Archive for the ‘Factoids’ Category

Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Message from sender:
Check it, rising healthcare costs solved. God Bless outsourcing.

BUSINESS / WORLD BUSINESS   | October 11, 2006
Union Disrupts Plan to Send Ailing Workers to India for Cheaper Medical Care
By SARITHA RAI
Questions about the quality of overseas health care and the issue of medical liability should anything go wrong caused the United Steelworkers to stop the first test case.

Rambo

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Moham: dude i cant believe Heath Ledger dies

  died

  fucked up

  so many celebrities are dying these days

4:16 PM whats up with that

 me: yeah, it’s pretty weird

  shit’s dropping right and left

 Moham: I know

  it’s really wierd

  btw, I read your article on the us economy

4:17 PM it sounds fucked up

 me: i am about to post another one

4:18 PM shit looks to be headed south worldwide

 Moham: yeah I know. I was watching BBC today and they were talking about it. It has already hit the UK real estate market

4:19 PM and the stock market as well

4:22 PM me: hmmm

  i replied to your comment on my blog

4:23 PM Moham: k let me check it out

  btw, that video of that party girl is so funny

 me: :)

4:25 PM Moham: yeah dude if you look at house prices in phoenix and miami, they dropped a shit load.

4:26 PM I think you should wait a while….after the summee you should start looking into finding repossesed homes

  my uncle who is in cali told me the bansk have a shit loads of them rightnow

4:27 PM you’re right the seattle market is quite steady….but I think you should look into buying in other cities as well…even if its purely for investing

 me: it’s hard to manage properties owned elsewhere, but i am considering it

  I may investigate puyallup

4:29 PM Moham: yeah that’s a good option. Or if you want to buy stocks I suggest you invest in companies that are engaged in real estate in the middle east. especially places like dubai, qatar and bahrain. These companies are making a killing

 me: hmm true

4:31 PM Moham: The fact is that Duabi’s economy and the entire middle east for that matter have oil as backup and that’s one of the most valuable things. As long as they have that they will be rich and there will be aloft of money circulating over there

4:33 PM me: true

  we’ll have to see what happens

 Moham: yeah true

4:34 PM me: dude check out the monkey peeing video i put on my blog

 Moham: k one sec

4:39 PM hahahaha

  thats awesome

  Oh god, Skywoman is taking your report on Heth’s death quite seriously

4:40 PM me: lol

  yeah she’s kind of weird

4:41 PM Moham: dude i think just to fuck with her you should post an articel saying that Heath Ledger was found in his bathtub with a monkey and a yellow painted goat lying next to him. Aparently heath liked to shower with animals and he was petting them in the bathtub wen he suddenly suffered a heart attack

  lol

4:42 PM me: hahahahah

  that would be pretty funny

 Moham: actually Im gonna post that

  one sec

 me: haha

4:46 PM Moham: ok I posted it

 me: hahahaha

  awesoem

 Moham: lol

4:47 PM Skywoman’s gonna be like…my god Moham is so immature

 me: yup

  it’ll be funny though

 Moham: I know…it will be awesome

4:48 PM btw, has she said anything about my ridiculous comments or my behavior?

4:49 PM me: no

  she mentioned it once a couple months ago

4:50 PM Moham: hahaha…what did she say

  I love it

 me: cant remember… something about you being immature i think lol

 Moham: hahahah….so funny

4:51 PM anyways how r things with Skywoman

 me: same as usual

  not dating

  talk a lot

  i’m working on other women

4:52 PM Moham: nice

  did you ever meet her Rambo of an ex-husband

4:53 PM me: nope

  thank god

  lol

 Moham: yea seriously

4:56 PM alright dude. Im gonna go pass out

  its almost 1 am over here

 me: ok

  good night

 Moham: good night dude

  later

 me: later

 

Harm-Stop will Stop At Nothing To Get His Pleasures

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Harm-Stop: Reading a biography of a frenzied writer on his spiraling way down thru alcoholism, narcicism, torrid love affairs and psychological pandamonium I have become a little unnverved myself

9:23 PM where I feel that my own mental health is ever in peril it will look like that, and it isn’t pretty

  dizzying to read

 me: sounds like my life

 Harm-Stop: you know when you read something so embarassing you blush

 me: ha really?

9:24 PM Harm-Stop: that is the feeling

  I don’t buy into the tragic, but shit

  how much would it suck to be going out of control like that

  and sometimes, on the borders of a hangover, and seeing the next night on the horizon I’m thinking when we are 30 we might start to go jagged at the seams

9:25 PM let loose in ways we don’t premeditate

9:26 PM me: hahaha

  i know how that feels

  blacked out last night

  almost

  brown out

9:27 PM and am planning on drinking again tomorrow night..

  it never ends

 Harm-Stop: I think I’m cutting back in absolute amounts

  but, I have less and less control once I start

 me: haha

9:28 PM Harm-Stop: I’m glad we both staved off the yea partying

  that’s like a little capfull of gas thrown into the fire

 me: yeah… we could be in some shit if we continued down that path

  when was the last time you did it now?

9:29 PM Harm-Stop: only once since being down here

  in a year

 me: 1 sec phone

 Harm-Stop: that’s nothing

 

2008 Lunch Series Through UW

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Now in its 18th year, the CEO Lunch series features CEOs of companies in a dynamic program that attracts a wide range of Foster School of Business alumni and members of the Puget Sound business community. Join us for the four events in this year’s series beginning with on February 12th with Larry Flax of California Pizza Kitchen!

2008 Series Schedule:

Larry FlaxFebruary 12 – “From Court to Kitchen”
Larry Flax, ‘64
California Pizza Kitchen

Tod LeiwekeMarch 4 – “Business and Opportunities of Professional Sports”"
Tod Leiweke
Vulcan Sports & Entertainment, Seattle Seahawks, First & Goal, Inc.

Robert W. CreminApril 1 – “Esterline Explained – A Velocity Game”
Robert W. Cremin
Esterline Technologies

Scott E. CarsonMay 6 – “Boeing Commercial Airplanes – Strategies and Challenges”"
Scott E. Carson, ‘85
The Boeing Company


When: Tuesdays, Feb. 12, March 4, April 1, May 6, 2008. Noon – 1:30 p.m.

You may also register by calling the UW Alumni Association at 206-543-0540 or 1-800-AUW-ALUM.

Read more about the speakers and register online at the 2008 CEO Lunch Series site

Justin’s Thing

Monday, February 25th, 2008

My garlic story is below.  The password for all of my protected posts is .

http://www.blog.joelx.com/the-unbearable-scent/415/

Do you want me to just come over right after work or what?  Also, what is your address?

Yes, thank you. I also passed it around my office.  You are going to come over at 6:30-7:00 pm right???  My address is

Your blog is distracting me.  I am now reading about you and your brothers.  I like the bath tub illustration- that’s really great, Joel.

See  you tonight.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UW Alumni Reception

Sunday, February 24th, 2008

Please join Michael G. Foster School of Business alumni and staff for a special reception with Dean Jiambalvo.

Meet the dean and network with fellow Foster School Huskies while enjoying appetizers and beverages. During the reception, the Foster School will honor members of the class of 1958, celebrating their 50 year anniversary as business school alumni.

When: Thursday, February 21, 6 – 8 p.m.
Where: Broadmoor Golf Club, 2340 Broadmoor Drive E., Seattle
Cost: $10 General Admission

More information and online registration…

You can also register by calling the UWAA at 206-543-0540 or 1-800-AUW-ALUM. Space is limited and registration price increases at the door, so please register early!Attire for the event is business casual.

Read more and register on the Alumni Reception with the Dean page:
https://go.washington.edu/uwaa/events/200802bus_dean_reception/details.tcl

Practice makes Perfection

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

I would love to teach you new techniques and the man you around, Superio. But first I need to get over my horrible, tendency to be overly self conscience- It makes me too shy and reserved (not good bedroom qualities). You might be able to help with that- or maybe I could have a bottle of wine…or vodka before I arrive tomorrow (that may do the trick). I also want you to be very open w/ me and tell me what you like as well.

 

I can be really domineering, so watch out!

 

Here is a good meditation for the day:  ‘Practice makes perfect’  – a quote by Faraway Walters

 

THank you for your thoughts/comments below.  You are sweet.

 

- Faraway

- Hide quoted text -

 

On 2/13/08, Super Man < wrote:

I do have more to learn in the bedroom and I look forward to your tutelage, Grandmaster. You will find me a willing and eager student with a deep thirst for knowledge… Seriously, I do want you to tell me what you like and how I can better please you.

I like going to cafe’s with you, I have been getting a lot done.  When I just do things on my own at home, I am more easily distracted.  Looking forward to being able to cuddle with you and smooch gives me motivation and keeps me happy as I work.  Of course, my work yesterday consisted of a ridiculous prenup lol.

I think that we both had very different ideas about the other person when we first started hanging out… and I know I’ve been very pleasantly surprised.  I had heard that you were a bitch who had been toying with poor Sandy, whereas you had heard that I was a ridiculous meathead from Sandy himself.  Fortunately, you have shown yourself to be the opposite- really generous, fun and kind person to those that you care about.  I feel like a lucky man to be able to spend time with you.  :)

I can’t wait for lunch, I’m feeling soo tired.

Superio


On Feb 13, 2008 11:06 AM, Faraway Walters < wrote:

You said that you were less expereinced in bed, so I didn’t find any harm in calling you a novice. 

 

You are reallly nasty ( ”…silky like a whore’s panties”) How do you come  up with this stuff??  I am starting to question whether I should be concerned by your really sick/dark humor, or just conitnue to laugh and be light hearted. 

 

I am glad to hear that I am not so bad either. But I do feel that our sex life can be even better (you wouldn’t know, novice). 

 

Thank you for making me laugh-  you are wonderful.

 

-Faraway

On 2/13/08, Super Man < > wrote:

I’m super sleepy too.  I think a lunchtime nap will definitely be in order today.

What is this novice in bed B.S.?!?!  I am the God of Sex!  Hahaha

Hmm… I suppose I am a pretty good topic, aren’t I?  I’ll just continue in this vein for awhile.  My hair is smooth and silky like a whore’s panties, my eyes are deep wells of life, my breasts are like mighty mountains and my cock is Excalibur (buried cold stone)…. That probably didn’t make a whole lot of sense.  I need a nap.

You aren’t half bad yourself, I suppose.  I have a lot of fun spending time with you, joking, cuddling and snuggling.  And the sex is grrrrreat!

I think I am having hallucinations of sleep right now… not good.

Dinner tomorrow would be wonderful.  I’ll be looking forward to it.

Super


On Feb 13, 2008 9:42 AM, Faraway Walters > wrote:

Hi Super,

 

How are you feeling???????  I am super tired, and cannot wait until this dreadful day is over so I can sleep.   

 

Now on to a better topic, YOU.  I definitely do not want to flatter you (we both know you don’t deserve or need it), but I absolutely love being w/ you. I am amazed by how sweet, charming, smart and witty you are- it’s been quite a wonderful, shocking surprise getting to know you! Ha ha!

 

Maybe, betraying Sandy and loosing his respect will pay off?  The risk has certainly been worth it so far.  (you are amazing in bed, by the way- especially for a novice). 

 

I can’t wait to see you tomorrow- would you like me to make dinner? If  so how do you feel about Greek?

 

Faraway

 

 

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Friday, February 22nd, 2008

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Quick Convo

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

me: how was the flight back to china?

8:24 AM leerer: not bad

8:25 AM hung the fuck over

  but not too bad

  lost my bags in canada

  i have just now put on a fresh pair of the underwear

  i feel great

  now i need more sleep

 me: lol

 leerer: we shall speak of many things soon my love

 me: sounds good

  sleep tight

  mr. right

How to determine Site Rezoning

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

10:06 AM me: dude

  i’m redoing that business practice site with ur stories on them

  u mind if i link to it from the pseudonyms “plato” page?

  also, my blog doesn’t show up in the search results for ur name anymore

10:08 AM Flaker: I don’t care as long as my name doesn’t appear anywhere in any of it.

10:10 AM And number 4 down on google for me is your blog

10:11 AM 2 down if you use quotes



14 minutes

10:25 AM me: ah

  fixed an issue with it

  should be okay

The New Site Goes Live

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

me: i had your name in the title tag, that’s why it was still showing up in google

  it shouldn’t do that anymore

12:02 PM redid your site

  http://www.businesspractice.org/

  you likey?

12:03 PM Flaker: Much more professional.

12:04 PM me: thanks

12:05 PM aren’t u glad u gave me these before ur computer crashed?

12:06 PM Flaker: I gave you those after my computer crashed, they were the ones that I had emailed to myself.

 me: oh

Discussion of the Carbonner

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

So I was bored at work the other day and decided to google myself. Low and behold I came across a blog including me and Ryan Faher in Mr. Carbonner’s class from 9th grade.  Lets just say I laughed a lot. Good times man.

Hahahah… nice.  U should read my blog if you want at work and leave comments.  I always respond to all the comments made.  How’s life and the job search going?

Mao Tse Tung Gets Respect

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008

Moham: dude u there

 me: yeah about to leave though

  i repleid to some of those comments u just left

 Moham: Im just about to head off to bed but I wanted you to read this

 me: what?

 Moham: Mao Tse-tung founded the People’s Republic of China in 1949. He was one of the founders of the Chinese Communist party in 1921. In 1915 Mao attended university in Changsa, China where he wrote the longest recorded graphite, criticizing the Chinese school system and current state of Chinese society. His graphite consisted of more than 4000 Chinese characters. Mao Tse-tung was married four times and he believed that having sex with virgins “would help to restore and reinvigorate a man’s health and vigor”. Mao was responsible for more than 30 millions deaths mostly from hunger and starvation.

5:48 PM hahahaha…

  I love the virgin part

 me: hahahahhah

  awesome

  he’s my personal role model

 Moham: mine too

5:49 PM I read your religion article as well. some funny ass thing son there

 me: thanks

 Moham: I love the one that said “God doesn’t kill people, people who believe in God do”…..hahahhaha so true

5:50 PM me: hahahaha

  yup

  religious believers are fucking crazy fanatics

5:51 PM Moham: anyways dude…im gonna go pass out

  I’ll ttyl

 me: later

  have a good night

 Moham: thanks, you too dude. later