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Arrow: The zoophilia add got flagged and taken down.

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29 minutes

12:24 PM me: lol

  thats funny

  hahaha

12:25 PM the money ad got tons of hits

12:29 PM yo want to lift

9 minutes

12:38 PM me: hello>?

54 minutes

1:32 PM Arrow: oh poo sorry dude, I just went. I figured you wouldn’t want to.

 me: you whore monkey

9 minutes

1:42 PM me: i suppose i’ll just lift downstairs

  want to go to a cafe with me?

 Arrow: yeah I was gonna head to one here in a bit anyway to do some reading.

1:43 PM It’s cool if you want to join me, but I do want to get some reading done, so bring something to entertain yourself.

 me: i have work on my laptop to do

  want to go to a cafe in pioneer square?

1:44 PM we could do dinner later and then go to the underwear party

  or out

1:46 PM Arrow: I don’t really want to go down to pioneer square just to do some reading. We could probably do dinner if you want, but I’m supposed to go over to the neighbors for a bit this evening before heading to the underwear party. I may just try sleeping with Katie and not making it to the party.

 me: lol

  invite her

1:47 PM Arrow: may do that. But it’d be easier to get her if I didn’t have Andrea circling like the bird of prey she is.

  Course she may be pissed at me after last time and not try anything.

1:48 PM Speaking of which, how’d it go with Amorphous?

1:51 PM me: uh-ohed her

 Arrow: oh she is so weak…

 me: she called me this morning and said she shouldn’t hang out with me anymore

  dude, my magical charm is irresistible

 Arrow:

 me: we had a glass of wine and i just started rubbing her feet

  then moved to her legs

1:52 PM and eventually started lightly touching her stomach

  and grinding on her crotch a little

  at which point, she stood up and stripped naked

  and we went at it like bunnies on the discovery channle’

 Arrow: that all sounded smooth and romantic until the phrase “grinding on her crotch”

1:53 PM me: it’s essentially waht i end up doing

  girls go wild

  as soon as you have one to that point

  she can’t say no any longer

 Arrow: dude if she came to your apartment she pretty much had loving in mind. I mean what outcome was she possibly expecting.

 me: yeah

 Arrow: You didn’t wear a condom did you.

 me: that’s what i said

  i didn’t come

1:54 PM we had loving for awhile, then i was close so i went down on her and after that tried to have anal with her

  and she made some dumb comment

 Arrow: you’re so dumb.

 me: about me just using her for loving

  so i got pissed

  and just went to bed

  and tried to uh-oh her this morning, but she was nauseated and hung over, so i just jerked off

  in front of her

  she took a picture and i almsot raped her

  lol

1:55 PM Arrow: have a heart attack?

 me: nah, i was good

  she kept saying she wont be my uh-oh buddy

  i told her she wasn’t:

  a uh-oh buddy is much more giving about loving

  she is like an old wife who rarely uh-ohs

  hahaha

1:56 PM Arrow: right well, I’m gonna take a bath do a little lunching and then head to the trabant, you’re welcome to join me if you like.

 me: perhaps i will

  take your tele

 Arrow: will

Moham: sup dude

10:53 AM r u beating off in the bathroom again

 me: no at work

10:54 AM feeling really hung over

  and cant wait to go take a nap

 Moham: why…did you go out last night?

 me: no, i had a dinner party

  cooked for my friends and drank a shitload

 Moham: ahh…very nice

10:55 AM was it one of your sleazy plans to fuck someone again

 me: hahaha

  no, it was just fletch, ian, lucas and diane

10:58 AM Moham: very nice….I think you should start having swinger parties….

10:59 AM from now on tell your friends that the parties will include pasta, wine and…orgy….its not too much to aks when you cook for them and take them in as your guests

 me: haha

  i demand sex

11:02 AM Moham: dude it’s like what dave chapelle said about trickle jackson. He said how the hell can that boy say that trickle jackson raped him rape. Jackson gave him great food, great drinks, a tour of his park and then he gave him blowjob…that’s not rape

  that’s a good fucking host….lol

 me: hahhahaha

  awesome

 

my email to trickle:

 

In regards to the discussion b/w you, myself and Stranger,(a couple days ago) I think I need some clarification. Is the possibility of earning a raise dependant upon the outcome of the new process and the revised official titles? I am completely supportive of the process change and will do everything in my power to ensure that it is successful. (Though, that is the attitude I have for my team –truview, not just me and nic- anyways.)  It’s always seemed apparent to me that we (the copywriters) do more than [entry level] copywriting, and I am glad that you’ve acknowledged that to us both.  I am appreciative of the fact that we are afforded a good amount of latitude when it comes to our projects. We’re proactive, creative, independent, team/company conscious and more. We have done a lot here. I want to work here and I want to make a difference here. I also know that I can. But, I also want to know what I am up against, so I can make sure that I also have every opportunity to improve and be justly compensated for all I have to offer. (I am saying ‘we’, though I speak for myself, but I believe what I discussed relates to Stranger, too. I didn’t confer w/ her about my email and request for clarification.)  Additional note… I really, really, really detest the title: Copy Coordinator. It sounds like a title for a college intern. Please don’t change it to that.

Thoughts?

 

me: hey

  you take the office manager job?

2:53 PM Shnikes: yeah im at work right now

2:55 PM me: cool

  fun?

2:56 PM Shnikes: ish….

 me: lol

  want to get a drink and commiserate with me later?

  i’m actually available tonight for the first time in a while lol

2:58 PM Shnikes: i totally would but my dad is actually in town, and i have to have dinner with him and take him to the airport later

  maybe this weekend though

  its nice to finally be busy though

2:59 PM i was going nuts there for awhile

 me: that’s cool

  they keeping you buried in work at your job?

 Shnikes: im free all weekend though

  i migth go ski on sat

 me: i was thinking of snowshoeing saturday

  but i probably will be available after the superbowl

 

Dude Fred died early Sunday morning. Everyone is still trying to figure out what the fuck happened and apparently he was murdered in his apartment complex after a fight broke out! I just received an e-mail from Marques and he sent me the link to the news article. Man I feel like shit right now…I can’t believe this shit happened. I’m in shock

http://www.localnewsdaily.com/news/story.php?story_id=120210568049378800

We’ll stay in touch

Flaker: Morning, cowboy.

 me: hey stud

10:48 AM Flaker: so are you planning on doing anything for your birthday?

10:49 AM me: yeah, probably friday

  go get dinner and drinks

10:51 AM maybe go to that sushi place i like for happy hour

  or to this tasty haitian place i went saturday with sandy

10:52 AM Flaker: cool, let me know.

 me: will do

  faraway wants me to come over so she can cook me a cake and pasta on thursday

10:53 AM Flaker: hahaha

  awesome

 me: yeah

  i’m feeling alittle torn though

10:54 AM the situation with Skywoman is sticky

10:56 AM Flaker: hahaha, Super grows a conscience. How precious.

 me: hmmm

10:57 AM Flaker: I remind you that the only good reason to sleep with Faraway is to chap Sandy’s ass.

10:58 AM me: haha

  why are you opposed to faraway?

10:59 AM Flaker: On the three occasions I met her I found her personality unpleasant.

11:00 AM me: haha, she is kind of a bitch, but my problem with her is her damned dog

  i cant date a girl with an undisciplined annoying dog

 Flaker: so discipline the bitch

11:01 AM me: lol

  dude

  i got some bad news this morning from Moham

  one of the black guys that Moham and i hung out with a lot in the frat was murdered

11:02 AM Flaker: that sucks.

 me: apparently he was at a late night hot tub party in his building with a bunch of guys. he started shadow boxing with one dude and accidentaly hit him and a scuffle broke out. the other guys broke them up and then everyone but fred left

  the other dude came back later and started hitting him until he was knocked out

11:03 AM then dragged his body into the hot tub and drowned him

  apparently its all on video

 Flaker: woah. They video taped it? They’re gonna have a hard time explaining that in court.

11:04 AM me: it was a security camera focused on the hot tub

  no person actually videotaped it

  everyone was gone and the guy came back to attack fred alone

 Flaker: ahh. That’s insane. Bunch of savages in this world.

 me: but yeah, looks like that guy is gonna serve some hard time

  yeah

11:05 AM Flaker: well I’m sorry you lost a friend bud, especially in such a fucked up fashion.

 me: yeah, it sucks. i haven’t seen him in a few years, but he was a good guy

  you actually have seen pics of him

 Flaker: I think I remember

 me: he was the guy who was really drunk and passed out in a diner while his friends videotaped him

 Flaker: oh yeah

11:06 AM me: he had just graduated with a masters in health science admin

  lived in portland

8 minutes

11:14 AM Flaker: You want to pick me up on your way to Lucas’ tonight?

11:15 AM me: okay… i haven’t heard anything from them yet

 

me: just got an email from a reporter

1:45 PM Moham: saying what

1:46 PM me: I need marques’s phone number

  and his families phone number

 Moham: whoa….whats going on dude

 me: just tell me

 Moham: k one sec

1:47 PM 206 310 9928

  dude what tha fuck is going on

1:48 PM me: is that marques’s phone or his family?

 Moham: it’s marques’s

  why do you need his family’s

  I dont even have his family’s number

1:50 PM me: call marques now

  before this dude does

  i want to tell him what’s going on

 Moham: dont tell me you are in trouble

 me: it’s a reporter for a local paper and he read my blog and wants to find out more info

 Moham: ok

1:51 PM me: no, he wants to write about fred’s murder and it sounds like he will quote some stuff i said on the blog…

  i want to warn marques though

 Moham: did you try and call him

 me: the guy will probably try and get fred’s families phone number

  he emailed me

  so i called him

 Moham: no I mean marques

 me: no

 Moham: give him a call

 me: i’ll do it now

 Moham: k

1:53 PM me: just talked to him

  told him the dude was going to call him

 Moham: what did he say

1:54 PM me: “ok… appreciate the heads up Super…”

 Moham: let me call marques right now

  brb

 me: k

  i forgot to tell him to think about whether he wants to give the families’s phone #’s out at this point

1:55 PM Moham: i’ll tell him

11 minutes

2:06 PM Moham: just talked to Marques

2:07 PM me: yeah?

 Moham: he said the same thing that ali said

  apparently ali si the only who have talked to Ramone and ramone has seen the tape

2:08 PM I think the ceremony might be this weekend

  marques said he will keep me updated

  dude how do i post a link on Faces-Open

2:09 PM me: what do u mean?

 Moham: shauna just posted your link on her Faces-Open profile

 me: just copy and paste the url… Faces-Open automatically links it i think

  try it

 Moham: no I know that. but I want to post it on my profiel

 me: oh, go to edit profile

2:10 PM there should be a “website” section

2:12 PM Moham: I actually went to “notes” on my profile. I think I have to post it there

 me: hmm

  no that’s not it

  though u could

  look at my profile

  see how the link comes up right in my main profile area?

2:13 PM top right?

2:14 PM Moham: no

2:15 PM me: its in your profile

  under contact info

2:18 PM Moham: i just did it

  go check it out let me know how it looks

2:19 PM me: not there

2:20 PM Moham: it should be on my profile. right under thr “mini-feed” section

  top right hand corner

 me: oh yeah

2:21 PM i see it in the feed

  i thought u were putting it in ur contact info

 Moham: oh no. I want people to see it more clearly

 me: good call

2:22 PM Moham: Marques was saying how everyone is so depressed and sad

  Gerken apparently called Marques several times crying on the phone

2:23 PM saying he didnt beleive what had happened

 me: geez

 Moham: abraham is flying back today

  damn man I wish I was there as well

2:24 PM me: yeah its really messed up?

  ooops

  no q mark

 Moham: lol

 me: lol

  when & where will his funeral be?

2:25 PM Moham: don’t know yet

  you should probably call colin or marques and find out. I’ll let you know if I hear anything

2:26 PM me: fuck

  my blog jsut broke

  go look at it

 Moham: k one ec

2:27 PM me: let me fix this shit

 Moham: k

 me: stupid software tries to reformat everything around videos

2:28 PM Moham: can you fix it?

 me: yeah

  hit refresh

  should be good now

  had to boot that stupid video back to last month

2:29 PM Moham: yeah its good

  looks like you’re getting some responses on your blog

 me: yeah had a few comments

2:30 PM my guess is that it will really explode tonight when people start to find out

  i was trying to rearrange some of my posts so that people wouldn’t see just the ridiculous crap i say, that’s what messed it up

2:31 PM Moham: hahahha….good call

2:33 PM you know the message you wrote on Fred’s Faces-Open wall.

2:34 PM me: yeah?

2:35 PM Moham: maybe you should seperate the link to your web-site and the the link to the news articles so people can come and leave comments. because right now it’s a little crowded

  you know what I mean

2:36 PM me: what do you mean?

2:37 PM Moham: kind of direct people and let them know that the blog exists. Right now it’s just a link with no explanation. Write a sentence saying that people who want to express their feeling or say condolences can visit this page

2:38 PM or I guess you could just leave it that way as well

2:40 PM me: you mean on?

2:41 PM everyone has a direct link to the blog

  also you can google it

  i am going to walk back to work now

  i’ll be back online in ten

  u can just keep typing though

  cuz i’ll see it at work when i get there

 Moham: cool sounds good

 

eremy: wah?

4:32 PM it’s mfing mardis gras tonight

me: what?!

Harm-Stop: I didn’t know I was going to get drunk tonight

me: i did- its our dinner tonight

4:33 PM with ian

today has been nuts

reporters have been calling me

Harm-Stop: why?

because of the blog?

me: yeah

i got some backdoor info

and posted it

evidently people went nuts

4:36 PM you read the updated info i had put on there?

Harm-Stop: just now

well

me: i had put on some updates earlier

Harm-Stop: that’s pretty ballsy of you to do that

4:37 PM you may be slightly turning public opinion against a wrongly accused

man

me: i took it off

4:38 PM if you just looked, you shouldn’t see the info anymore

all i have on there now is publicly available stuff

before i had posted on there that the security tapes showed that trickle dude murdering him

and said a whole bunch of other stuff

i did turn public opinion against him

Harm-Stop: was that true?

4:39 PM me: fast and hard apparently- graham, a guy who is friends with the killer, said he was getting tons of phone calls

yes it was

but it’s not public info yet

Harm-Stop: yes it is

me: i had no idea my blog would catch on fire like that

actually i kind of did

4:40 PM i put up a link to it on Ourspace and Faces-Open

and a bunch of people picked it up and reposted it

i didn’t know reporters would start calling like they did

Harm-Stop: that’s a little too much playing god

me: yeah, that’s why i took it down

i just left up public info

Harm-Stop: you only had hearsay

me: yup

Harm-Stop: hope that is was true

4:41 PM me: well hearsay from the family

who had watched the tape

4:42 PM yeah, i think i rapidly changed peoples ideas

Harm-Stop: yo, this gets me thinking

you shouldn’t fight people

4:43 PM it could change the course of your life with one slip

you are the most prone to this of my friends

me: hmm true

Harm-Stop: says the ex motorcycling friend of yours

me: lol

4:47 PM Harm-Stop: you just added more directly to somebody’s incarceration/ public haranguing than most people ever do

crazy world this

4:49 PM me: shit dude got another email from reporter dude

4:50 PM he wants a picture of fred

i called another guy and the decision at this point looks to be to cut the press out

its crazy how i became the go to guy when someone i haven’t seen in like 2 years dies just because i stuck up a blog

4:53 PM Harm-Stop: I guess the way to honor him is not to bask in any type of attention you get, and try to leave the image of him he would have wanted when given the opportunity

I’m sure you will

me: yeah

look at my post

any suggested changes?

5 minutes

4:59 PM me: what do you think?

5:02 PM Harm-Stop: I think it’s more tasteful if you left it alone

me: what do you mean?

Harm-Stop: I don’t know though

if it had been me

5:03 PM maybe I’d want you to aggressively pursue the murderer

me: that’s what Moham said

he wanted me to tell the world about the murderer

5:04 PM lol… its pretty fucked up

but i also should respect the fam

hmmm

the cats out of the bag, but is there anything i can do to make it more tasteful?

5:05 PM Harm-Stop: dunno

it’s a difficult line to balance

if your motives are pure, who gives a fuck

or that was my old theory

with DTS

things are different

me: what would DTS Harm-Stop do

?

5:06 PM Harm-Stop: then you have to care what other people would think of your actions

5:07 PM but honestly I think you have to throw other people’s and your opinions out the window, and think to of that dude and his family

me: and what would be best from that perspective?

5:08 PM Harm-Stop: literally think of his grieving family

and what image he wants burnished of himself

what he was proud of

friendships, siblings

5:09 PM I kinda just went through this

5:10 PM my stepdad just had a few heartattacks in succession

emergency surgery, and he’s making it out of it

he’s treated me really well, in fact I’ve become a his friend

5:11 PM I’ve talked with him, called him several times

told him in so many words how much he means to my Tron

you could call his parents if you feel that is your place

5:12 PM me: dude, i dont even have their number

and that wouldn’t be my place at all

lol

shit

i sorta dived into a pool with no water in it

5:13 PM i altered my post a little more

i gotta go home

5:14 PM kind of nervous about leaving this alone though

Harm-Stop: yeah

be careful about slander

me: yeah, i took that stuff down

5:15 PM Harm-Stop: happy Mardis Gras!

tell Ian and Fletch I said YO!

me: you too stud

Harm-Stop: Thx

V

31 minutes

5:47 PM Harm-Stop: so what’s on the menu tonight?

any herb for desert?

me: lol

going out

pizza probaboly

10 minutes

5:58 PM Harm-Stop: I’m in the process of hiring some mexicans to move me

me: lol

Harm-Stop: the cheap labor here is ridic

5:59 PM if I hired a “massage therapist”

what else would I need?

6:00 PM me: lol

Harm-Stop: a chef

that would be nice

I could probably find something reasonable

they come and cook me food for a week

wow

I can’t wait to be done with law school

that will be a reality

b: Come play a game of Picture This with me

y yay

10:23 AM me: hehehe

  1 sec

 b: 1

 me: gotta finish this email

 b: 2

 me: lol

 b: 3

  5.5

  8.2885

10:24 AM me: ok ok

  lol

10:25 AM b: yeth yeth i iz

10:27 AM Come play Connect4 with me

10 minutes

10:38 AM b: that was tough

  okay

  back to work

  yes i plan it

  heh

  it would suit me well to learn chess

  but i haven’t

  i get confused

  and need a cheat sheet

  to see which way all the players are allowed to move

  i’m interested in it tho

  sure

  okay back to work

 

ara,

Politicians are generally a distasteful breed.  They come from the same scummy bloodlines of scam artists, pastors and child molesters.  Were you a member of the college Republicans?  What did you guys actually do?  All I know about the UW Republicans is that they sold brownies with prices based on race to show the unfairness of affirmative action. That and they protested the La Douchies by following them around with foil helmets and ridiculous signs.

Accounting Clerk.  Hmmm… sounds somewhat more important than receptionist, though still beneath office manager.  Coming on as my personal assistant will be a huge boost in your position.  The prestige and respect with being associated with the Super Man is mind numbing.  Congratulations.

I love taking naps on my lunch breaks.  I was feeling a tad tired, so instead of exercising I tried to snooze.  Ended up laying their half asleep thinking about money making websites though.  Life is tough.

Who was the mean evil woman?  Want me to beat her up?

Julio

Hi Giant-

 

You are a bad bad man.  I just though I would let you know.  FYI – I am not a receptionist – I am an accounting clerk, which is probably worse because it requires actual work (grunt work).

 

You are soooo lazy; I can’t believe you went home to take a nap.  Do giant people require more rest?

 

Ooh!  I like you article on Luke Esser- that guy is such a douche fag.  Small time politicians bother me – often times I feel that their reason and judgment is clouded by their own sense of self importance.  The worst part is that they are the last people on earth to realize this. 

Luke is really a douche – one time when he came to speak at a college republican meeting he compared him self to Rossi and Richert, not on the basis of their common politics, but because they all drive minivans. The comical part of the story is that he is not married, and doesn’t have kids like Rossi and Richert. He may be married w/ kids now- I sure this is the case, since you cannot advance your career in Republican politics without god and family.  

 

I am done w/ my rant.  I am really annoyed right now.  I just spoke to an evil, mean woman on the phone. I am not sure about tonight- so I will call you later.

Faraway

Faraway,

How does life find you today?  Are you enjoying the exciting, always changing life of a receptionist?

I have been relaxing most of the day here.  I wrote a couple of blog articles and read a whole lot more.  Some work was done though; I wrote an SEO Guidelines paper for our clients and bought a few links.  Just got back from a lunchtime nap at home.  Now I’m thinking about creating a shopping section on my website and trying to sell something.

Do you still want to try to do something tonight or are you buried in work?  If so, when would you be available?

Your giant friend,

Superrote:

SUPER!

 

I laughed so hard when I read your e-mail, that my the man came over to my desk to ask me what was going on. 

 

Please do not mark me w/ a hickey- it is Man and I really didn’t mean to do it to you.  Why can’t you just forgive me and move on? Please…….I am really afraid of you now.

 

Your comment on Sandy and Heathers petit rendez-vous was f-ing hilarious!  It was quite a weird experience (for many reasons), but the most shocking part is that Sandy was the loud one, or maybe Heather just has a really, really low moan and grunts like a savage…….hmmm

 

I also loved your description of the dynamic going on between your old the man and the new guy.  You are wild.  Please make me laugh more ( I know you aren’t busy)

 

kisses,

 

Faraway

 

Haha.. it’s alright, I’ll get my vengeance soon!  You are going to get a mark of pride all your own soon… Sandy will probably be disturbed lol.

I am amused Sandy and Heather’s sex woke you up this morning.  What was that like?  “Ooo Sandy yeah”, “Heather, making love to you is like studying Finance with Warren Buffett- delicious!” hahahaha

They just hired a new guy as vice president of my product division and my douchey the man has been sucking his dick all day.  Really cheesy.  The guy seems to be pretty damn cool though, I think I will work well with him.  He said he likes to drink hard in our first meeting lol.

Any other news from the Faraway front?

On Feb 11, 2008 9:28 AM, Faraway Walters  wrote:

Hi!   How are you???  Is everything okay? Please don’t be mad at me – I didn’t mean to do it.  You must be really embarrassed (I would be). 

I am sorry.  It will never happen again (unless you deserve it).

- Faraway

 

 

 

Hi Super,

 

How are you holding up after the funeral? 

 

You are welcome to come over tonight, but I am going to have to clean my house and go to the gym first.

 

I read your blog today.  I really enjoyed your list of things you would do if you had a time machine- that was incredibly funny.  I also really liked the fishing analogy on ‘dating Super Man’ that was cute. (you cocky bastard).

 

I hope you do not feel too tired and down today.  We certainly stayed up much later than we should have last night (my fault), but hopefully it was worth it for you.  I had fun – thus far I love being w/ you.  I think I had an amazing orgasm, (but can’t be quite sure …too drunk and tired to remember the details).