ara,
Politicians are generally a distasteful breed. They come from the same scummy bloodlines of scam artists, pastors and child molesters. Were you a member of the college Republicans? What did you guys actually do? All I know about the UW Republicans is that they sold brownies with prices based on race to show the unfairness of affirmative action. That and they protested the La Douchies by following them around with foil helmets and ridiculous signs.
Accounting Clerk. Hmmm… sounds somewhat more important than receptionist, though still beneath office manager. Coming on as my personal assistant will be a huge boost in your position. The prestige and respect with being associated with the Super Man is mind numbing. Congratulations.
I love taking naps on my lunch breaks. I was feeling a tad tired, so instead of exercising I tried to snooze. Ended up laying their half asleep thinking about money making websites though. Life is tough.
Who was the mean evil woman? Want me to beat her up?
Julio
Hi Giant-
You are a bad bad man. I just though I would let you know. FYI – I am not a receptionist – I am an accounting clerk, which is probably worse because it requires actual work (grunt work).
You are soooo lazy; I can’t believe you went home to take a nap. Do giant people require more rest?
Ooh! I like you article on Luke Esser- that guy is such a douche fag. Small time politicians bother me – often times I feel that their reason and judgment is clouded by their own sense of self importance. The worst part is that they are the last people on earth to realize this.
Luke is really a douche – one time when he came to speak at a college republican meeting he compared him self to Rossi and Richert, not on the basis of their common politics, but because they all drive minivans. The comical part of the story is that he is not married, and doesn’t have kids like Rossi and Richert. He may be married w/ kids now- I sure this is the case, since you cannot advance your career in Republican politics without god and family.
I am done w/ my rant. I am really annoyed right now. I just spoke to an evil, mean woman on the phone. I am not sure about tonight- so I will call you later.
Faraway
Faraway,
How does life find you today? Are you enjoying the exciting, always changing life of a receptionist?
I have been relaxing most of the day here. I wrote a couple of blog articles and read a whole lot more. Some work was done though; I wrote an SEO Guidelines paper for our clients and bought a few links. Just got back from a lunchtime nap at home. Now I’m thinking about creating a shopping section on my website and trying to sell something.
Do you still want to try to do something tonight or are you buried in work? If so, when would you be available?
Your giant friend,
Superrote:
SUPER!
I laughed so hard when I read your e-mail, that my the man came over to my desk to ask me what was going on.
Please do not mark me w/ a hickey- it is Man and I really didn’t mean to do it to you. Why can’t you just forgive me and move on? Please…….I am really afraid of you now.
Your comment on Sandy and Heathers petit rendez-vous was f-ing hilarious! It was quite a weird experience (for many reasons), but the most shocking part is that Sandy was the loud one, or maybe Heather just has a really, really low moan and grunts like a savage…….hmmm
I also loved your description of the dynamic going on between your old the man and the new guy. You are wild. Please make me laugh more ( I know you aren’t busy)
kisses,
Faraway
Haha.. it’s alright, I’ll get my vengeance soon! You are going to get a mark of pride all your own soon… Sandy will probably be disturbed lol.
I am amused Sandy and Heather’s sex woke you up this morning. What was that like? “Ooo Sandy yeah”, “Heather, making love to you is like studying Finance with Warren Buffett- delicious!” hahahaha
They just hired a new guy as vice president of my product division and my douchey the man has been sucking his dick all day. Really cheesy. The guy seems to be pretty damn cool though, I think I will work well with him. He said he likes to drink hard in our first meeting lol.
Any other news from the Faraway front?
On Feb 11, 2008 9:28 AM, Faraway Walters wrote:
Hi! How are you??? Is everything okay? Please don’t be mad at me – I didn’t mean to do it. You must be really embarrassed (I would be).
I am sorry. It will never happen again (unless you deserve it).
- Faraway
