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Flaker: ok katie just came over and fooled around for awhile and then didn’t want to have sex again and left. She is terrible at this fuckbuddy thing.

  She left cause she was doing something with her roommate, not cause I scared her away.

10:12 PM me: that sucks

  you didn’t tell me she has been doing this

  she fools around and wont have sex?

 Flaker: this was the first time that happened

  first time it happened since we started sleeping together

10:13 PM me: oh

  how regularly have you been having sex?

 Flaker: not often, once or twice a week for the last couple weeks

10:14 PM I do miss Rachel’s sex drive.

 me: do you aggressively pursue the sex?

10:16 PM Flaker: not all that aggressively, I mean we started fooling around, everything was going hunky-dorey, and then I start peeling off her clothes, and she’s all, I don’t want to tonight. So that’s followed by another 30 minutes of push and pull and then it’s 10 and lucy calls and she’s off.

10:17 PM me: that sucks

  did she say why she didn’t want it?

10:19 PM Flaker: I think the key to sex is getting her drunk, and that’s not really my style. No she was being really evasive. Mostly putting across the notion that she didn’t have a lot of time, which we didn’t but there was enough time for sex.

10:20 PM me: haha

  maybe she expected a little more than your standard rachel quickie

  ah well..

 Flaker: Yeah I suppose that could well be the case.

 me: want me to lend u some safeway loob?

 Flaker: but now I got to jerk off, and I was really looking forward. ahahhaha

  great minds

10:21 PM no thanks, got my own.

 me: lol

  just saw juno tonight with nick and his roomie

  good flick

  though wasn’t quite what i was expecting

 Flaker: did you take Tara?

 me: no

  just me and those guys

10:22 PM did u not see my comment?

 Flaker: totally should have taken a girl.

 me: yeah probably

 Flaker: no

 me: before u asked if i took tara i said i went with nick and his roomie

  u didn’t see that?

10:23 PM Flaker: yeah I saw that, I thought you may have just omitted the female companion, though I don’t know why.

 me: oh

 Flaker: I guess just cause I kept telling you to take a girl to it I thought you’d listen to me.

 me: i was going to

  but no girl wanted to go

  they kept saying they did

  but never got around to it

  and i was bored tonight

 

me: ian try calling u?

5:04 PM Flaker: yeah, I couldn’t answer

  you speak to him?

 me: no, i’ll call him now

5:08 PM ian sounds really sick

  says he is sick with the flu

  and he left u a message saying he prolly isn’t coming

 Flaker: that blows

 me: but he just talked to me

  and said that him and Di are probably going to come now

  he has drugs and feels better

  lol

  lucas has class and may be able to come… ian hasn’t called him yet

 Flaker: huh well, cool if he can make it, but if he gets me sick I’ll rape him to death.

 me: lol

5:09 PM Flaker: son of a bitch I got like $50 worth of salmon sitting in my fridge.

 me: oooo

  i’m definitely coming

 

Bart: hey

  how are you?

 Blacktop: hi!

  i’m great

2:45 PM i just found out i don’t have to take a fourth class because of my ap credits

 Bart: awesome!

 Blacktop: i can’t believe i didn’t know that already

  this sounds stupid but i didn’t know they actually counted for anything

  except to get out of 100 level classes

 Bart: haha

  well that’s good news

2:46 PM Blacktop: its going to be so nice

  only 3 classes two days a week

 Bart: amazing

  what will you do with yourself?

 Blacktop: relax!

  plan sorority parties

 Bart: hahahahahha

 Blacktop: for once i won’t be behind in my reading

  i hope

2:47 PM how are you?

 Bart: good

  working

  sort of

  lol

  listening to music

 Blacktop: haha

2:48 PM what are you listening to

 Bart: the shins

  my music player just died

  have to restart it

2:49 PM i was thinking about you earlier… miss hanging out with you

 Blacktop: i miss hanging out with you too

2:50 PM winter break was so much fun

 Bart: yeah it was great… i had a fun 11 days off and a special time with you

  when are you coming for a visit? march?

 Blacktop: ummm

2:51 PM i think its march 1st

  let me check

  spring break is march 1st through 15th

2:52 PM Bart: you coming home or going to cabo or something?

 Blacktop: haha

  definitely not cabo

  i’m planning to come home

  i don’t really have money to spend on traveling or anything

2:53 PM the only thing i’m considering is getting a ride to dc to see a couple friends from my ireland program and then flying to seattle from dc rather than columbus

2:54 PM dc is only like 5 hours from here and it seems like half of kenyon is from the dc suburbs

  everyone goes there for the summer

 Bart: really?

  weird

  haha

 Blacktop: i know its random

  i’m like the only person who hasn’t done an internship there

  ok that’s an exaggeration

2:55 PM but its a big destination for kenyon for some reason

 Bart: lol

  you’ll be well connected in politics at least

  right?

2:57 PM Blacktop: yes

  and that’s very important to me

  jk

2:58 PM i’m not very political

  but it could come in hWindowcleaner

 Bart: get yourself a pardon after you commit some heinous crime

  

 Blacktop: true

  its good to maintain the option of getting pardoned

 Bart: just in case you know…

2:59 PM Blacktop: definitely

  so my weekend starts tonight

 Bart: ridiculous… i’m so jealous

 Blacktop: i was going to try to squeeze my way into an overenrolled seminar

  but no

  all i have to do is work out

  and eat dinner

 Bart: wow

  that sounds amazing

  want to trade places with me for the next few months?

3:00 PM (i still get my paychecks though)

 Blacktop: haha

 Bart: (u can have half)

  lol

 Blacktop: sure

  i’ll need a little training

 Bart: easy as pie

 Blacktop: the sorority will be confused as to why there’s a tall guy leading meetings

  but they’ll just have to trust me

3:01 PM Bart: hahahaha

  you’ll come back to a sorority full of drunk girls passed out on the chapter floor

 Blacktop: lol

3:02 PM that’s not my vision for the group

 Bart: but why not?

  it’ll be excellent

  they’ll all be homeless drunks in two years

  what else do you go to college and join a sorority for?

3:03 PM Blacktop: i have no idea

  what are you going to do this weekend

3:04 PM Bart: not sure yet

  no big travelling plans

  u?

 Blacktop: just focusing on rush

  which starts tomorrow

3:05 PM Bart: wow

  what do you have to do?

3:06 PM Blacktop: its really fun actually

  we just plan events that tend to revolve around food…and try to get to know the freshmen girls who are interested

  tomorrow is meet the sisters

  saturday is pizza

 Bart: do you make the freaky sisters go into hiding?

3:07 PM Blacktop: plus a semi sketch party

  i wish

  lol not really

  i don’t think we have any really freaky people

3:08 PM Bart: haha… c’mon, what about the sister who eats her hair?

  at least keep her at the back of the room

 Blacktop: hahaha

  ok i’ll tell her

 Bart: good call

3:09 PM u should also tell them that you are the hottest sorority and get all the fresh young studs

3:10 PM Blacktop: good idea

  we’re doing something a little different this year

  throwing a rush party with another frat

  so that will be interesting

3:11 PM Bart: great idea

 Blacktop: hopefully the guys won’t go too crazy

 Bart: that’ll actually really help both of you

 Blacktop: i know but in the past we’ve avoided that kind of stuff

 Bart: it could backfire if the guys are ugly though

 Blacktop: b/c we don’t want to get just party girls

3:12 PM hmmm

  that frat has a lot of football players

 Bart: ooo

3:13 PM yum yum

  

 Blacktop: haha

 Bart: yeah… you will have to hold a seminar on crocheting to get the smart ones

  balance it out a little

3:14 PM Blacktop: crocheting lol

  ok

  i think we have the highest gpa on campus

  so i’ll just say that constantly

3:15 PM Bart: lol

  how many girls do you have totoal?

 Blacktop: 24

3:16 PM Bart: do you carry that average up?

 Blacktop: we’re almost the biggest sorority

  lol the biggest is 25

 Bart: really?!?!? i don’t think there’s a sorority with less than 40 at uw to my knowledge

 Blacktop: but 3 girls went abroad

 Bart: some have over 200

 Blacktop: yeah but compare the size of UW to kenyon

 Bart: true… but still

  weird to think of

  completely different dynamic

 Blacktop: its a totally different kind of thing here

3:17 PM its just another activity that people do

  it can’t really be your “life” the way it can at a bigger school

 Bart: yeah

3:18 PM makes sense

  that’s why you ran xc

3:19 PM Blacktop: exactly

  edm is definitely a bigger thing for me though

  but for other people its the opposite and its just another thing to do at school

3:20 PM Bart: you are the president

  was it bigger for you before that?

3:21 PM Blacktop: umm no i’ve always been really into sorority stuff

  i did like everything sophomore year

  and then was president 1st semester junior year

  then i went to ireland

3:22 PM and then last semester i did alumni relations which was kind of boring but easy

  so its good to be back in a more central role

 Bart: do you go to bed at night and whisper to yourself…

  “power, power, power, power”

  hehe

  

3:23 PM Blacktop: haha i literally laughed out loud just then

  yes i do

  my life is about the pursuit of power actually

  i am on the verge of ruling this school completely

 Bart: haha

  awesome

  you go girl

 Blacktop: next i will conquer senior class committee

3:24 PM Bart: and then from there,

  THE WORLD!!!

  muahahhahaha

 Blacktop: lol

  exactly

  you see through my plan

  good thing you don’t go here

  i’d be ruined

3:25 PM Bart: haha

  i’ll come and visit

  and put a halt to your grinding war machine

 Blacktop: lol

  don’t underestimate me

3:26 PM you can try but i don’t guarantee success

 Bart: hmmm…

  i know the source of your weakness….

3:27 PM Blacktop: you do…

  what is it

 Bart: i can’t tell you that

  or you will be able to defend against me

3:28 PM Blacktop: hmmm

 Bart: i will use it to attack your soft underbelly

  mmm… soft underbelly

  arggh!

 Blacktop: wow

 Bart: you are taking advantage of my weakness

  lol

3:29 PM Blacktop: that just made me remember that i need to go the gym

 Bart: hahaha

 Blacktop: i was going to go right after class

 Bart: i didn’t say super soft underbelly

  or fatty soft underbelly

  lol

  i am magical with the ladies, eh?

  stick my foot in my mouth right and left

3:30 PM hmmm

 Blacktop: hahaha yes

3:31 PM Bart: thinking about your underbelly makes me think i should go to kenyon for a visit lol

 Blacktop: lol

  i can’t believe “underbelly” could be a turn on

 Bart: lol

  i am lovingy like that

 Blacktop: you say underbelly and i think GYM

 Bart: hahaha

  my friend Brohim thinks “feet”

  and he gets turned on

 Blacktop: hahahaha

3:32 PM Bart: so underbelly isn’t so strange

  

 Blacktop: well you’re welcome to visit my underbelly at kenyon any time

  i can show you…the corn fields

  i live next to a lovely field

  but its not corn, just grass

3:33 PM Bart: haha

  sounds exciting

  so exciting i’d probably spend most of my time sleeping

3:34 PM preferably with you… but i could be like that weird guy you mentioned and go try the corn field

 Blacktop: what weird guy

3:35 PM Bart: u said some guy got drunk and went and laid in a corn field and died of alcohol poisoning or something like that

  right?

 Blacktop: oh god yeah

  please don’t be like him!

 Bart: lol

  i ate a kabob for lunch

  and now i smell like a kabob

3:36 PM sort of spicy

 Blacktop: yummy

3:37 PM Bart: Ah, work

  i like my job

  i can play with spreadsheet

  s

  and talk at the same time

 Blacktop: that’s impressive

  i’m not very good at multitasking

3:38 PM Bart: me either

  but i do it anyways

 Blacktop: i can do minor things at the same time

  so if spreadsheets are as challenging as…facebook

  maybe i could do that

  but spreadsheets sound like they take a little more concentration

3:39 PM Bart: yeah a tad

3:40 PM which is why i haven’t gotten much done since we started chatting

  lol

 Blacktop: do you spend a lot of time chatting on gmail

  i love that they added aim to it

3:41 PM Bart: i definitely do

  i never use aim

  just msn

  and gmail

 Blacktop: google is the best

3:42 PM Bart: for sure

 Blacktop: i was so excited when they added colored labels

3:43 PM so what have you been working on today

3:44 PM Bart: a report on the value of our different websites

  ooo i forgot about those colored labels again

  i should try them out

3:45 PM Blacktop: you will love them

3:48 PM i just looked at your blog

  what’s up with the password protected entry?

 Bart: its kind of a ridiculous post

3:49 PM i only want a few people to be able to see it and definitely not my boss

 Blacktop: oh i see

 Bart: you can check it out if you want

  “friends”

  it’s a little shocking and forthright though

  just to warn you

 Blacktop: ok

3:50 PM wow

3:51 PM that isn’t what i expected!

 Bart: lol

 Blacktop: i’m glad you’re alive

 Bart: told you to be careful…

  haha

  yeah it kind of freaked me out

 Blacktop: that was a very vivid story

 Bart: not sure what actually happened

 Blacktop: i feel like i was there

 Bart: i’m sorry

3:52 PM Blacktop: yeah actually it is kind of scary

 Bart: just a really weird thing… i guess i understand why sometimes they advise people not to have loving unless they are in good shape

3:53 PM Blacktop: but you are in good shape

 Bart: yeah

3:54 PM i don’t think i actually had a heart attack, but it made for a funnier story

  it felt almost like it

  my face and body started going numb for a couple seconds

  then i stood up

  and it went away almost instantly

3:55 PM Blacktop: that is the weirdest thing

  but nothing like that has happened since

  right

 Bart: no

  not since monday

  i will monitor myself more carefully

3:56 PM lol

  weird thing to think

 Blacktop: perhaps you should wear a heart rate monitor

  lol

 Bart: hahaha

  i should get a watch that can do that

  do they make those?

 Blacktop: i think so

3:57 PM Bart: i’m going to buy one online right now

3:58 PM Blacktop: haha seriously?

 Bart: yeah i have wanted one with a stopwatch on it too

  so i can time my sprints

4:00 PM Blacktop: you should go to runnersworld.com

  they review products

 Bart: oo thanks

4:01 PM Blacktop: http://runnersworld.com/article/0,7120,s6-240-321–12350-0,00.html

4:02 PM wow i’m getting sleepy

  i shouldn’t have gone out last night

4:03 PM Bart: what’d u do?

4:04 PM Blacktop: my friend’s grandma gave him $10000 so we celebrated

 Bart: wow

  why’d she do that?

4:05 PM Blacktop: she said she wanted to see him enjoy part of his inheritance while she’s alive

4:06 PM apparently she gave money to everyone in his family

 Bart: wow

  what’d u guys do to celebrate?

 Blacktop: just went out for drinks

  i was home pretty early

  but since thursday is a day when i actually DO have class i was tired today anyway

4:08 PM Bart: ah

40 minutes

4:49 PM Blacktop: i was supposed to be done working out about 3 hours ago

  so i’m going to actually go to the gym now…

 Bart: good call

  what held u back?

  tiredness?

 Blacktop: yeah

  distraction

4:50 PM there were packages for me at the house

  and i said good bye to my friend whose going abroad

  and went to the registrar…

  talked with you…

  lots of fun things

 Bart:

 Blacktop: and tiredness

 Bart: yeah

  i enjoyed our conversation

 Blacktop: me too

 Bart: i’m about to head home too

4:51 PM have a good workout

 Blacktop: thanks!

  have a good night

 Bart: good night