I found an interesting story about the Bosley Medical company today! Bosley Medical is involved in hair loss prevention and even has surgery to help. Bosley Medical will transplant hairs and follicles from the sides and back of a person head to the top to try and cover up balding patches. Other people go to Bosley Medical to try to gain use of some of their huge supply of cremes and potions that are FDA approved for preventing and stopping baldness. Bosley Medical is on the cutting edge of hair loss prevention.
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I have been enjoying myself in Seattle. I am still working at Light Gizmo as a Business Analyst right next to Qwest Field. I have a new apartment too, it is very cheap but not very pere and my roommates are not clean people, unfortunately. But it’s okay, since I am saving so much money and am going to be able to pay down my school loans quickly.
Doughnuts Says Funny Things
Monday, March 3rd, 2008me: ugh, i hate waiting on the phone for companies
9:28 PM Doughnuts: who are you waiting for? that’s so frustrating
me: godaddy.com
trying to fix my account login
and also a domain forwarding issue
9:29 PM Doughnuts: fun
me: 1 sec
got him
9:30 PM Doughnuts: k i’m going to get ready for bed brb
me: k
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9:44 PM Doughnuts: hey
did they fix your problem?
9:47 PM me: still talking to the dude
9:50 PM alright finished
i have to wait for an hour to see if the fix worked…. gay
9:51 PM probably just go to bed soon
you are about to crash yourself?
9:52 PM Doughnuts: yeah i’ll probably go to sleep soon
me: what’d you do today? it was all classes, right?
Doughnuts: yeah i had all three…they were pretty good actually
9:53 PM my physiological psych class isn’t spectacular…the professor just sort of sounds like a student doing a powerpoint presentation
but my other two classes are great
i love my econ professor
me: oh that sucks, i hate that
econ is fun
Doughnuts: and atwood and ondaatje is really cool so far too
me: especially with all the crazy stuff in the economy today
and recently
Doughnuts: yeah its the perfect time to be taking econ
9:54 PM me: did your professor talk about the economy at all?
Doughnuts: we talked about it at the start of class
we usually do current events at the beginning
and today there was lots of discussion
9:55 PM he personally thinks lowering the interest rate is sort of an artificial fix
me: it is
Doughnuts: and tax cuts can backfire too…if people don’t spend the money
me: staving off the crash a little bit longer
yeah
what do you think about it?
9:56 PM Doughnuts: i don’t know actually…i’m definitely a beginner in econ b/c this is only my second class, so my understanding of these issues basically comes from my professor’s opinion and the news
9:57 PM i guess i just don’t fully understand how
the sub prime housing loans were able to have such a widespread effect…or are there other things causing this potential recession
9:58 PM me: subprime is the tip of the lending iceberg
subprime are people who can barely afford their loans
and so they are the first to get squished in the bank changes crunch
9:59 PM but if there is a continued lack of bank changes to people and businesses, a hell of a lot more people and companies and governments will begin to go bankrupt
the government will try to stop it by pumping cash into the economy, causing inflation
starts a vicious cycle in which the economy could eventually overheat and collapse
10:01 PM Doughnuts: but is it really “pumping cash” into the economy…i thought the idea was that less cash is being set aside for the federal government, returning it to consumers so they’re more likely to spend
are you saying that causes the economy to overheat
10:02 PM me: the government just prints cash
they are already running a one and half billion dollar annual deficit
10:03 PM Doughnuts: wow
me: oops
it’s actually half a trillion
lol
my numbers are a little off
10:04 PM Doughnuts: that’s interesting, i didn’t realize that deficit and national debt are different
10:05 PM me: yeah
deficit is just the deficiency each year
Doughnuts: so when clinton balanced the budget did he eliminate the deficit or the debt
me: he did neither
the debt stands at 9 trillion
10:06 PM and he counted income the government pays itself on the social security trust funds as a true income… whereas it’s just more debt
he supposedly had balanced the deficit
but it was really just a cheap accounting gimmick… but it was better than anyone had done for quite some time
10:07 PM our generation and the following generations are going to have to pay very dearly for our parents and grandparents consumption
10:08 PM for the rest of our lives were going to either have to pay back what they spent on themselves or face economic ruin
unpleasant.. they definitely aren’t the supposed “greatest generations”… they screwed everyone who is following them
10:09 PM Doughnuts: so before “the greatest generation” there was no national debt
10:10 PM me: there was none to speak of before FDR and all of his policiies
he tried to use deficit spending to dig his way out of the great depression, and when that failed he took us to war, which did help
and then ever since then people have used deficit spending to get things they wanted… only they did it on a nationwide scale, so it hid their greed
10:11 PM they had the korean war, vietnam war, iraq wars 1 & 2, social security, medicare, welfare, extensive regulatory agencies, massive prison system, the drug war, etc. etc.
10:12 PM and now the dollar is beginning to fall and people globally are starting to realize that many of their own economies are attached to ours and could crash
10:13 PM that’s why germany, japan and many other countries saw their financial markets slide 6-7% down in two days- a huge decline
ours would’ve crashed harder if it wasn’t for the massive fed funds rate cut
but that will only hold the inevitable at bay for a while longer
10:14 PM Doughnuts: what is the inevitable
me: i think we have somewhere between 6-20 years before we have a massive collapse that will make the great depression look pretty cheery
it could come sooner
but right now we have $150k in debt for every man woman and child in the US
10:15 PM and the day will come when no one will give us bank changes anymore
right now china, india and the oil countries are pumping trillions into our economy helping us stay afloat… but eventually they’ll see we cant pay and will stop
10:16 PM it’ll actually be a really fast process… people will sit there asking how did this happen?
but they have been too lazy and bored to listen to all the economists who have been saying it will for the last 70 years
sorry about my giant lecture
lol
i probably have bored u to tears
10:17 PM Doughnuts: no you haven’t
but i’m going to remember this stuff and ask professor keeler what he things
thinks
luckily gmail never forgets anything…
10:18 PM so normally
when people say the economy is “strong” they’re not taking national debt into account at all
?
10:19 PM me: the economy (production & consumption) can do very well
but eventually you have to pay the piper
Doughnuts: oh ok
me: you can put him off for a long time
simplest way to look at it
is think of having a bank changes paper when you are 18 and stupid
10:20 PM and going out and spending and buying yourself tons of clothes, a car, csandy, movies, etc.
Doughnuts: right
me: 2 years later you are $20k in debt
and no one will give you more money
and there are big men with tire irons coming to break your legs
lol
10:22 PM Doughnuts: hmmm
i don’t even know what to say now
me: say, “what do i do?”
Doughnuts: what do i do?
me: run for the hills
lol
buy things
10:23 PM your dollars won’t do that pretty soon
everyone criticizes the american consumer, saying he should save more
and stop buying everything
why save worthless paper?
10:24 PM i personally am putting my money in foreign mutual funds
and am applying for an options trading account with scottrade so i can short sell stocks
Doughnuts: oooh tricky
10:25 PM you should use morningstar to find those mutual funds…
me: hahaha
okey dokey
Doughnuts: i can get you a discount
me: u should send me free insider info
Doughnuts: when i have insider info i will
10:26 PM they sent an email “newsletter” today
me: exciting
whatd it say?
Doughnuts: they’re going to send out the list of everyone in the development program soon
it wasn’t that interesting
10:27 PM it listed recent achievements of morningstar employees
me: “john milked the cow”
“mary helped him”
Doughnuts: and then had some random information about the “social lives” of development program participants
me: social lives?
Doughnuts: but i think the people they interviewed weren’t describing their real social lives
because it was like
“biking by the river!”
“museums!”
10:28 PM i could be wrong though, maybe i will be very cultured next year
and most of my socializing will occur in daylight hours?
10:29 PM still its nice that the company is trying to get us excited
they sent me a guide to chicago over christmas
me: lol
are you still keeping your job options open and looking at other companies?
10:30 PM Doughnuts: no i signed the contract
and cancelled my other interviews
well i went to one other interview because they’d bought me a plane ticket to seattle
but after that i was done
10:31 PM i was motivated to find something early because
i felt like if i didn’t have a job at graduation
i would inevitably end up back in seattle
i love seattle but i still feel like i want to explore for awhile and then go back to the northwest to “settle down”
10:32 PM me: yeah?
Doughnuts: and if i moved to seattle after graduation i would look for a job, and probably find one…and just stay there
me: probably true
it’s what i’ve done so far
lol
Doughnuts: well i think where you go to school is a huge determinant of where you look for jobs
being in ohio made it pretty natural for me to look in chicago
10:33 PM and we also have these interview days in dc, boston, new york, and philadelphia
so i probably would have ended up in one of those cities
10:34 PM do any east coast companies recruit at UW
me: yeah
companies from all over the country do
Doughnuts: yeah that makes sense
kenyon is so under the radar it kind of sucks
me: bank of america, chevron, exxon, goldman sachs, merrilll lynch
10:35 PM Doughnuts: that’s definitely a huge advantage of bigger school
me: u should force companies to compete for you.. keep doing interviews… i think you’ll find you can double your current salary offer
10:36 PM Doughnuts: really? i doubt that
me: 1 sec phone
10:38 PM Doughnuts: k
10:40 PM me: yeah i think you can
10:41 PM Doughnuts: i would agree with you if i was an econ major with a 4.0 and million internships behind me
also i think its too late
10:42 PM because interviews are finishing up
me: no no and no
lol
u really can
u have a great resume
Doughnuts: lol
thanks
me: u have done a lot of good stuff
10:43 PM sorority president
greek council
u can get more jobs
Doughnuts: but i already took one…
me: you can continue to interview
it’s not like u r cheating
if u find one, accept it
and tell these people sorry
10:44 PM Doughnuts: i don’t know…i’m pretty excited about this company
and chicago
i think i’m going to learn a lot
and enjoy working there
also i canceled a lot of interviews and i can’t really go back in time
i was just so relieved to have something
10:45 PM i appreciate all your encouragement though
me:
10:46 PM Doughnuts: did you look for jobs during senior year
me: a little
not till my last quarter
i was a slacker
lol
10:47 PM Doughnuts: but you’re happy with where you are now right
10:48 PM me: yeah for the Tronent
keeping my eyes open
if i wasn’t so lazy i would be doing more interviews
lol
u can always do better in the corporate world
Doughnuts: yeah
10:49 PM me: and i want to eventually have my own business
i do have it, but i want to do it full time
Doughnuts: that’s so cool
your goals are pretty clear
10:50 PM me: they seem vague in my mind.. i’m not sure what exactly my biz will be doing in the long run
and if i would eventually want to get into politics
Doughnuts: hmm
wow
i didn’t know that
10:51 PM i thought you weren’t a big fan of the political process
10:52 PM me: i’m not
but i have thoughts on how to change/improve things
eventually
Doughnuts: wow its almost 2 am
me: oh sorry
10:53 PM Doughnuts: i have to work in the morning so i should probably get to sleep!
me: i didn’t mean to keep you up
alright
goodnight
Doughnuts: lol not your fault
good night
Talking with #2 (Not what u think)
Thursday, February 28th, 20082: hey
me: you watching the super bowl?
12:33 PM 2: ooh, good idea
what channel?
me: not on yet
and i’m not sure
12:35 PM 2: thanks for reminding me
me: np
12:36 PM 2: haha, my residents are so pissed
there’s no hot water in our tower
12:37 PM i just heard one of them yell down the hall “THERE’S HOT WATER IN NORTH”
me: lol
2: which is annoying, because he’s not trying to help, he’s trying to start a stampede, if i know this kid
12:38 PM me: haha
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1:06 PM 2: does it ever make you feel weird to talk to people who are older than you and/or in authority positions who are really stupid?
1:08 PM me: yeah i deal with that all the time
1:12 PM 2: haha
there was this UWPD officer last night
she was really kind of dense
it was like talking to a 12 year old in a big body with a gun
me: haha
what’d she do?
1:13 PM 2: “yeah, like, hehehe, there was this one time—yeah, this one time, where this one officer who was on probation…they, like, caught him playing VIDEOGAMES at a FRAT–hehehehehe.”
i mean, funny story
1:14 PM but not the kind of thing you share with the people you’re meant to be protecting, and the mode of delivery was really shocking.
me: lol
1:15 PM 2: she sounded like a middle schooler, and you could tell from what she emphasized that she was only picking up on the very surface level of the humor there
1:16 PM me: haha
1:18 PM 2: do anything fun last night?
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1:25 PM me: helped sandy move
2: haha, i said anything ‘fun’
1:26 PM where did he move?
me: central district
1:27 PM 2: oh, cool
Funny Discussion
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008Sandy: …so many consultants. so much testosterone and ambition.
6:02 PM seriously; two thirds of this group is Asian.
me: lol
your team?
Sandy: it’s not even funny; I’m an actual minority
6:03 PM me: you should tell them that they need to take a special trip to learn how to concentrate better, it’s at this really cool camp
6:04 PM Sandy: I’m evidently missing the joke
me: … concentration camp
Sandy: uh, I’m pretty sure that was the Jews dude
me: there were american concentration camps for jews
i mean
japs
6:05 PM Sandy: internment camps. that’s where the Asians went. concentration camps with lower… heating bills.
me: lol
same difference
6:06 PM u in dallas?
6:09 PM Sandy: yup
me: fun
how long are you there for?
6:11 PM Sandy: through Friday
6:15 PM how was Faraway
6:16 PM me: ?
6:17 PM we didn’t do anything, just drank wine till i went home
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6:30 PM me: off to run
talk to you later
Sandy: peace
off to racquetball


