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Flaker: Hey dude, we can lift today, but we’ll have to be snappy about it, dinner with Katie at 730

 me: haha

  i take it you made your decision?

10:32 AM Flaker: Yeah I’m pretty sure I intend to sleep with her.

  Oh dude, when you come I really need you to bring my backpack. I forgot it again in my drunken stupor and I am really going to need the book in it soon.

10:33 AM write it on your hand or something, I’m going to try to remember to call you later to remind you.

10:34 AM me: ok

10:35 AM where is dinner gonna be?

 Flaker: my place

  but I need time to bathe beforehand.

10:36 AM me: what are you making?

10:38 AM Flaker: ahi, rice, salad. rooficoloda

 me: hahaha

  tasty

10:39 AM you gonna get her good and drunk?

10:40 AM Flaker: nah I might open one bottle of wine, but that’d be about it.

 me: i have no desire to drink for quite some time

 Flaker: yeah, that’s a large part of my thinking.

10:44 AM Pork is talking like he isn’t going to come up.

 me: ?

  what’s he saying?

5 minutes

10:50 AM Flaker: He is being vague, says he doesn’t have any free weekends and now says maybe he’ll come up for dinner some day next week.

10:51 AM me: hm

10:53 AM Flaker: I think he hates us.

 me: that is sad

  though every time he sees us, we do try to drink him unconscious

 Flaker: I think it’s your fault.

  Hitting on his sister and all.

10:54 AM disgusting.

 me: hehe

m

Shnikes: how are things?

3:13 PM me: hung over

  had a dinner party at my place yesterday

 Shnikes: haha really? thats brutal…are you at work?

3:14 PM me: yep

 Shnikes: yeah i may have done some overconsuming in tahoe as well

 me: you back in seattle now?

 Shnikes: yeah arrived last night

  this city is gorgeous compared to reno

  haha i never thought i would have missed seattle

3:15 PM although lake tahoe was amazing

 me: lol

  you have a good time?

 Shnikes: fucking phenomenal time

  some of the best skiing ever

  and insane clubs

  12 inches of powder on monday

  it ruled

3:16 PM me: wow

  sounds like a really good time

 Shnikes: yeah for real….i can see why people move there and do nothing but ski for a winter

3:17 PM i wish i had time for that

 me: that would be pretty cool to do… you’d be a great skier by the end of the winter

3:18 PM Shnikes: no doubt

3:22 PM me: what do you have going on this week?

  your going to NYC this weekend right?

 Shnikes: i am supposed to but i thinki might bail

3:23 PM me: why’s that?

 Shnikes: conflict with work and the friend whose date i was is driving me nuts

3:24 PM me: oh really

  what’s he doing>?

3:25 PM Shnikes: i’m just getting the feeling that he thinks me going to new york is going to lead to something…..which is not the case

  i hate being pressured into things

 me: eek

  what’d he say?

 Shnikes: he wasn’t too pleased, but oh well

3:26 PM me: hmm..

  strange

3:27 PM Shnikes: so i’m not doing much, just probably going to start waitressing and hope i get this position i interviewed for last week

3:29 PM i’m kind of glad, i have been doing so much travelling in the last 6 months or so…..i’m really ready to be settled somewhere

 me: take a little break

  i need a break

 Shnikes: yeah?

 me: a long nap

 Shnikes: oh love naps

 me: would feel great right about now

  

3:30 PM Shnikes: im actually in bed with the intention of a nap in the near future

  then go to the gym later

 me: lucky girl

 Shnikes: i lead an exciting life, ha

 me: yeah me too

  i get no nap till i go to bed

  after i get off work, i’m going to the gym

 Shnikes: what gym do you go to

 me: and then i have to clean up my place from the party

  i go to the IMA at UW

3:31 PM my brother is a student and lets me use his paper to get in

  it’s pretty nice

  you?

 Shnikes: that gym is amazing!!!!

  i just join la fitness on westlake

  close to home

3:32 PM me: you like it?

3:33 PM Shnikes: its nice enough, not like the IMA though

  not too crowded….although i wish it had a swimming pool and tennis courts….or a place to play soccer

3:37 PM me: yeah

  i like the ima… tons of basketball courts and squash courts

  i haven’t worked out in a couple weeks because my wrist was hurting

3:38 PM this will be my first time back

  heath ledger committed suicide

3:39 PM he was just found this morning

 Shnikes: yeah i just read that

  was it suicide?

 me: messed up

  probably

  OD on sleeping pills

 Shnikes: thats pretty tragic

  he was an incredible actor

 me: yeah, he was entertaining

3:40 PM i was too tired to bring food to work today

  i’m hungry lol

3:41 PM Shnikes: bum deal do you have a place in your building

 me: yeah, various places around

  i think i may just wait till i get home though

3:44 PM Shnikes: im sleeeeeeeepy

3:46 PM me: me too

  and now that you said it

  i started yawning

  lol

 Shnikes: sorry!

 me: you are a bad influence

  

 Shnikes: haha always

3:47 PM me: you want to do something tomorrow?

 Shnikes: yeah potentially, i might have to work though

3:48 PM i will let you know

 me: ok

  you start tomorrow?

 Shnikes: not certain, that was the plan, but i still have to call in and find out

3:50 PM do you work tomorrow

 me: yeah

 Shnikes: do you have fbook or Ourspace?

 me: yeah

  dont judge my picture, its pretty ridic

3:52 PM 

 me: it’s cute

 Shnikes: holy morning hair

  haha

3:53 PM me: haha

  i can’t see your profile, i added u to friends

3:56 PM Shnikes: ok i’m going to nap

  hope you feel better soon

  later on

3:57 PM me: ok

  bye

 

me: hey beth

how have you been?

8:21 PM dinb: hey!

i’m good

a little overwhelmed

me: why’s that?

dinb: i have a big test tomorrow

me: ooo

dinb: i didn’t realize how much material was on it

me: in waht?

dinb: physiological psych

8:22 PM i’m getting sort of panicked

anyway…how are you?

me: feeling a little strange

this guy i knew from my frat got murdered

8:23 PM and i wrote a blog on it at Mohams suggestion

and people have sent me tons of stuff and written all in the comments

dinb: omg

that’s terrible

i’m so sorry

me: i talked to the deceased guys little brother ramone last night

8:24 PM dinb: how is he

me: he sounded okay on the phone

he told me the story of how his brother got murdered

there is a security tape

i initially posted the story, but took it down since it was a little gruesome

http://www.blog.Superx.com/fred-stephens-dead/650/

8:25 PM i’ve even had reporters calling and emailing me

8:26 PM 1 sec phone

dinb: k

8:27 PM i’m reading your blog…

8:30 PM this is so sad

where did he die?

me: near portland i think

he was working down there

8:31 PM dinb: what are you going to do with all the comments

so many of them are addressed directly to fred

8:32 PM me: ummm… i dont know

leave them

dinb: its interesting how your post became the target of everything everyone wants to express

8:33 PM me: yeah i was surprised

and shocked

8:35 PM dinb: so how are you doing with all of this

me: im okay, i hadn’t talked to him in a couple of years… i just posted it cuz Moham asked me to

dinb: its like you’ve taken on a lot of responsibility for communicating with everyone that cared about him

me: yeah

8:36 PM it freaks me out

not sure what to do

i just stick up the pics and stuff people send to me

dinb: have you been getting a lot of stuff

me: yeah

tons

people are sendin all these 2 mb pics

8:37 PM and i have to redo them vastly smaller so my blog doesn’t crash

8:39 PM jesus christ
i just looked at my traffic stats for my blog
i had been getting 30-80 visits a day over the week before fred’s death (really good for me)
i got 1389 yesterday

dinb: that’s crazy

me: yeah weird

8:40 PM dinb: and reporters have been calling too?

that must be weird

me: yeah

yeah

really

i dont know what to say

8:41 PM want to know what’s fucked? the keyword that sent the most traffic was fred stephens
but close behind it was the murderer
trickle hessemer
all his friends and family were looking at my blot too

8:42 PM dinb: that is really weird…i mean it makes sense but it shows that there’s this whole other side to this event

me: yeah

i feel bad for those people

8:43 PM dinb: do you know what happened

me: yeah

its a messed up story

8:44 PM dinb: it says they were friends…did they get in a fight

you don’t need to tell me the details

me: look in your email

8:46 PM dinb: did you send me an email? i don’t see anything

8:47 PM me: yeah

sent to your kenyon address

dinb: wait let me check my webmail

oh ok

my stuff hasn’t been forwarding quickly recently

its like 2 hours behind

8:52 PM that is horrifying

me: phone

8:54 PM yeah

i was shocked

8:55 PM and pissed

and posted it on my blog

not wise

8:58 PM dinb: did you get a lot of backlash about it?

or was it just too graphic

8:59 PM me: no

just got a call from a guy i knew

who said we werent sure of the info yet

so i pulled it down

then decided it was too graphic to put back up

hey

dinb: yeah

me: can u do me a favor

refresh the blog

i think it just crashed

damn

9:00 PM i just uploaded a new pic

maybe i forgot to resize it

dinb: it worked when i refreshed it

9:01 PM me: try and refresh again now

or close it and reopen

or click on another linkn

i really need to back it up

9:02 PM dinb: i don’t know its working for me…

i closed it and reopened it

9:03 PM hey happy birthday!

9:06 PM how does it feel to 24

*be

me: same as it did to be 23 and 22

9:09 PM i haven’t decided yet

i liked being 23

it was fun

hopefully 24 will be even better

9 minutes

9:19 PM dinb: i’m sure it will be great

i like to think life can just get better and better

9:20 PM me: that’s my hope

11 minutes

9:32 PM dinb: what does the term market capitalization mean

is that the total value of a company

9:33 PM me: yes

generally stock price * # of shares outstanding

dinb: oh ok

thanks

Harm-Stop: Good Friday Mr Man!

10:49 AM me: morning stud

  how are u?

10:51 AM Harm-Stop: I’m moving into my new apartment tomorrow morning
happy about that
no more roommates
I bought a new couch, and I have a great view of the downtown skyline, unobstructed from the 5th floor, huge windows
I’m going to get naked, and drink whiskey soaking in the view
Flaker: Nice, when did you move?
me: I move tomorrow morning
I’ll naked whiskey drink tomorrow night
Flaker is typing…

 me: haha

10:52 AM i like how i am your secondary friend

 Harm-Stop: shut up

 me: you copy and paste the initial convo to me

 Harm-Stop: your number 7 Super

 me: lol

  i have dropped from tied for #2?

  when did this happen?

 Harm-Stop: the orange peel incident Super

 me: HAHHAHAHAHA

10:53 AM Harm-Stop: you’re hardpressed to recover

 me: you are one coldhearted bastard

 Harm-Stop: haha

 me: dude

  i want to interview you

10:54 AM Harm-Stop: cool

 me: u have msn?

 Harm-Stop: no

  lets do it later though

 me: k

5 minutes

11:00 AM Harm-Stop: I take you for a man of your word

  here is my request of you

 me: ?

 Harm-Stop: If I die before you

11:01 AM you are to have me in a casket, so people can check me out

  and I will have one iPod on repeating OK Computer by Radiohead

  you will recharge the batteries before you lower me down into the grave

11:02 AM me: hahahha

  okay

 Harm-Stop: make it happen, and make people uncomfortable if they resist

 me: i’ll tell your Tron to go fuck herself, i’m carrying out your final wishes

  

 Harm-Stop: exactly

11:03 AM I’ve been meaning to bring this up to my Tron

  but I don’t know if she’ll go through with it

11:04 AM me: haha

  tell her

  i told my grandparents that if i get sick, pull the plug

  i put it in writing

 Harm-Stop: nice

 me: if i’m a paraplegic

  pull the plug

 Harm-Stop: haha

  what

11:05 AM me: if i break my leg

  pull the plug

 Harm-Stop: haha

 me: just have a vet come in

  and put me down

 Harm-Stop: if Viagra stops working for me

 me: pull the plug

 

eremy: so having my own apt is so fucking luxurious

  I’m a happy man

9:31 AM I met a sexy 28 y/o this weekend, had her over after a date all night’

  delicious

9:32 AM my commute today was less than 10 min

9:35 AM how was little J’s weekend?

23 minutes

9:59 AM me: tell me about your date

15 minutes

10:15 AM Harm-Stop: she works at RCA records- puts together band photo shoots/ does publicity

  very hipster

  very thin

  rich bitch raised in Laguna Beach

17 minutes

10:33 AM me: that’s cool

  fuck her?

10:36 AM Harm-Stop: nope, she wouldn’t because she’s not on the pill

10:37 AM me: no condom?

28 minutes

11:06 AM me: fuck
i’m pissed off
faraway gave me a damned hickie
in a very obvious place on my neck
and first thing that happened when i got to work was someone asked “is that a hickei?”

  ara had lent me some concealer
so i tried putting it on and another coworker commented on it
and so i decided to be preemptive

  and tell Skywoman i made a bet with you on my birthday that you couldn’t get a random girl to give me a hickie and lost
i dont think she bought it

  he said, “that’s nice, you’re an idiot”
and signed off
awkward

  shit

11:07 AM Harm-Stop: ha

11:12 AM somebody in India ran my debit paper for $465

  bastard

 me: that sucks

  he get away with it?

11:14 AM Harm-Stop: kind of

  I’m getting the charge removed, and a new paper

  apparently he withdrew money from and ATM in India

  and he did several papers at the same time

11:15 AM I was not an isolated hit

  I think Faraway is annoying

  she’s cute but not nearly cute enough

 me: haha

  she’s also desperately needy

11:16 AM Harm-Stop: This guy is my idol

  Sam Zell

  not because of this, but it adds I guess

  http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2008/02/words_of_chairman_sam.php

11:17 AM He is a PE titan

11:18 AM me: nice

  i like his comments

  its unamerican not to like pussy

 Harm-Stop: he’s a very smart/ accomplished/ fun guy

11:19 AM he puts together motorcycle trips in Europe with his buddies every year

11:20 AM corporate raids during the day, has fun at night

  got his start working with Pritzker

11:21 AM me: lol

29 minutes

11:50 AM Harm-Stop:

  awesome

8 minutes

11:58 AM me: hahya

  yeah

  i liked that

 

Harm-Stop: how is your day idling by?

  busy as shit over here

 me: very very idle

 Harm-Stop: ah

  I didn’t take lunch ’til 2

 me: what are you working on?

 Harm-Stop: reports

3:32 PM redoing our COA

  figuring out how to recognize revenue on some queer contracts

3:33 PM me: sounds like fun

  you learning much?

 Harm-Stop: yeah

  about accounting and managment

  I’m basically trying again and again at coming up with better reports to measure our efficiency

  I try to automate as much as I can

3:34 PM plus I’m customizing our software with a consultant/programmer as I go

  to make this work just how I want it to

  it’s sort of like perfecting a game in Sim City

  Age of Empires or Starcraft

 me: hahahaha

  that’s awesome

3:35 PM i wouldn’t mind joining in

3:37 PM Harm-Stop: I totally forget what piece of ass you’re chasing these days

 me: Faraway

 Harm-Stop: ah yes

 me: and i’m going to bone Beth when she gets back

  march 1st

 Harm-Stop: nice

3:38 PM spring break?

 me: yup

 Harm-Stop: dee licious

 me: yeah

  life is good

  how about you?

  any whoraciousness?

3:40 PM Harm-Stop: that 28 y/o rich bitch

  I’m looking to ride

3:41 PM I should probably do that tonight or tomorrow

  because D is coming in Thursda, and we’re booked through Monday

 me: tonight

 Harm-Stop: I’m taking Monday off to surf in Malibu all day

  woot!

3:42 PM me: nice!

3:43 PM Harm-Stop: hey how was the Fri night get together?

 me: fun

  got real drunk

  ate a ton of sushi

  got completely full

  drank a bunch

  went to the new cha cha

3:44 PM drank a ton more there

  sandy brought faraway for me

  faraway wound up sitting on my lap while ben, fletch and sandy slid all the way around the table and made snide comments that were just out of earshot

  sandy drove faraway and i home

  don’t really remember it

3:45 PM ate a whole mess o nachos at bimbos bitchin burrito kitchen

3:46 PM Harm-Stop: hmm

  no arjun or Ian?

 me: no

  ian had to work

  arjun had something else

3:47 PM Harm-Stop: ah bummer

  but still sounds like fun

  so, she’s being a little cock tease still?

  no action?

3:48 PM somebody needs to haul off and slap that bitch

3:49 PM me: no

  i fucked her

  friday night

  saturday morning

  saturday night

  sunday morning

  sunday night

  she’s addicted now

3:50 PM Harm-Stop: hahahahahahaha

  at sandy’s apt?

  please say yes

 me: yeah, there the first time

  he had to drive us back

 Harm-Stop: ha ha ha haha

3:51 PM me: yeah

  beautific

 Harm-Stop: you should have been like- “hey Sandy

  she’s down for a gang bang if you want.”

 me: hahahhahahahahahah

  she is in love with me

3:52 PM came over saturday night

  brought me some pear tart thingie she had made

  two great cheeses

  and i dug into my $3-5 trader joe’s wine collection

  and got wasted and made fun of her while eating food

  then fucked her

3:53 PM Harm-Stop: yes

  she’s been needing that abuse for a long time

 me: she loves abuse

  she loves assholes

  if i was nice

  she wouldn’t like it

13 minutes

4:06 PM Harm-Stop: so do you like her at all? good sex?

4:07 PM me: yeah its pretty good

  very tight vag

  she’s tiny

  like fucking a child

  amazing

4:12 PM Harm-Stop: wow

15 minutes

4:28 PM Harm-Stop: I guess I’m gonna rail the 28 y/o tonight

  it’s on’

  dude

  so last night I had Levi over for a tasty salmon dinner, beer and we watched the Lakers on my tv

  fucking massive

  54″

4:29 PM the guy I bought my couch from wanted rid of it when I brought the movers by

  so now I have the giant frat tube leering at me

  HD Flatscreen

  amazing

4:30 PM me: jesus

  how much?

 Harm-Stop: $400

  with a HD DVD player and DVDs

  I couldn’t say no

 me: holy sheet

  what a deal

4:31 PM Harm-Stop: it’s a upconverting HD player

  so it takes regular dvd’s not the newer amazing DVD player

  but still

  it’s quite the spectacle

4:32 PM me: i’m jealous

  flat screen?

4:33 PM Harm-Stop: projection, but only 18 inches deep

  I actually think it’s better, because I don’t need a mount

 me: nice

 Harm-Stop: and it’s really light

4:34 PM only 50 pounds

  I need to get a cord to hook my computer up to it and have giant porn

  or giant porn while having sex

4:35 PM that would be pretty hott

4:36 PM me: yeah

4:37 PM do that

  and videotape it

  hahaa

 Harm-Stop: so have you been doing protein shakes recently?

 me: 3 a day

  going on 3 or 4 years

4:38 PM hopefully i dont die

 Harm-Stop: wha?

  you do that every day?

  I’ve never seen you

 me: i bring them to work

  i have bottles all over my desk

  it’s so messy

 Harm-Stop: what’s your method?

4:39 PM do you even eat lunch then?

4:42 PM me: not lately actually

  just been taking naps or working out