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Thursday, March 13th, 2008

Smiley emoticon  Hi SinkmanWho?245672-Who?cool14567-2-,

 

How are things going for you son?  Where are you working and what are you doing

at your job?  I go for a job interview for a part time position on Friday morning, as

a Secretary/Receptionist with a national orthopedic therapy place.

I am trusting that whatever happens, will be the Lord’s will for me.

 

Do you like your job?  I heard you might have a girlfriend, do you?

 

Josh really appreciated his football and time you took to  play with him at Emerald

Ridge for his birthday gift.  He came here today after school, October 245672-Who?cool14567-2-245672-Who?cool14567-2-th at 245672-Who?cool14567-2-;5456754567

as there is some time of “Teacher’s Inservice” or something, going on in the Puyallup School District Thursday and Friday of this week.

 

He has started in both of his last two football games for Ballou, and they have won

both games!

 

I would love to get together for dinner sometime if you have the time.

 

Claude is looking at a surgery being purpleone on his first ankle replacement in about

a month.  He is still on chemotherapy for one year, but is now Hep C free-really a

miracle, Praise the Lord!

 

Well, son, gotta

 

Biz Chat with Moham

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Moham: dude u there

3:19 PM you should post this on your blog…it’s great.

  http://www.forbes.com/2003/09/25/cz_cf_0925harvard.html



10 minutes

3:30 PM me: lol

  i need to go to harvard

 Moham: its just ridiculous

3:31 PM no wonder why people who graduate from there think they are god

  dude I think you should take the GMAT and go for it

  work another year or so and then do it

 me: i think i should too

  bribe an admissions officer or something

3:32 PM Moham: dude if you score a high GMAT you def have a good chance

  you need to get above a 710 on the GMAT though

3:33 PM which is quite hard but possible

 me: yeah, i need to practice

3:34 PM Moham: dude even if harvard doesnt happen I think you should seriously consider applying to the top ten b-schools

 me: i am considering it

  if i cant get my own biz to take off i will

3:35 PM Moham: yeah true. How’s your biz going btw?

 me: haven’t done that much lately

  trying to get my stupid facesopen site to work

  retard at godaddy.com last night screwed it up

3:36 PM Moham: whats facesopen

  is that your company??

3:37 PM me: no its a new website

 Moham: what is it? what does it do?

3:38 PM me: like Faces-Open, but reverse- you write other people’s profiles

  so your ex g/f can talk shit lol

  though u will be able to flag info

 Moham: oh…hahaha.id you come up with that idea

  it’s quite cool

3:40 PM me: thanks

3:41 PM Moham: yeah it’s sweet. So are you working on developing the web-site?

 me: i have most of it done

  i just cant get some url issues figured out

  you’ll see it soon

3:42 PM Moham: oh sweet.

  when will it be our and rolling

  out and rolling

3:43 PM me: as soon as i can get the url issue fixed and put a basic template in for peoples names

  it’s going to be wikipedia style

3:44 PM Moham: oh I see. that’s cool dude. but I guess people can kind of do that on Faces-Open. Can’t people write shit about you on your profile or guestbook?

3:45 PM me: yeah, but you can delete it

  i’m going to try to work out legal issues

  so people can write their opinion of you

  and you cant delete it

  it will be for your friends AND enemies

  and will be enormous very quickly, because when people see bad stuff showing up for their name on google, they’ll have to become a member and fix it

3:48 PM Moham: oh god. You’re gonna start an internet war. This will end the one night stand/not calling a girl back era.

  boys will behave

  hahahahah

3:50 PM This is gonna be very bad for me cause I have alot of girls who will write tons of shit

  hahahahaha

3:51 PM me: lol

  u r gonna have the biggest page on teh site

  you will never get laid again ;)

  girls will google u and freak out

3:52 PM though u pretty much just like one night stands anyways

3:53 PM Moham: see girls usually do freak out when they hear about my stories and they warn their friends about me. But once they meet me they can’t resist me. They become mesmerized and their legs just magically open.

 me: haha

3:54 PM u r awesome

 Moham: thank you my friend =)

3:55 PM anyways…let me know when your site opens and i will be the first person to sign up

 me: haha okay

  brb

 Moham: k



11 minutes

4:07 PM Moham: btw, I added something to our Arnold discussion. you should check it out

4:08 PM me: lol replied again

4:11 PM Moham: hahahaha….I replied again as well

4:12 PM people prob think we are retarded

 me: i get emails every time someone comments

  probably

 Moham: oh ok

 me: do you?

  you and shannon are the only ones who registered

  so i think you can set it up so you can get emails

 Moham: oh sweet

  how?

4:13 PM me: hmm

  let me see

  1 sec



6 minutes

4:20 PM me: hmm

  not sure

  by the way, if you want to, i can set you up a blog on another subdomain

4:21 PM Moham: nah thats alright. I’ll just come to yours and add random comments every now and then

  lol

 me: lol ok



44 minutes

5:06 PM Moham: alright dude Im gonna pass out

5:07 PM me: night stud

 Moham: later buddy

 

Frien and I discuss Charlotte Church

Saturday, March 1st, 2008

Frien: do you still want to do a movie tonight?



44 minutes

9:47 AM me: not certain yet

  i get antsy on fridays

  we may put it off till sunday

  i’ll let you know soon

9:48 AM Frien: haha

  you sound like me

  k, no worries if not

9:49 AM but actually, i need to know whether to run to the gym within the next 30 mins (ie before class) or if i can go after job training at 530

 me: go now

  that way you have the evening free no matter what :)

 Frien: fuck–i don’t wanna

9:50 AM me: DO IT!

   ;)

 Frien: i just ate

   :P

  plus i have a homework assignment i have to do before class too

9:51 AM also, we don’t have to only do a movie

  we could go out on the town as well

  i can go into bars now

   :P

 me: i’m afraid of that

  i have done that too much lately

  movie sounds more attractive…. but we’ll figure it out

 Frien: will we get together before 7

9:52 AM ?

 me: hmm

  i guess you could work out after your class

  and we’ll see what is happening hten

 Frien: i think i could be done by 7 and ready to do anything

 me: k

 Frien: oh, and i’m turning into a slightly more normal person

   :D

9:53 AM i woke up today–naturally–at 830am

  !!!!

  hahaha

  also, are you looking for a book to read, by any chance?

9:54 AM me: yeah

 Frien: i have one for you

  i don’t actually have any real reason to believe you’ll like it

  but i like it

 me: lol

  what is it?

 Frien: okay, don’t judge it by the title–it’s really been surprising me

9:55 AM it’s called The History of Love

 me: lol

 Frien: but it’s extremely well-written and it’s touching me deeply

  it’s not a 19th century style sappy love story, i promise

 me: lol

 Frien: it has some amazing descriptions of ugliness and depression and loneliness

 me: sweet

 Frien: last night it made me cry

9:56 AM not because something sad happened to someone in it

  but because it touched me very deeply

  and it’s moving ideas around in my head that i thought were pretty fixed

  and every time i’m not reading it, i’m thinking about how much i want to read it

9:57 AM me: wow

  sounds pretty good

9:58 AM let me borrow it when u r done

 Frien: i will

  we talked a long time ago about what we think love is–very briefly

9:59 AM and this book is really adding new ideas into my head–or at least rustling and agitating ideas that thought they had found comfortable home

  which kind of makes my mind sound like a chicken coop

10:00 AM …which probably isn’t too far off, haha

10:01 AM tons of insanity flapping around all day and shitting all over everything, then it nervously settles just in time for me to go to sleep

  feathers and mess everywhere

  hee hee

 me: wow

  must be a very good book

10:04 AM Frien: i don’t know yet

  haven’t gotten to the end



7 minutes

10:12 AM Frien: great

  now my room smells like cigarettes

10:13 AM not overwhelmingly, but you get the sense that someone came inside from smoking and was breathing and stinking all over my room

  because these guys were smoking outside my window

  and i had my window open

  people don’t realize how far their cigarette smoke travels

  as far as they’re concerned, it’s gone when it leaves their lungs

10:15 AM me: Man

 Frien: on my computer that comes up as

  Super: Man

  which i find amusing

10:17 AM me: lol

 Frien: are you self conscious about using the word Man to describe things?

10:20 AM me: occasionally

  doesn’t really affect me though

10:21 AM Frien: yeah, i wouldn’t think it would much–i was just curious

  seems like the kind of thing i’d either avoid entirely or draw attention to, specifically to make other people uncomfortable

10:22 AM like if a corbett were something with a negative connotation

10:26 AM have you ever smoked?



39 minutes

11:06 AM me: yes

 Frien: lol

  that took ages

  for how long?

11:08 AM me: i never did it regularly

  i smoked a few times when i was drunk

11:09 AM Frien: i think i’ve taken 3 drags total on 3 different cigarettes, all when i was drunk and trying to impress boys, hahaha

 me: hahaha

11:10 AM we should get a fattie chew tonight

  and go drink malt liquor

 Frien: eew! what is THAT

 me: tobacco

  chew

 Frien: whatever it is, it sounds disgusting and is not meant to be marketed to women :P

 me: yum

11:11 AM u don’t know what chew is?!?!

 Frien: i’ve heard it called chew

  also a disgusting name

  i was wondering if adding ‘fattie’ made it different

11:12 AM me: just makes it cooler

 Frien: those words together make me uncomfortable

 me: hahahah why?

 Frien: no idea

  i just feel like shuddering

11:13 AM me: haha

11:14 AM Frien: chew takes all the glamour out of tobacco

  it is horrible but true that certain guys look really hot when they smoke (the same may be true of women)

  but NO ONE looks good chewing tobacco

11:16 AM me: lol

11:19 AM Frien: reminds me of really ugly old guys with pot bellies and 3 teeth spitting brown goo into the dirt. that’s why it makes me uncomfortable to associate it even remotely with myself

11:20 AM me: you should try it

  get good and drunk and stick a hunk in

  sexy

 Frien: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  never

  i’d rather smoke an entire cigarette and put it out on my arm

11:21 AM me: lol



20 minutes

11:41 AM Frien: do men find it attractive when women are ‘virginal’

11:42 AM me: sometimes…

  but they also find slutty women attractive

  whorish women

  old women

  young women

  basically any woman

 Frien: lol

  old women?

 me: not as often, but sometimes

  search “mature porn” on google

  billion dollar industry

 Frien: no thank you

11:43 AM but i appreciate your efforts to educate me

11:44 AM me: lol



17 minutes

12:01 PM Frien: charlotte church recently voted the woman men would most like sat in their car passenger seat

  according to a british poll

 

Peanut Conversation

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

me: yo

12:25 PM Peanut: do anything fun last night?

me: had drinks at ben’s place

12:26 PM you?

12:27 PM Peanut: went with kyla to flowers

12:28 PM i’m not counting the mojito i had as a violation of my renewed no sugar policy

although it clearly had tons of sugar in

me: lol

you don’t have to

Peanut: yeah, after a while, we walked up the ave to the galway

have you ever been there?

12:29 PM me: no

it good?

Peanut: SUPER sketchy, i thought

i think we were the only girls in there, and the guys were all late 20’s and either scary or sad looking

it was not an uplifting atmosphere, lol

12:30 PM i brought my rape whistle with me to the bathroom

me: lol

do u really havea rape whistle?

Peanut: haha, kinda

12:31 PM i stole it from the pool i lifeguarded at when i quit

mostly accidentally

so i have a whistle

it’s really more of a multipurpose whistle than a rape whistle, but it’s easily converted

12:32 PM me: hahahahaha

Peanut: like, if a small giant ever tried to attack and rape you in a dark street, wouldn’t you want a way to draw attention to your struggle in the hopes of attracting help?

12:33 PM i’m assuming most rational men of average or above average size wouldn’t try to pick a fight wiht you, but there’s got to be some analogous threat (if only imaginary)

me: i have worried for a long time about what i would do if andre the giant became a zombie and his corpse found me and molested me

12:34 PM Peanut: lol exactly

me: but i don’t think a rape whistle would save me

Peanut: imagine this coming to mind every time you tried to have loving http://www.forgotten-ny.com/STREET%20SCENES/andrenomi/andrejake3.jpg

12:35 PM no, a rape whistle might not prevent rape, but i would still rather have that tool in case it did

i mean, people who are going to attack you are generally looking for beings who won’t put up much of a fight

12:36 PM making a really loud noise is one of several ways to startle the attacker and give you a split second advantage (and it also might attract help)

12:37 PM especially indoors

me: haha

well, if i ever rape you, i’ll be sure to do it somewhere where no one can hear your rape whistle :)

12:38 PM Peanut: i’ll avoid the woods

me: good call

lol

12:39 PM i think i am going to eat a dozen eggs for breakfast

Peanut: LOL

“when i was a lad i ate 4 dozen eggs,
every morning to help me get large…
now that i’m grown, i eat 5 dozen eggs,
and i’m roughly the size of a barge!”

12:40 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBnWZignkQ

12:42 PM me: hahahahha

12:43 PM Peanut: hee hee

me: i cant believe you cited that

awesome

;)

i’m still watching it

i haven’t seen this in 10 years

or 15

12:44 PM Peanut: hahah i’m just to the eggs bit

me: 16 years apparently

Peanut: haha

12:45 PM i watched this movie a lot when i was little

i’m actually kind of surprised how stupid it is–i remember it being childish, but i don’t remember it being that bad

me: apparently

lol

hahahah

12:46 PM Peanut: yeah, i got the words right before i listened to it

12:49 PM haha, now i’m watching all the songs

:P

how productive

12:50 PM okay

wow

fricking scary

12:51 PM twice in the last two days two suspicious males late 20s early 30s have been seen INSIDE mccarty

the police haven’t been able to find them

they weren’t doing anything wrong

but thursday night a ground floor window in the north tower was broken

me: hmm

Peanut: only the outer pane was broken, so the people were safe

12:52 PM but ugh!

it’s one thing when attacks and creepy things happen outside mccarty

me: that’s why you keep your sawed off 12-gauge semi auto shottie in your room, right?

Peanut: well, it’s not easily accessible

12:53 PM it’s under a pile of uzis

12:54 PM me: haha

i am grilling tofu

never done it before

we’ll see how it turns out

i poured some soy sauce on it

Peanut: hard to go wrong there

12:55 PM if you have some garlic, put it in

me: hmmm

12:59 PM tofu and then eggs

1:00 PM i’m disappointed they didn’t separate out the nfl championship games into two separate days


9 minutes

1:09 PM Peanut: i am indifferent

1:10 PM me: lol

Peanut: i was going to say “aww too bad” but then i realized i didn’t care

1:11 PM me: haha


16 minutes

1:28 PM Peanut: i;m gonna go watch my friend race

she’s a track star

me: sounds fun

1:29 PM Peanut: will be

1:30 PM see you later

me: later