me: yo
u there?
4:42 PM Flaker: hey
me: faraway is over again
taking a nap
Flaker: haha did you see her last night as well?
4:43 PM me: yeah, she spent the night
i got hammered again
she cooked me some tarts and brought over a couple cheese
cheeses
and we ate and drank
it was funny
she wanted to be all intimate
but i felt sick of her
and so just said ridiculous things
4:44 PM and drank 3 bottles of wine (she probably had half-to one of those
)
very strange girl
i like her,
but think i may not date her
Flaker: sounds romantic
4:45 PM me: yeah
what are you up to?
4:46 PM Flaker: spent all day at a cafe, just got home a bit ago, think I’m gonna watch a movie, maybe see what Katie is doing.
4:47 PM me: u do anything last night?
Flaker: no I slept really shitty the night before so I just did homework for awhile and crashed fairly early.
4:48 PM me: yeah, u seemed to be not doing well when we lifted
4:49 PM Flaker: stupid alcoholism
me: lol
i’m kind of confused by faraway
she is really aggressively pursuing me right now
makes me a tad uncomfortable
4:50 PM sex is good though
hmmm
anyways
dont mean to bore you
with my inane relationships lol
4:51 PM Flaker: enh, makes for good banter
I don’t feel like talking about anything really meaningful.
4:52 PM me: same with me
i’m out of it
gonna go to a cafe soon, with my loyal dog
she said she’s gonna clean my apt
4:53 PM Flaker: dude, careful with this one she strikes me as potential psycho stalker material
me: me too
i should buy a gun
4:54 PM i may just stop calling her
hmmm
i guess as long as she isn’t too irritating i’ll stick around
4:55 PM she is very giving
4:56 PM Flaker: have fun
4:57 PM me: how’re things with katie?
4:58 PM Flaker: I still go both ways on it, sometimes I’m thinking, this is all well and good, other times I’m pretty sure it’s not the best idea and is bound to be short lived and awkward.
4:59 PM me: u should ask her to marry u
5:00 PM Flaker: yeah that would perfect the situation.
5:01 PM me: shake things up
5:02 PM Flaker: ha, I’m thinking I’ll talk to her about it on valentines day, find out what she’s looking for make sure we’re on the same page, maybe call it off if it doesn’t seem right.
me: break up on valentines day
you are a real sweetie
u should talk sooner
5:04 PM Flaker: I’m not saying I’m going to be all “Look this was a mistake.” I’m saying more like if we talk and she is uncomfortable with things we’ll just let it slide and stay just friends.
5:05 PM me: o
so u r going to ask her to ur gf….
if she says no, then no more sex
u shd give her chocolate and wine and a nice dinner
then finish her off with roofies
5:06 PM Flaker: no I’m not going to ask her to be my girlfriend, I’m just going to make sure she is cool with the way things have been going, cause sometimes when I see her I feel a little awkward tension.
5:07 PM me: like what?
like she doesn’t want to date or she does?
5:10 PM Flaker: hard to say, could be either that she hooked up with a friend and regrets it and has just been continuing things cause she thinks it’ll hurt me if she wants to stop, or it could be that she wants to be a little more serious than we have been, but is worried it’ll scare me off. Or I could just be imagining it, in any event I think it’s best to find out before too much more time passes





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