Bart: ihave a date with a poor chick tonight
guaranteed to end with loving if i want it
6:07 PM i love the power of money
such an advantage
i remember how much it sucked being poor
Arrow: that may be one of the worse things you said.
Bart: haha
6:08 PM Arrow: I hope you try to buy her and she’s spits at you and calls you a bourgois pig.
And then sleeps with you anyway
Bart: hahah
i’m way classier than that
i had to develop a personality when i was poor
and now that i’m doing better
i have the double whammy
money and interesting personality
Arrow: and then had to develop another personality to hide that one…
6:09 PM Bart: i am getting to be very good with women
hahaha
u bastard
u love my personality
6:10 PM i need to find other sources of girls than craigslist
Arrow: is that where you met this one?
Bart: yep
Arrow: hahahha
Bart: along with the one from tues
6:11 PM Arrow: have fun with “make me pregnant or I’ll cut you open and put my love in you…”
Bart: lol
yeah
craigslist girls are strange
but entertaining
Arrow: is she cute?
Bart: yeah her pic is
Arrow: where’re you taking her?
6:12 PM Bart: dont know
maybe that sushi place
or quinns
or browers
Arrow: say babe I thought we’d stay in my place and have some 3 buck chuck and potstickers…
Bart: i can usually work that for the 2nd -10th dates
Arrow: ;0\
6:13 PM i don’t know what that one means
Bart: means your a dork
6:14 PM Arrow: I’m out. have fun cowboy
Bart: i’m actually not sure if this chick is going to come.. she said she had a migraine
later
Arrow: oh that blows. Plus side, migraine sufferers tend to be intelligent
Bart: awesome
lol
6:15 PM have fun at dinner
6:17 PM 1 sec
u still there?
6:18 PM chick just cancelled
6:22 PM guess i’ll just lift
