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me: back from lunch now

 Moham: sweet

6 minutes

1:29 PM Moham: how was lunch

  what did Skywoman say

 me: we sat there and talked for awhile

  she is pretty damn smart

1:30 PM Moham: how?

 me: if she was 10 years younger and had no kid, i would definitely still be with her

1:31 PM she has a lot of wisdom

  about people and our interactions and the world

  and she kept making me laugh

  i may be doing something stupid

  but

  i’m gonna stick with it for now

1:33 PM it kinda sucks because i fell in love with her despite my best efforts….

 Moham: really….you fell for her

1:34 PM I didnt think you loved her

 me: you spend that much time with someone and it happens

  i don’t regret it

1:35 PM i had a lot of fun and she is an amazing person

  it just cant work for us at this point

1:36 PM Moham: what did she say though? was she depressed

 me: yeah

  she cried a little

  we took a shot of tequila before we came back to work

 Moham: nice

 me: she was joking around about stuff, but i could tell she was hurt

1:37 PM she just sent me a text saying she is blocking me from IM and her phone for now

 Moham: what….that’s a little extreme

 me: nah it makes sense

1:38 PM i had to do it with tower… otherwise u just keep calling and texting and messaging

  i hope this isn’t something i end up regretting

1:39 PM Moham: dude you did the right thing. She is older than you AND she has a kid

  you have no future with this woman…unless you plan on marrying her and being a step dad

 me: yeah, i know

  thats why i did it

  i don’t mind the kid

1:40 PM but the age thing is tough

  the only problem with the kid is that i would have to move to the suburbs

  which i dont want to do

 Moham: dude….the age thing is the least of your worries…r u kidding mugger responsibilitye…the kid is def a much b

 me: yeah

1:41 PM i should come and work for you and your dad in london

1:42 PM Moham: lol. well right now we are not doing anything in London. we might get this project in the persian gulf….a huge development project

  however we wont find out for a while

1:44 PM if I see a job opening for you I will def let you knwo so you can come out for sure

 me: alright

  man i hate dealing with this crap

  way easier when the girl breaks up with me

  i feel bad for her

 Moham: if we do the excahnge company thing and decide to branch out to London then I will def have you come out and work with us

1:45 PM me: awesome

  how’s your love life been doing?

 Moham: alright. There is this cute irish girl that wants to fuck me but I can’t be bothered

1:46 PM me: why’s that?

1:49 PM Moham: cause I’d rather go out, get hammered and find a hot one night stand and never talk to her again

1:50 PM me: haha

  hmmm

  was honey your last relationship?

1:51 PM Moham: no I dated a girl here in brighton for two weeks. then I broke up with her but we are still friends

1:52 PM me: two weeks isn’t a relationship lol

  i barely call it a relationship 3 months in

  you should put yourself back out there

1:53 PM even though i’m hurting right now, i would do it again with her in a heartbeat even knowing how it went

  sex is so much better in a relationsihp

  it improves as you get to know the person and their body

  plus its a lot of fun

  and you learn a lot about life

  what do you think?

1:55 PM Moham: one sec..brb

 me: k

7 minutes

2:02 PM Moham: no I agree but I just don’t like to have my emotional well being dependent on another human being

2:03 PM I think love is over rated, old, and not very durable. Love is chemically no different than eating huge amount of chocolate…

2:04 PM me: lol 1 sec

12 minutes

2:17 PM me: alright

  back now

 

me: lift tonight?

 Flaker: Aren’t we having dinner tonight?

10:48 AM me: no, i think that’s tomorrow

 Flaker: oh, alright, sure then.

 me: right?

  i could be wrong

  hmm….

 Flaker: should probably find out.

 me: I’m sure ians in bed

  but i’ll try

5 minutes

10:54 AM Flaker: Let me know what you find out. You see the thing about the art robbery? I think I should become an art thief. Problem is you’ve got to find someone to buy that stuff before you steal it, it’s not like you can shop it around. Tell you what you make a lot of money and buy what I steal.

10:56 AM me: lol

  great deal

10:57 AM I’ll instantly turn you over to the authorities

  it’ll be more entertaining to watch you be cellmates with lysol then to look at a picasso

10:58 AM Flaker: hahaha, but I’ll be cutting a deal telling them that I was only stealing it cause you placed an order for it, they’ll be more interested at getting at the money behind the operation.

5 minutes

11:03 AM me: lol

  fuck

  i’m pissed off

11:04 AM faraway gave me a damned hickie

  in a very obvious place on my neck

  and first thing that happened when i got to work was someone asked “is that a hickei?”

  faraway had lent me some concealer

  so i tried putting it on and another coworker commented on it

  and so i decided to be preemptive

11:05 AM Flaker: hahahaha, too high up to just button up your collar, maybe put on a tie?

 me: and tell Skywoman i made a bet with you on my birthday that you couldn’t get a random girl to give me a hickie and lost

  i dont think she bought it

 Flaker: hahahaha

 me: she said, “that’s nice, you’re an idiot”

  and signed off

11:06 AM awkward

 Flaker: well this may help you maintain your broken up status.

 me: probably

11:07 AM it’s going to make her hate me

  and make work really awkward

11:08 AM no much to high for that

11:09 AM Flaker: well, that’ll be fun. You don’t really see her at work that much unless you try to though, do you?

11:10 AM me: no

  she sits in the office next to mine

11:11 AM and we have daily meetings for a half hour

11:14 AM Flaker: well maybe this will be a valuable example of why people say you shouldn’t date people at your place of work.

11:15 AM me: yes yes, i know

  i still enjoyed it though

 

me: fuck  fuck

 

  they mention me by name and use quotes from my blog

4:50 PM Jeremy: so?

4:51 PM me: i should not be the one quoted

  i didn’t know him that well

18 minutes

5:09 PM Jeremy: your problems are small in comparison to his

5:11 PM the poor guy

5:12 PM me: yeah

  true

Faraway,

I thought about sending you one of those cheesy Valentine e-papers as a joke, but after looking at some of them and hearing the awful music and cheesy graphics, I decided an email would be better.  Did Sandy awaken you this morning with a bundle of roses, a box of chocolates and sweet professions of his undying love?  That would be hilarious.  What do you think we should do tonight?  Celebrate African history month?

I am still deeply contemplating that quote from yesterday- “Practice makes Perfect”… The more I think about it the bigger the grin on my face gets.   I am really looking forward to moving from a “novice” to a “pro”… this should be way more fun than football practice ever was lol.

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!!

Super

On Wed, Feb 13, 2008 at 1:53 PM, Faraway Walters < wrote:

I would love to teach you new techniques and the man you around, Superio. But first I need to get over my horrible, tendency to be overly self conscience- It makes me too shy and reserved (not good bedroom qualities). You might be able to help with that- or maybe I could have a bottle of wine…or vodka before I arrive tomorrow (that may do the trick). I also want you to be very open w/ me and tell me what you like as well.

 

I can be really domineering, so watch out!

 

Here is a good meditation for the day:  ‘Practice makes perfect’  – a quote by Faraway Walters

 

THank you for your thoughts/comments below.  You are sweet.

 

- Faraway

 

On 2/13/08, Super Man < wrote:

I do have more to learn in the bedroom and I look forward to your tutelage, Grandmaster. You will find me a willing and eager student with a deep thirst for knowledge… Seriously, I do want you to tell me what you like and how I can better please you.

I like going to cafe’s with you, I have been getting a lot done.  When I just do things on my own at home, I am more easily distracted.  Looking forward to being able to cuddle with you and smooch gives me motivation and keeps me happy as I work.  Of course, my work yesterday consisted of a ridiculous prenup lol.

I think that we both had very different ideas about the other person when we first started hanging out… and I know I’ve been very pleasantly surprised.  I had heard that you were a bitch who had been toying with poor Sandy, whereas you had heard that I was a ridiculous meathead from Sandy himself.  Fortunately, you have shown yourself to be the opposite- really generous, fun and kind person to those that you care about.  I feel like a lucky man to be able to spend time with you. 

I can’t wait for lunch, I’m feeling soo tired.

Superio

On Feb 13, 2008 11:06 AM, Faraway Walters < wrote:

You said that you were less expereinced in bed, so I didn’t find any harm in calling you a novice. 

 

You are reallly nasty ( ”…silky like a whore’s panties”) How do you come  up with this stuff??  I am starting to question whether I should be concerned by your really sick/dark humor, or just conitnue to laugh and be light hearted. 

 

I am glad to hear that I am not so bad either. But I do feel that our sex life can be even better (you wouldn’t know, novice). 

 

Thank you for making me laugh-  you are wonderful.

 

-Faraway

On 2/13/08, Super Man < wrote:

I’m super sleepy too.  I think a lunchtime nap will definitely be in order today.

What is this novice in bed B.S.?!?!  I am the God of Sex!  Hahaha

Hmm… I suppose I am a pretty good topic, aren’t I?  I’ll just continue in this vein for awhile.  My hair is smooth and silky like a whore’s panties, my eyes are deep wells of life, my breasts are like mighty mountains and my cock is Excalibur (buried cold stone)…. That probably didn’t make a whole lot of sense.  I need a nap.

You aren’t half bad yourself, I suppose.  I have a lot of fun spending time with you, joking, cuddling and snuggling.  And the sex is grrrrreat!

I think I am having hallucinations of sleep right now… not good.

Dinner tomorrow would be wonderful.  I’ll be looking forward to it.

Super

On Feb 13, 2008 9:42 AM, Faraway Walters < wrote:

Hi Super,

 

How are you feeling???????  I am super tired, and cannot wait until this dreadful day is over so I can sleep.   

 

Now on to a better topic, YOU.  I definitely do not want to flatter you (we both know you don’t deserve or need it), but I absolutely love being w/ you. I am amazed by how sweet, charming, smart and witty you are- it’s been quite a wonderful, shocking surprise getting to know you! Ha ha!

 

Maybe, betraying Sandy and loosing his respect will pay off?  The risk has certainly been worth it so far.  (you are amazing in bed, by the way- especially for a novice). 

 

I can’t wait to see you tomorrow- would you like me to make dinner? If  so how do you feel about Greek?

 

Faraway

 

me: faraway says dump the coug

 Sandy: why’s that

 me: faraway says she used scare tactics to get back together with you

11:19 AM faraway says you’re 23 and she’s 36 and you have no experience in life and you have no experience with other women

  which is really imporant

11:20 AM Sandy: how’s that? I’ve dated half a dozen women in the last few years.

11:21 AM and I’ve been racking up all kinds of life experiences along the way.

11:23 AM me: faraway says what girlfriends have you had? ashley?

11:24 AM faraway says she loves you and she cares about u

11:25 AM Sandy: ashley laurel allison

11:26 AM me: was ashley or allison ever actually your g/f>

  faraway says whatever it doesn’t matter

11:27 AM anyways

  what are you up to?

11:28 AM Sandy: um, is that you asking, or her?

  if it’s her, tell her she can IM me.

 me: this is me

  Super now

11:29 AM Sandy: things are great

 me: u playing tennis today?

11:30 AM Sandy: hadn’t planned on it; why, you want to play?

 me: maybe

  i have to go buy mace first

  and a shotgun

 Sandy: there’s a court half a block from my house

11:31 AM you bring mace, I’ll bring my nine and a butterfly knife.

 me: lol

11:36 AM i think i will be able to play tennis with you

  where r u?

 Sandy: what do you mean?

 me: a coffee shop or what?

11:37 AM Sandy: oh I get it. you lazy bum. I’m at work.

11:40 AM me: oh lol

11:41 AM that sucks

  you didn’t have the day off?

  yeah, i’m with faraway… she’s been sitting here telling me all morning she doesn’t like heather lol

  so i told her to tell u

  and she did

11:42 AM i was hoping to play tennis now

  it’ll be dark at 430

 Sandy: oh keep going. I want to understand this more; she’s been unusually catty lately, and I’m not quite sure why

16 minutes

11:59 AM Sandy: ?

 me: she says that she doesn’t like heather and she thinks heather is ingenuine and she doesn’t like heather’s company. she doesn’t want heather as a roommate

12:00 PM she says she cant pretend to like or respect heather if she is around heather too much

12:01 PM she says she doesn’t respect heather because heather is crazy and acts like a 16 year old girl

  faraway says women heathers age should have a husband and a baby and that is exactly what heather wants so you should watch out

12:03 PM Sandy: I don’t see what’s not to respect. she’s fresh out of school; shes’s got an amazing job, which she’s great at; she spends all her time educating and enjoying herself.

12:05 PM me: Super says do what makes u happy. faraway says she’s chasing a 23 year old because she cant get anything else and she’s scary and cant do any better

12:06 PM Sandy: well, I’d agree with that. most girls would be hard-pressed to do better than me.

 me: haha good response

  faraway said that

12:07 PM Sandy: Faraway’s argument seems to hinge on the theory that I’m not awesome.

 me: that’s not what she’s saying

12:08 PM she’s saying the opposite… u can and should do better

 Sandy: I haven’t found another girl who can rival her intelligence or depth.

 me: Super thinks u should get back with alison till u find something better

  or

  stick with her than- Super

  if she makes u happy

 Sandy: allison wasn’t as interesting

 me: then i think it is good

12:09 PM i think its sorta romantic

  faraway hates it

12:10 PM are u guys looking for a house to move into together?

 Sandy: it’s an idea

12:11 PM me: is there going to be a little “Hesandy” coming soon?

 Sandy: no.

  she knows I’d kick her at the first sign

12:12 PM me: hahaha

6 minutes

12:19 PM Sandy: tell faraway I’ll leave Heather when she drops that ridiculous frat guy she’s always hanging around with now.

12:20 PM me: lol

 

Oyster: do you want to come over tonight to my house in spanaway, spider and meghan are coming as well

  not tonight…tomorrow night

  sorry i am tired lol

 me: hmmm

  maybe

 Oyster: 7 pm

7:30 PM 16803 14th avenue south spanaway WA

  maybe you could ride with spider and meghan

  we will have good food and watch a movie on our 37inch

5 minutes

7:35 PM Oyster: you can even drink all our cheap wine

7:36 PM me: lol

  i dont know, you live too far away

  we’ll see

  call me tomorrow at 4pm

7:37 PM Oyster: ride the 586 bus with me down from seattle and i will get you to the bus stop in the morning…you can spend the night tomorrow and commute back up with me

 me: dude, that sounds awful

  i hate commuting

  how about if u guys come visit me

 Oyster: lol

 me: u will already be up here

7:38 PM u, spider, meghan and heather can all come up

 Oyster: no we have a new house dog and ring

  sorry they are coming down here

 me: u have a dog now too?

7:39 PM Oyster: had one for a while a mini pincher

 me: god

  u got sucked in

  ridiculous

  u r only 19

  shakes head

 Oyster: 2o

 me: close enough

 Oyster: 20

 me: little kid

  poor decision

7:40 PM u shouldn’t marry for 10 more years

  why are u getting married and getting a dog and a house?!?1

  u get sex

  u get love

  u get a relationship

  what do u get by tying yourself down?

 Oyster: lol

  ttyl

 me: retard

  answer my questions

 

Hi Son,

 

How are things going with you?  Stinkeye or Tank, showed me your blog regarding your friend, Fred.  That was really sad, but it only verifies my belief that you are a gifted writer, even if he was well-known, you are a good writer.

 

How is work going?

 

Stinkeye has been here sick the past couple of days, has a red sore throat, no voice left and a temperature, besides being crabby!  He misses you and looks up to you alot.  I think he was hoping, as I was, that when you were down at B & G’s for your birthday, you would swing by and see us.  You have done something that has really benefitted him and I will let you know about it when I see you.

 

Claude is getting ready for a stint at Harborview-the VA, after 27 years, is finally going to fix their screw up on his right leg which causes his limp and him to be two inches shorter on one side.  27 years ago, in Cally, when he was in the Marines,they put an experimental cast on his leg after he broke his femur in PT-consequently,they left it on too long and the leg shrivelled and did not heal right.  Now, supposedly, they have recognized  “the error of their ways” and because they don’t have a qualified physician to do it at the Seattle VA, they are going to pay for a qualified ortho doctor at Harborview to rebreak and reset his femur sometime in the next two to three months.  They said it will actually give him some height back.

 

We are saving and looking for a house to move to and rent.  We have had our rent raised twice in the last 4 to 6 months.  Our lease was only a one year lease.

Well, just wanted to say hi and tell you I love you-we all do.

 

Flyer

 

eremy: you should know

  I saw something spectacular this weekend

  the single best event for spying the best dressed/ best style/ and high percentage of attractive babies
Santa Monica Convention Center LA Art Show
prestigious art galleries brought their best stuff for sale
It was modern art, – which is not always my fav
way more interesting were the babies
beautifully coiffed
trim slim, rich
it was like being in a garage full of perfect classic sports cars
Sent at 11:23 AM on Monday

 me: what’s that?

  haha

  nice

11:26 AM Harm-Stop: one might be able to sit in the corner watch the crowd and cum in their pants

 me: lol

  get any #s?

 Harm-Stop: nope unfortunately

  just watched and smiled

11:27 AM me: intimidated?

 Harm-Stop: a little

11:28 AM many professionals

  collectors, and gallery people

 me: cool

 Harm-Stop: it was just amazing how beautifully/ artfully dressed everyone was

  you don’t see that every day

11:29 AM perfectly tailored/ perfect skin/ hair/ expensive, but artfully put together

  felt like I was at the Great Gatsby mansion

11:30 AM me: wow

  u take pictures?

 Harm-Stop: nope

11:31 AM I should have

  shamelessly

  snapped a hundred

11:32 AM me: u should’ve

 Harm-Stop: oh

11:33 AM also went to the first party where people were doing Heroin

  fucking H man

  artists party in Hollywood in a big house

11:34 AM doing yea in the bathroom, and H in the bedroom

  I did neither

 me: wow

 Harm-Stop: there was Robin Williams daughter

  and some other young actor that went to school with L

  guess he’s blowing up

11:35 AM me: wow

 Harm-Stop: so L stole this hot shit actor guys g/f

  he’s been dating her for a year

 me: how?

  really?

11:36 AM Harm-Stop: then this guy turned gay

 me: hahahah

  awesome

10 minutes

11:46 AM Harm-Stop: sweet

  it’s snowing in Seattle too

11:47 AM my friend in Portland said they got snow overnight

  we received more rain in the last week, than the past year

  I think it’s only like 4 inches

  but it was fun

  dumped in a short period of time

11 minutes

11:59 AM me: that’s cool

  that’s cool

 Harm-Stop: so what made your godliness kick in this weekend?

12:00 PM kill an evangelist with a bowling pin?

12:01 PM me: huh?

 

This Saturday, Tara and I will be moving from the tranquil, rhododendron-lined glade that is North Capitol Hill, to the gritty, stray bullet city life that awaits us in the Central District.  I’m excited, if you can’t tell; I feel like Frodo, setting off from the Shire… for, well, Mordor.  But it’s a really nice townhome; really!

Anyway, if you or someone you know wants to come earn some brownie points, and potentially some actual brownies (yes, I will be bribing you with food and drink; definitely plenty of drinks), we would love your help anytime from noon to midnight.

Thank you so much; I appreciate it.