven, cool hand luke, children of men

  a few others

  we can pick something good

12:11 AM Evil: someone recommended children of men to me

  i don’t remember anything about the other two

  which almost makes them sound more interesting

  what’s that zombie movie?

  the really scary new one

12:13 AM me: hmm

 Evil: fucking hell–why can’t i remember this

  chris was saying it OVER and OVER yesterday

  grrrr

  something about sunrise?

  NOT dawn of the dead

12:14 AM me: i probably have seen it and just cant think of it

 Evil: it’s made to look like it was filmed in the 60’s

  it just came out like…september/october of last year?

 me: resident evil 3?

12:15 AM no

  cant remember

 Evil: planet terror

  found it

  

  i win

12:16 AM me: haven’t seen it

  good?

 Evil: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Terror

  my friend seems to think so

  he realllllllllly wants me to see it

  even though i’m actually a bit freaked out by zombie movies

  it’s really stupid–i make fun of people for being afraid of scary movies, but i really really really don’t like zombies

12:18 AM me: zombie movies are amazing

  they are funny

  i like them

  i should sleep

  i have to be up soon

  sucks

  i am going to crash

  we will see a zombie/other movie soon,yes?

12:19 AM Evil: i’m leaning towards ‘other’

  and it really depends on what i’ve got to do

 me: alright

  well we can discuss it

 Evil: yeah

  btw, i’m going to start a job soon, i think

  if they ever get back to me about training times

12:20 AM so i will have the frustrating combination of more money, but less time

  haha

 me: lol

12:21 AM well, we should talk tomorrow

  good night

  :0

  :0

  

 Evil: LOL

 me: hehe

 Evil: HAHAHAHAAH

 me: i’m bad at that right now

  lol

 Evil: what a mental image that brought up

 me: OH hahah

  didn’t think about that

  u of the dirty mind

 Evil: no, actually, neither did i

12:22 AM i meant that i could just see you hunched over your computer

  with a hilarious look of confusion

  trying to type and being like DAMN!! DAMN!!!!!!

 me: haha

  u r the devil

  i’m sleeping to hide from ur evilness

  good night

 Evil: bwahahahaha

  night

 

Moham: check this out

  pretty sweet

  http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/130334/Lion_Hugs_Old_Friends_After_Two_Years

9:45 AM btw, did you hear that GWB is trying to pardon himself against possible war crimes….hahahaha…that’s too funny?

9:46 AM never mind…I guess you already posted an article about it

  hahahaha…

9:47 AM me: yeah, i’m way ahead of u

  lol

 Moham: lol

  watch that lion video

  it’s sweet.

 me: alright

 Moham: I wish I had a lion like that

9:49 AM me: hahaha

  a giant pet liion

  it would be amazing

 Moham: those guys were really brave though…just standing there

9:50 AM me: yeah

  something tells me that it was a fake video

  and that it was a lion in a zoo

 Moham: yeah could be actually….

9:51 AM national geographic can be quite sketch sometimes

9:52 AM me: dude

  i think i am going to make you an author on my blog

  so you can write posts

9:53 AM Moham: oh sweet

  I will def post every now and then when Im in Iran

  can’t be political…but everything else is cool

 me: i just made you an author

 Moham: nice,,,,thx

 me: avoid posting porn or too much cuss words

  try it

9:54 AM i want to see how it works for you

 Moham: HAHAHAHAHA….sounds good

  but listen, I gotta go hit the shoer. this dude is picking me up in 20 minutes to go to London

  Ill hit you up tomorrow

 me: k

  oh yeah

  have a godo time

  good time

9:55 AM Moham: thanks dude….talk to you tomorrow

  lata

 me: bye

 

me: hey

  what are you up to?

 partygurl: hi

  not much

  just getting ready to go out

  what are you up?

 me: just got off work

5:37 PM partygurl: ready for the weekend?

 me: definitely

  you have any exciting plans?

5:40 PM partygurl: tomorrow i’m going to be in columbus

  for rush

  i’m going out tonight but i’m going to try to be home early

  so nothing too exciting but it should be a fun weekend overall

  what are your plans?

5:41 PM me: i might rent a movie

  or go out

  haven’t decided

  you going to the 2 famous bars at kenyon?

5:43 PM partygurl: lol

  actually i probably won’t do the bars tonight

5:44 PM i’m going to play beer pong with the edms

  and then maybe go to phi kaps

5:45 PM me: hmm… think it’ll be fun?

5:48 PM partygurl: i think it will be a pretty low key night

  but i think it will be fun

5:49 PM i’m just getting a little tired of rush

 me: i bet

  when’s it over?

 partygurl: sunday

  so i’m almost done

  tomorrow should be fun though

  i’m going to look for a dress in columbus

  kenyon has this big party every year called phling

5:50 PM me: yeah?

 partygurl: and everyone gets really dressed up

5:51 PM its technically called philander’s phling after our founder

  philander chase

  it always turns out to be a completely ridiculous night

5:52 PM me: haha, i bet

 partygurl: i have my dress from new years that i could wear, but i’m keeping an open mind in case i see anything spectacular tomorrow

 me: lol

18 minutes

6:10 PM partygurl: is it cold in seattle right now?

  its FREEZING here

5 minutes

6:16 PM me: yeah

  like 30

  35

  pretty cold for me

 partygurl: wow thats crazy

6:17 PM me: do you go out all bundled up?

  or do u try to tough it out?

6:19 PM partygurl: no i love the layers

  actually i think we have a sever weather warning this weekend

  severe

6:20 PM me: really?

6:23 PM partygurl: wow i should get in the shower

  lol i feel so lazy

  i’m not really that motivated to get out of the house tonight

 me: me too

6:24 PM i think i may just do movie watching

 partygurl: k i’m going to shower

  brb

6:27 PM me: k

19 minutes

6:46 PM partygurl: when i was in the shower i realized that you can totally see into my room from the bathroom window

 me: lol

6:47 PM yeah?

6:48 PM partygurl: hopefully steve hasn’t discovered this

  the shades are staying down from now on

  although steve is probably too chivalrous to care

  and maggie would just wave and try to have a conversation

 me: lol

6:49 PM steve has a live video feed of u on the internet

 partygurl: oh really?

  are you watching it

6:50 PM me: of course

  

6:51 PM partygurl: lol

  well…i’ll have to ask him about this

6:52 PM its funny because today i came out of me room

  and he and his girlfriend were sitting on the bathroom floor

  with the door open

  and the lights off

  drinking wine

  it was so strange

 me: weird………..

 partygurl: especially because i woke up this morning to the sound of steve vacuuming

  his room is spotless

6:53 PM maybe he didn’t want her to mess it up

6:54 PM me: hahaha… sounds like jeffrey dahmer

6:55 PM partygurl: lol i don’t know

  steve is pretty devoted to her

  maybe she likes the bathroom for some reason

 me: hmm

  concerning

6:59 PM partygurl: i wish i had the most powerful hairdryer in the world

 me: haha

  u just sitting there drying your hair?

7:00 PM partygurl: i thought you would know that from steve’s website

 me: lol

7:01 PM partygurl: now i’m going to “borrow” maggie’s eyeshadow…

 me: THIEF!

  i’m going to tell her

7:02 PM partygurl: oh no

7:03 PM me: what’s her #?

7:05 PM partygurl: 734 646 0816

  tell her i “borrowed” a glass of wine too

  and ask if we’re still bff

7:07 PM me: nap time

  have a fun night

7:09 PM don’t do anything i wouldn’t

  i am so tired

 

me: awesome video

  getting hard watching it now..

  lol

5:21 PM Moham: i know it’s awesome

  that dude is my hero

5:22 PM one sec…im reading some info about Anvar….it’s a steroid and apparently some dude that I know here took it and he’s ripped

 me: lol

5:23 PM dont do roids dude

  u just need to lean down

 Moham: oh I wont. i just wanna see what its about

 me: sure….

  ;P

5:26 PM Moham: if i went down to like 185 but lean

  that would be awesome

 me: do it

5:27 PM just start doing an hour of paperio every day

  and just keep lifting on your normal schedule

  you’ll be looking pretty good by summer

  and by the summer after that you will be a god

  and have more pussy than you know what to do with

5:28 PM Moham: yeah I know. Im gonna get on it when I go back to Iran. snowboarding season has started as well so that will be excellent paperio on my off days

5:29 PM me: start before u go back to iran

 Moham: the problem is the diet. when you working you need carbs otherwise you get hungry all the time

 me: it’ll be good 4 u

  here’s the key to not being hungry

  tons of vegetables and fruits and water

  fill up on tose all the time

  i eat like a pound of broccoli a day

5:30 PM keeps me feeling full

  but it’s all fiber and my body almost works harder to digest it than i get energy back

  u just gotta eat it plain though for the best effects

5:32 PM Moham: yeah….Im thinking when I go back to work Im gonna have egg white omelette’s with mushrooms and fresh tomatoes for breakfast, tuna or chicken breast with a cup of brown rice for lunch

  steamed vegetables with fresh tune for dinner

  and just snack on fresh fruits in btween

 me: nice

  yeah do that

5:33 PM i recommend veges along with fruits

  fruits are higher in sugar and leave me a big hungry

 Moham: yeah good call

  Im gonna get a shit load of baby carrots

 me: those are perfect

5:34 PM Moham: although apparently carrots are high in carbs and not very good for cutting down

  small doses I’ve heard is good

 me: hmm

  celery is supposed to be the best

  all fiber and water

5:35 PM Moham: nice

 me: and you’re body burns more energy digesting it

  than u get from it

  so it’s like -100 caSkywomanes

  (if you eat a couple pounds)

5:36 PM Moham: I see. the thing is that I can only work out 3 times a week when Im Iran. basically what Im gonna do is stick to my work out routine and add 45 min of paperio to every session

 me: u gotta do the paperio every day

  6 days a week

5:37 PM Moham: dude that’s gonna be hard as fuck. There is no way Im gonna have time for that

  the onyl way is if I get up at 5 am and start running

  thats not happening

5:38 PM I think if I lift for like 1 1/2 hours and then do paperio for like 45 min-1 hour three times a week with proper diet will get me ripped

5:39 PM me: thats a start

  dont know if you’ll get ripped from that though

  basically, you’ll have to eat very little

 Moham: Im gonna loose alot fo muscle as well

  thats gonna suck

5:40 PM me: u shouldn’t lose it if u do it right

  cut your lifts down to 45 minutes of intensity, 60 second breaks

 Moham: well Im gonna keep the protein intake as high as possible

 me: 30-60

  yeah

  u may overtrain if u do too much

 Moham: yeah true

5:41 PM yeah so probably lighter weights and higher reps

5:42 PM me: yeah

 Moham: anyways, how’s your lifting going

5:43 PM me: just started again

  had carpal tunnel for awhile

  took 3 weeks off

5:44 PM just did paperio

 Moham: whats carpal tunnel

5:45 PM me: wrist hurts

5:46 PM Moham: oh ok

5:47 PM yeah so apparently Anavar is the steroid of choice for cutting purposes

7 minutes

5:54 PM Moham: see dude I want to make santa porn like that dude

5:55 PM I was thinking the other day…how awesome would it be if we made cartoon sex

  like we filmed a girl getting rescued from a bad guy by Batman and then she rpays batman with awesome sex

5:56 PM we could stage different scneraios with different cartoon characters

  it’s porn and sweet humor

5:59 PM me: hahaha

  that would be great

  we should get u a real black rooster outfit

  and find a girl to let us film u fucking her

  lol

6:00 PM u see that new video on my blog?

 Moham: yeah

  funnny as fuck

 me: PREPOSTERONE!!!!

  lol

  i love that video

6:01 PM Moham: ridculous….the people who made it must have been on acid or something

  lol

 me: hahaha

  so how was ur night out last night?

6:02 PM Moham: fun until two two of the girls got bitchy and wanted to leave

  they were bored and they started acting like bitches and ruined everyone’s night

 me: wha?

  why didn’t u just tell them to leave?

6:03 PM Moham: well we all came in the limo together and we had to leave together as well. I wanted to stay and I was close to just tell them to fuck off but my buddy was like lets just go dude

  I fucking hate really drunk girls. Girls just cannot handle their alcohol

6:04 PM they either start crying or they get bitchy

 me: why didn’t u just get them a cab?

  fuck em

 Moham: last night I wish there was a law that allowed men to pistol whip girls when they behave like that…because I really wanted to

6:05 PM well we couldnt just take cab home cause London is about 1.30 driving from Brighton and cab would be expensive as fuck

  prob around 200 dollars

6:06 PM I still had a good time though

  dude London is so expensive

  guess how much I paid for 2 tquila shots

 me: i’ve heard

  hwo much?

 Moham: 34 USD!!!

 me: jesus

  screw that

6:07 PM Moham: I know…I was like thats fucking ridicolous. there was 9 guys and we bought a bottle of smirnoff vodka and a bottle of jack daniels and they charged us 600 USD

6:08 PM then they charged another 100 USD for mixers

  fucking rip off

6:09 PM I spent like 250 dollars and didnt even get pussy….i wanted to kill someone

  I even had a few girls that were loving me but the girsl that were with us ruined everything

 me: thats fucking ridiculous

  dont do that again

  lol

6:10 PM when we are rolling with at least 8 figure incomes we can do that

 Moham: no I know. it was only because it was that dude’s b-day…

6:11 PM London is cool though….alot of hot ladies who want to fuck

 me: dude, 6 of us went to one of the finest restaurants in seattle and ate tons of food and got drunk and the tab was $550

  which i thought was a shitload

  and we drank good scotches

  top notch drinks

 Moham: that’s solid dude

 me: not fucking smirnoff and JD

6:12 PM $600…

  god

 Moham: I know….clubs are a rip off. Apparently it’s the same in NYC

  Nevin was telling me how he paid 600 dollars for 2 bottlesolut in NYCs of ab

  2 bottles of absolut

6:13 PM sorry

  lol

 me: jesus

  what’s he making?

 Moham: I dont know how much he’s making but it was for his b-day.

6:14 PM he just did it that night

 me: ah

  dude

  i’ve started spending a little more money than i make… and i make $60k which is pretty decent in seattle

  it’s starting to piss me off

  i am going to have to get a roommate again

6:15 PM Moham: r u serious

 me: and stop going out 4 nights aweek

  yeah

  $1k a month rent

  $600 food

 Moham: hahahaha….classic

 me: the rest on doing things with my friends

 Moham: but you must be taking home like $4k a month

6:16 PM me: kind of sucks because none of my friends make any money so i have to kick in extra usually

 Moham: oh I see

 me: yeah, i’m taking about that

  i like to have dinners with my friends

  and i usually end up paying for the groceries

  it adds up

  $40 a meal

6:17 PM Moham: I know dude. I suffer form the same thing. See we bothlike ot have fun and we are genrous….this is a bad combination

 me: i mean they try to kick in, but i’m the only one who makes any money at this point

 Moham: lol

 me: yeah

  when Harm-Stop came back up it was awesome

  cuz we split everything equally

  and it was cheaper for me and we did way nicer things

  he makes $65k in LA

6:18 PM Moham: nice

 me: fletch’ll be making a lot more in another year, but right now he has nothign

  and my chef friends make hardly any money

 Moham: yeah well i guess next year is his turn

 me: yeah

6:19 PM Moham: btw dude, you know how you said you wanted to look for a new job? are you still looking?

 me: but the chef’s cook 5 star meals

  not as hard as i was, but i’m open

  u hear of something

  ?

6:20 PM Moham: well a good friend of mine….this girl I had class with….you might know her…her name is Amela. she recently got hired with KPMG and she’s doing consulting. she works in bellevue

  I think she’s making good money as well

6:21 PM I was thinking if you wanted to I could ask her to see if she can do anything for you

 me: hmmm

  not real excited about accounting though

  give her my number and have her call me

  it’d be fun to hang out and talk shop

6:22 PM she hot?

 Moham: yeah quite. She is good friends with Arjun as well

  I’ll ask her if they have any openings in the company

6:23 PM I’ll get het contact info as well and you’re gonna have to call her

6:25 PM anyways dude…im gonna pass out. it’s 2.30 am over here

  Ill talk to you tomorrow dude

  later man

 me: later man

 

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Oliver invited you to “The Senate: Live CD/DVD Release Party!!!” on Tuesday, March 11 at 7:30pm.

Event: The Senate: Live CD/DVD Release Party!!!
“Their thrusters are the hottest that you’ve ever felt!”
What: Night of Mayhem
Host: I Love The Senate!
When: Tuesday, March 11 at 7:30pm
Where: The Triple Door

me: any word from Pork?

31 minutes

3:20 PM Flaker: No word from Pork, I left a message on his phone.

 me: hm

  u try zosia or his Trons place?

3:21 PM Flaker: I haven’t, but I was going to try Z, I think she may know.

3:23 PM me: k

3:25 PM Flaker: right, talked to the man. Plan is he is going to have dinner with his family at Campagne, and then after that he said he wants to at least start at Z’s place, I guess he’s got some wine, I’m sure other booze would be welcome. Doesn’t sound like he’s got any specific plan for after, doesn’t seem to care if we go bar hopping or just chill at someone’s place.

 me: k

3:26 PM Flaker: I have been hemorrhaging cash lately so I’d be down to stay in rather than hit bars.

3:28 PM Did you have any thoughts or preferences?

 me: what time will he be done with dinner?

 Flaker: He estimates 8ish

3:31 PM me: hmm

  i guess i’m down for whatever

3:32 PM Flaker: alright, he said he’d call after dinner, we can work things out from there.

 

Carol invited you to “Come Live in the Bluegrass House!” today.

Event: Come Live in the Bluegrass House!
“We need subletters~”
What: Slumber Party
Host: Bluegrass House Lovers
When: Today, February 19 at 11:40pm
Where: 4727 18th Ave NE

To see more details and RSVP, follow the link below:

Oliver invited you to “The Senate’s Third Birthday party!!!” on Friday, February 8 at 9:00pm.

Event: The Senate’s Third Birthday party!!!
“Celebrating three years of magnanimous riffability!”
What: Concert
Host: We are the Senate
When: Friday, February 8 at 9:00pm
Where: Cafe Solstice